This is a list of bad boy band music videos I have seen. So brace yourself for terribleness.
「Don't Touch My Girl」 - Boyfriend
How many people brush their teeth with their significant other in the kitchen? Isn't that what bathrooms are for? And who goes on picnics alone once you are broken up with? I just dont get it. I can't even-
I like the part when Youngmin takes a picture at 2:17 and turns around to show the sel-ca to his girlfriend and is like "oh, wait, I don't have one". It's cute that you think you have an imaginary girlfriend. But the first step to recovery is acceptance that you will be forever alone. Oh well. Just remember you will always have at least 5 other Boyfriends. Except one is your twin brother, so that's kind of like incest.
Also, you know if you are going to tell other people, "Don't touch my girl", it certainly does not help that your entire band is dating her as well. Just seems counterproductive.
On a scale of 1 to terrible, the music video (with their old SHINee pants) and song combined rank at about 8. So that's pretty bad. None of you need to watch the whole thing. I didn't.
「Super Boy」 - N.SONICThis song and MV was pretty forgettable (sadly) which is a bad thing especially when you are debuting. Again, I did a lot of skipping to get through it. It was a very typical "I'm trying to be badass to hide my effeminate nature" boy band music video.
But at 3:07, were they trying to be in sync? I watched that part about 3 times (no, not because they were all shirtless and soaking wet) (... okay... maybe a little bit because they were shirtless and soaking wet...) and it upsets my OCD greatly. Did the director not think to ask them to re-do it because NONE of them were together for that part? I don't know. Maybe he was distracted himself from watching young men dance before him half-naked.
Oh well. At least that was a little more masculine than Boyfriend.