Monday, October 17, 2011
Zinger needs to GTFO [Opinion Article]
Normally I'd find something to make fun of in the MV, but watching this MV proved something to me: Secret would be much better without Zinger.
If you compare Hyosung, Jieun, and Sunhwa to the European Union, Zinger would be Greece. She needs to be kicked out. I really had no problems with the MV otherwise. I enjoyed the song and MV aside from whenever Zinger showed up.
I know someone out there is going to point to Zinger's solo rap song, and that's fine and all, but I'm talking about Secret's title tracks. Zinger's raps always bring down the song. It's like adding a piece of a shit to a chocolate cake. Just because you want the turd to fit in with the cake it doesn't mean that it will. The turd will not turn into chocolate. Whenever that part is served on a plate, it's still a fucking turd. That's what Zinger is: a fucking turd. Get that shit out of the chocolate cake and everything would be better.
I tagged it [Opinion Article] for a reason. This wasn't an MV review or an article trying to be funny.