Monday, October 17, 2011

Zinger needs to GTFO [Opinion Article]



Normally I'd find something to make fun of in the MV, but watching this MV proved something to me: Secret would be much better without Zinger.

If you compare Hyosung, Jieun, and Sunhwa to the European Union, Zinger would be Greece. She needs to be kicked out. I really had no problems with the MV otherwise. I enjoyed the song and MV aside from whenever Zinger showed up.

I know someone out there is going to point to Zinger's solo rap song, and that's fine and all, but I'm talking about Secret's title tracks. Zinger's raps always bring down the song. It's like adding a piece of a shit to a chocolate cake. Just because you want the turd to fit in with the cake it doesn't mean that it will. The turd will not turn into chocolate. Whenever that part is served on a plate, it's still a fucking turd. That's what Zinger is: a fucking turd. Get that shit out of the chocolate cake and everything would be better.

I tagged it [Opinion Article] for a reason. This wasn't an MV review or an article trying to be funny.

52 comments:

  1. lol was just thinking that

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  2. Yes she needs to gtfo because she is too good for SECRET. Those 3 rats are holding her back. Zinger needs to shineee

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  3. they should just let her sing. even if she can't sing that well (idk since i don't stan them) at least its better than them putting in the raps that really ruin the flow of the song

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  4. Zinger can sing with average skill, so it's unknown why she has to rap in songs that don't need a rap in the first place.

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  5. Ji Eun should just ditch these bitches and go solo. Or form a duo with Sunhwa, fuck the 2 fatties.

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  6. Zinger totally ruined the song and the MV

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  7. Some people were saying her ass slip and Hyosung's boobs were the best thing about this mv. I dunno, her voice is up there with Hyuna with the voices that just bug the hell out of me. The song is already shit and she wasn't helping. At least in Sunhwa's defense she's cute imo.

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  8. oh and Hyosung: Fat? O_O

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  9. JiEun is so fucking cute. She is the one who really has the best body in secret. Her and Sunwha are damn gorgeous, never really liked Zinger and although I love Hyosung I never found her to be pretty tbh.

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  10. i think the problem is more the song than Zinger.

    i stan Secret, but do you really think this song is a "chocolate cake"? it's not terrible but honestly it's not good either. they never pick their best songs to promote. in their actual really good songs, Zinger is useful.

    if i had to pick someone to get rid of, it would be Sunhwa, and then maybe they would have a chance at making good music.
    http://youtu.be/lpusk1ITsOA
    they have a good dynamic as a three person group. (but i guess this argument is moot, as kpop wouldn't be kpop without useless members, even though i do like Sunhwa as a person)

    the person who needs to go is the producer who produced all their songs since Magic. i mean really who thought it would be a good idea to keep the same guy for years even though the only hit he gave them was the fluke Shy Boy.
    i find it hard to believe no other producer is willing to work with them.

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  11. lol, this article was funny! The point is you shouldn't TRY to be funny, you should just be funny.

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  12. i like zinger burgers tho

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  13. Too band your opinion is irrelevant....:)

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  14. It's his fucking blog, how is it irrelevant?

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  15. I agree and you're crazy if you think Secret needs Zinger.

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  16. Zinger's the shit, she friggin' owns Secret. Personally I think this song sucks though.

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  17. @davidfresh
    I think they mean that his opinion doesn't matter, because at the end of the day Zinger will still be in Secret

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  18. Jieun is Hot!!
    and Sunhwa too, to a lesser and more inconsistent extent...
    Also, I really appreciate them whoring out Hyosung :D
    *fap fap*
    nothin to say about Zinger.
    Catchy, feel good song. Great Comeback^^

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  19. Did secret's manager/producer smoke too much weed with G-dragon? They seriously think this kind of nonsense stand a chance against snsd(not that I am particularly thrilled with snsd's "girls let the dogs out" rap)?

    Beside the fact that most of these over-fed gals could take a cue from Kpop's biggest loser Shindong, this mv is all over the place and the music just screams american retro wannabe.

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  20. Eunjunf + Hyosung Threesome is my DREAM!October 17, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    I like my girls thick, yum! Most of the female idols now a days have the bodies of 13 year old boys DNW!

    Hyosung and shake (or giggle) it my way anytime! ANG!

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  21. AKF you're wrong. This isn't an "Opinion Article". It's a "Fact Article".

