Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Finally, some masculinity in Kpop

Ever since I started paying attention to idols in 2009 I have always wondered why these teenage girls fawned over guys who looked more like a girl than themselves. I never fucking understood. I mean it's not like manly-looking female idols are my favorite. If so I'd be an Amber fanboy, but no guy likes Amber. Throughout the the past couple of years I have seen my fair share of gay male idols/extremely effeminate male idols.
























I could go on with this shit but you all probably get the point by now. The other day I finally found some masculine men in Kpop. I know, "No way", "Bullshit" and "Masculine and Kpop don't belong in the same sentence" etc.





















So while the male idols piss sitting down, remember that T-ara oppars are more manly and piss in urinals.





Sad day for Kpop when the most masculine idols have vaginas.

61 comments:

  1. but no guy likes Amber

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  2. YEAH SOYEON! TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT.

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  3. I would scissor Soyeon till the break of dawn.

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  4. @4:33 i'm a guy and i like amber

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  5. Scissor? I would suck off Eunjung till that vagina loses all its fluids.

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  6. @4:55 I'd get my straw ready for a T-ara bukkake session.

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  7. Eunjunf!

    Male or female I'd fuck/be fucked by that!

    Add Qri for an awesome threeway!

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  8. Pfft, you anons are weak. I'd stick Boram in those fags till their assholes sing YaYaYa.

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  9. MANQRI IS WHERE IT'S AT BITCHES.

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  10. Stick it in me Eunjung! Anywhere is fine!October 4, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    I want Manjung in me NOW!

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  11. i'd let T-ara oppars gangbang me, tbqh.

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  12. ^this, but only if Eunjung and Qri get two goes!

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  13. Lol, I knew it was going to be a T-ara post the moment I saw the title (and to be honest, I was really waiting for it, too).

    Fuck, they really screwed with the minds of both fangirls and fanboys when they showed up like that. Now everyone is gay for them.

    Girl or boy, don't matter to me. My body is ready for T-ara.

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  14. QRI IS SO HOT. OMG.

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  15. I'll take Jiyeon and Eunjung for a ménage à trois on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays; Qri and Soyeon on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays; then finally a gangbang session with all the T-ara members on Sundays.

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  16. ^but ugly as fuck.

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  17. LOL Eunjung looks 100% like Sungyeol from infinite like that. I always thought they looked similar but now I swear I see no difference. They even have the same hair.

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  18. man Qri is really hot

    and as for some explanation of why girls like feminine guys: typical girly girls are pretty and like pretty things, so why wouldn't they like pretty guys?
    it could go the other way too, if a guy likes being buff and all that manly stuff, how come he's expected to like a feminine girl?
    i'm not trying to be all ~gay rights rox~ but the just logic doesn't make sense to me personally. but then again i am a girl who thinks the more a guy looks like a girl, the better (my current favs are Taemin, Kevin and Niel)

    and as for another reason, especially in asia where the gender lines are really thick, androgyny is really fascinating. for instance, Korea is supposed to be all conservative and strict right? yet the highest grossing film of 2005 there was The King and The Clown, which was pretty much a love story about two men. it wasn't even expected to do well, but it was popular because people loved it.

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  19. ^Cant UNSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!




    (but Id still fuck both...)

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  20. @6:04
    I WANNA BE PRETTY!

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  21. ^ IF U WANNA PRETTY EVERY WANNA PRETTY

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  22. Can't wait to get a strap on from Boram. BOING

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  23. I LIKEY LIKE DIS!

    I LIKEY LIKE DAT!

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  24. PLASTIC GENERATIONOctober 4, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    OPPA OPPA OPPA ILL BE DOWN DOWN DOWN!

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  25. i, for one, love a girl who can kick my ass

    and look the part

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  26. LMAO! Lots of celebrities visiting this post~

    I bet you all just want to get a piece of that hot ManRi, ManSo, ManYeon and ManJung. Can't blame you, though. :D

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  27. EVERY NIGHT I'LL BE WITH YOU
    DO YOU LOVE HER? DO YOU LOVE HER?!

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  28. eunjung looks like that guy from infinite... still a hot namja though. Jiyeon looks a bit creepy but they were rocking it.

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  29. I think I would have no trouble fucking Manqri.

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  30. OH EMBRACE THE ANDROGYNY

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  31. T-ara... FUCK, you're all so hot.

    I think it's time to bust out this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVs6Fekh0RY&ob=av3e

    And not to forget the most relevant of all songs:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JRwVoKs_nU&ob=av2n

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  32. I bet T-ara watches The L Word in their free timeOctober 5, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    ^ OMFG! PEACHES! I LOVE YOU, ANON!

    God, now I'm imaging these girls pulling off a Shane and going around their dorming looking like... like...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPkAvZcR8c&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s

    THIS.

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  33. "and as for some explanation of why girls like feminine guys: typical girly girls are pretty and like pretty things, so why wouldn't they like pretty guys?
    it could go the other way too, if a guy likes being buff and all that manly stuff, how come he's expected to like a feminine girl?"

    You see, I'd accept that logic on the grounds that all fangirls are pretty. Now, using a rough figure, I think it's fair to say that about 1 in every 10 fangirls is a 6 and above.

