I guess this could be QOTW since we haven't had one for two weeks.
I personally would go pick 3-4 fat chicks and make an idol group. My goal is for them to actually be able to sing, then they'd have a shitload of female fans since they would be able to identify with my girl group.
What kind of idol group would you make?
AKP is going all out at hyping up this group which will have severe consequences if the group doesn't live up to those promised standards. Most of the comments have so far been negative.
ReplyDeleteI would make a sexy asian version of The Saturdays imho because those girls are flawless looking and their music is poptastic. Kpop needs a group like them... I've been saying it.
ReplyDeleteAKP can keep their shitastic looking and probably sounding group btw, the one with the short hair who they kept showing had a legit man face.
I think you guys should make a Jo Kwon group. Just imagine it. 5 Jo Kwons. You'll be rolling in dough (and pussy).
ReplyDeleteYou mean like Piggy Dolls?
ReplyDeleteThey should make a group with vocals as good as Lee Haeri(Davichi), Kim Yeonji(SeeYa), Suki(Woman Power)......... daebak
ReplyDeletei'd put kiddo, snake, and maybe gheivid in 1 group. I'll be the manager :3
ReplyDeleteI'd make a girl group made up of 4 Hyomins and a Soyeon.
ReplyDeletePiggy Dolls aren't fat anymore.
ReplyDeletePlus, my version would be like real pigs. The slobby ones who have so much acne on their face it's as if they lay bacon on their faces all day.
I personally would go pick 3-4 fat guys dressed up as chicks
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I'd be their manager oppa and get them to give me blowjobs all day long whilst screaming 존나좋군!!!
Well Id have 5 big booty bitches, nuffsaid.
ReplyDeleteDream team finalized.
lol no they wouldn't have any fans; fat chicks like to look at skinny chicks and pretend that they're the ones dancing on stage and fucking oppar.
ReplyDeletewait..isnt this kind of group already exist. Look at Secret, they're not exactly the skinniest group around.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one thinking groups should probably work and harmonize together?
ReplyDeleteIdol girl groups (sans BEG) are literally 4-9 solo singers (barely...) working together.
Why are they in a group again?
No idea why u wanna have a bunch of fat chicks.. I'd say go with American-Korean sized chicks.. maybe slightly bigger than girls in Secret. Tops. there's already piggydolls. I like the Acne idea someoen said.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably taking this blog post too literally :D
ReplyDeleteI'd would choose some cute girls (maybe 14) with a little bit of talent, some nice pitch and pay them for singing classes... later fire out all the lame ones and pay the plastic surgery (if they need it) for the rest...
ReplyDeleteThere's currently no group that truly appeals to pedos. You should take advantage of that untapped market. A group of 13 10 year olds. I even got a fitting name for them as well: "Super Junior". I think there's a lot of money to be had with this idea.
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