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  22. IMO Hyosung should just GTFO.. but yeah actually they all should fuck off, and let Jieun go solo.

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  23. jieun should go solo, hyosung should do porn (cum all over those gums), zinger should rap solo, maybe...., and sunhwa... don't know what to do with her.

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  24. ^I agree, Zinger is an actually pretty good rapper and all these girls should just go solo

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  25. but zinger burger is friggin' awesome!

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  26. song was fun. Also I am eating my own words about Hyosung. She's hot so damn hot...yes, I'm going against everything I have said in the past. She's hot she's hot damn hot...has a great thick body and knows how to move it. Damn me...yeah she still has big gums and weird teeth but who cares now. she's hot....blah

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  27. Don't give a "duck" about your opinion, Zinger owns! Apart from the rap from shy boy <--- I hate it when they give her the custey raps, she owns the fierce (OH NOES DID I SAY THE TABOO WORD?!?!?!) ones

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  28. you need to be kicked out of life since you actually think secrets music is good

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  29. Should've made the track Bastard into a music video instead.

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  30. the song is quite good, mostly because i can't understand a word.. but yeah the rap spoiled it..need to find song cutter somewhere..

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  31. Zinger isn't shit, SHE IS THE SHIT! She owns!

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  32. Oh God, I agree SO MUCH. Zinger's rap ruined every fucking song in the album except for her solo, which wasn't ruined because it was rap anyway. At least they should let her sing instead of rap.

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  33. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17424591/zinger3.gif

    Would paper bag head and defile that ass..

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  34. Agree with the post. i dont like her raps in their songs. I dont even like her face either, esp when she tries to act cute.

    BTW, I'm kinda disappointed with this song. The MV looks very promising but the song itself is a let down

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  35. The song sucks and you know it

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  36. Zinger isn't bad by herself; her rapping skills aren't the worst and she's a decent dancer. She's also entertaining; I've watched a couple of variety shows because she was on.

    The problem is that she really doesn't fit in with Secret's overall direction. Her dancing skills and rapping are unnecessary. She isn't as bad-looking as the authors here seem to think though [just my opinion, haha. And I suppose she gets better looking once you get used to it.]

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  38. I come here to apologize to Secret after watching the just released crapfest that is the boys from SNSD. I wouldn't bother to get into too much details here but yes, at least the girls from Secret are genuinely hot and I got turned on watching their come back mv.

    P.S. zinger seems to be wearing a diaper in the mv. Why? because the choreography is too much for her she may soil her pants trying?

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  39. how come she "raps" with a baby voice is rather annoying

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  40. I agree Zinger is the odd one out of the group, but just because the producers do a crappy job incorporating rap parts into Secret's songs, you can't put the blame on Zinger. She is a fantastic rapper, but she doesn't do the whole cutesy image thing. She has trouble with that kind of image so that reflects in the song. I think her company is pushing her in the wrong direction. I think Zinger would do an amazing job as a solo performer. She raps better than most of the girls out there.

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  41. ^I 100% agree, I hate when they give her the cutesy rap crap, it doesn't suit her image. She has (sorry for the taboo words but you'll have to bear with it) swagger in her raps. <---I sound like a douche but I can't think of any other way of expressing what I'm trying to say right now.

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  42. Psh, she doesn't have swag. You are delusional. She is okay by kpop standards, but lets not get carried way...

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  43. when i watched this i thought: why is this girl even there? she can't rap sorry!

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  44. Zinger can rap! Listen to Amazinger track no.5

    The problem is 2NE1 and SECRET should swap members cause Dara and Bom are too hot for 2NE1. And Zinger is just plain ugly for SECRET.

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  45. I agree with what all of you said. The music isn't terrible, but it isn't good either. Was kind of disappointed when I first saw this mv, with the exception of Zinger bouncing up and down, and Hyosung's gyrating. But hey, it was alot better than SNSD's The Boys, a major bummer that turned out to be. :(

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  46. And what about Zinger? It's true that Zinger's rapping is totally unnecessary in the majority of their tracks (with the exception of Madonna, of course). However, this wouldn't be case had they not changed their concept. This is just my opinion by the way.:)

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  47. 2:23-2:24 Dat ASS!!! Oh, and Hyosung also has a nice rack, Zinger's just seemed too bouncy. Makes me wonder if LOENT's just capitalizing on their ridiculously nice assets in order to promote their albums. Sigh, thank God for K-pop!!!

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