    Now, on to those other 9, why would a girl that looks like a pile of steaming horseshit fawn after a man more feminine than she? It doesn't add up; ugly fucks should know their place. Even fangirling attractive people would be a desecration of the concept of beauty.

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  34. ^Oh this applies to females only. I'm a mysognist.

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  35. MAN JUNG I WANT IT IN ME!!!! PUT IT IN ME!!!!

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  36. This is best if read aloud in a fake scientist voice lolOctober 5, 2011 at 4:57 AM

    @1:44, based on my own research:

    Only 1 out of 10 male fans are 3 or above on a standard Hotness Scale. (It should also be noted that on the Doable Scale only 1 out of 10 males scored above 2 and this figure was only found after participants were assured that intercourse would only occur once and had no chance of leading to pregnancy.)

    Thus, the majority of male "fanboying" is done by what most would consider "ugly fucking losers." If this population were to cease lusting after far superior looking idols, as you suggest less attractive female fans should do, nearly all of kpop fanndom would have to look elsewhere for things to flap to…

    Furthermore, another interesting piece of data, while the chance of a female fan losing her virginity before the age of 40 is nearly 7 out of 10, the chance of a male fan losing his virginity before the age of 40 is significantly less at barely 3 out of 10. (Note: This figure does not include males that eventually give up on finding someone to willingly have sex with them for free and instead decide to hire a prostitute. Figures on this data hard difficult to find.)

    I hope my findings offer a more balanced view of the data you presented earlier, as I am a feminist scientist at heart.

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  37. Firstly, I'm pretty good-looking so thankfully your broscience doesn't apply to me.

    Secondly, I suppose an ugly girl would be allowed to "fangirl" an attractive man only in a way that is extremely self-deprecating manner (e.g. Oh yes, he is very good-looking but a piece of shit like me doesn't deserve to fantasise about said person. Nevertheless, I will continue to patronise all G &S related to aforementioned idol to continue supporting him).

    Thirdly, barely 3/10 of males lose their virginity before the age of 40? What the fuck? Do you live in the Vatican or something? People here lose it before they hit their 20s, you fucking prude.

    Troll harder next time. Also, must suck to be ugly eh? So glad I'm not. Feels good having attractive females around me. Mirin?

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  38. ^U sound mad?

    @4:57, Im with you! Hahahahahahaha!

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  39. oh and @4:25, ME FIRST ! Me FIRST!

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  40. I was hoping for a funny retort, but I can see from your reply that my comment hit a little too close to home, huh? I feel like the phrase "U mad" fits here perfectly…

    I'm glad you think you're pretty good-looking, but it’s a pity other girls don't (because why else would you hold such resentment towards women? Proud misogynist, really? Good luck with that!).

    It’s a pity you didn't get my joke, I was quite amused typing it... I hope others got it, but making myself laugh is enough for me. I think I’m hilarious!

    You took an obvious joke WAY too seriously which proves I did my job as a troll. (I got under your skin, isn't that what every troll dreams of? I think I deserve a pat on the back! *pats self*)

    So... thank you! It was fun and then you got butt hurt :( So, I guess its done now...



    On topic: Eunjunf! Qri! Tag team me! (In drag, please1) <3

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  41. ^ I was hoping for a funny retort too. It was a pity you didn't get my joke first either, or if you did, your attempt at sarcastic humour was pretty sad.

    Funny of someone that accuses another of "not getting the joke" to do the exact same thing. And no, not mad, slightly annoyed yea probably, but not mad.

    Well at least there's one person in the world that laughs at your jokes/likes you. I think THAT deserves a pat on the back! ;)

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  42. Lol, the comments here are more amusing than the post itself.

    Btw, thanks for posting the vids!

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  43. Annoyed/mad/butthurt don't matter. They got you! TROLLLED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

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  44. Good ol' fashioned trolling, love it! <3

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  45. @6:23, That may have been one of the weakest lamest comebacks I've read in a long time and the fact that it even looked like you tried? Smh. This had a really lame ending, BOO!

    We need a new discussion! Its funny how they always break out in T-ara articles.

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  46. Get in my, Get in my, Get in my wet pussy!

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  47. this site is full of bored guys :D


    but jaejoong is still hot

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  48. feminazi bitch ugly guys only need money to screw bad bitches

    compared to females males are unanimously superior in the looks department which leaves a huge discrepancy in the dating realm

    the only reason there is an influx of fangirls is because no sane heterosexual male wants them even if they were FREE OF CHARGE

    stay mad pressed and fat bitch

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  49. ^Its funny because your sad XD

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  50. ^
    ^

    It is sad... So so so sad... And to think he probably just needs to get some ass and he'd be better.

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  51. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az-4JJM3mjE

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  52. Eunjunf! Unf! Unf!

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  53. Cheezy wants Manjung's strap-on dick up his ass.

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  54. ^Me too! He'll have to get in line.

    MANJUNG LIVES!

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  55. doesnt liking effeminate male kpop idol makes a fangirls a lesbian?

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  56. Fuck Yeah!!! I'd let these T-ara oppars treat me like their little bitch, and do a fisting with all of them.

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