So God said "let there be Secret"; and there was Secret, and God saw that it was good. Amen.
All 4 of them though, seriously. And even though Jieun and Sunhwa aren't on the same league as Zinger or Hyosung, if it came down to it, I'd be perfectly content fucking their legs. I don't even mind if Sunhwa keeps those sexy-ass stockings on, they look kinky as fuck.
Gawd, who wouldn't want to fuck Jieun?
But enough fangirling. Zinger still looks and sounds like ass. Sorry.
Fuck.
ReplyDeleteAnybody who didn't vote "IU" can smd.
Fuck.
i voted cuz i dont wanna be chuck version 2
ReplyDeleteThey're not busty. The fuck is wrong with you?
ReplyDeleteDEM THIGHZ BE THUNDEROUS.
i fucking hate secret. especially zinger.
ReplyDeleteiu is coming back this month? fuck yeah legal iu! better be slutty. and have a push up bra.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/KWoSf.jpg
If I could get Hyosung and Eunjung together I'd die happy.
ReplyDelete@2:14
ReplyDeleteThe dress makes her look fat. PHAT !!
david youve made like 3 articles in a week sexualizing female idols
ReplyDeleteyou seriously need to go out and get a gf
but you're a kpop fan so theres a good chance youll most likely be a single virgin forever
^this is sadly true
ReplyDelete@3:14 & 3:15.
ReplyDeleteI hear being a kpop fan is highly correlated with being a single virgin forever. Scientifically proven too, which also means you guys will be single virgins too! SINGLE VIRGINS UNITE!
They just jelly that David didn't write a sexy article of their OPPARS!
ReplyDeleteSINGLE VIRGINS UNITE!
ReplyDeleteI voted for T-ara because Soyeon looked hot in the jacket photos.
ReplyDeleteCOME AT ME DAVID!
i found the label gay. so it means that until then, david has to suck the cock.. my gawdd.
ReplyDeletedavid, you show signs of being gay. but you also show signs of being an aggressive pedobear coming closer to girls like secret. hmm...
ReplyDeleteits ok david.. no need no panic.. i know you're hiding some of that gay 'unff' and 'uhh' in you. i feel you unni.
ReplyDeleteWTF IS THIS MAN. BUSTY IS DIFFERENT FROM BUBBLY THIGHS AND BUTTS.. FUCK THAT.
ReplyDelete@2:14 brb..
ReplyDeleteBUSTY?
ReplyDeleteno, they arent. they just have great legs
They all have no ass
WTF? Jieun has the best fucking body in secret no joke, she is the only in the group with a real ass and she has an hourglass body. Don't why the girl is so underrated in the looks dept. tbh...
ReplyDeletewait.. is david a girl or a boy?
ReplyDeletethere are too many articles about secrets legs and zinger being ugly
ReplyDeletehyosung is delicious. :)
ReplyDeletethey all need to lose some weight.
ReplyDeletefat ass thighs do not equal a body.
"fat ass thighs do not equal a body"
ReplyDeleteum
okay
well i guess you also need arms and faces but
okay
3:20 haha
ReplyDeleteSexually-deprived he may be, at least he is not sexualizing 2ape1 in his articles. So he is not turning into a psycho, yet.
ReplyDeletea bit thicker girl group like secret is sexy imho....and unless you have boobs like sunny and soyeon and hyunyoung,, you aren't sexy.. :D
ReplyDelete@sulli_fag - oh yes hyosung is very delicious i'd spoon her every night in bed. :D and i'll lick and spank those thighs of hers till the end of the world :D
oh and i guess virtually no one in this world has ever created a sexually stimulating article about 2ne1.. poor girls.. tbh pre-surgery and pre-diet park bom is very sexy and her thighs are so good id insert my dick between them and rub it so good :D
ReplyDelete2ne1 might be the only popular girlgroup who hasnt completely whored themsleves out yet
ReplyDeletebut im sure once they get more popular year by year they will be losing more and more clothes
@11:53 -- I see what you did there. :D
ReplyDeleteThey have no hips (except zinger and Jieun), ass, or boobs tbh. It's just thighs, and Jieun is the only REALLY pretty one tbh, well Sunhwa if she actually gives a fuck but the other two are meh. I'm not a secret hater I love them and they are one of the few 'keep it real' idols out there tbh, but come on... there are groups that have members with better goods tbh.
ReplyDelete^ Damn, I said tbh too many damn times, but whatever the point was made.
ReplyDeletethey're fat.
ReplyDeletednt even deny it
they wud b fat in asia n considered medium in america (((((size XLLLLLLL in korea)))))
they have no boobs.
their thighs r GINORMOUS
u have harbl taste n sud b ashamed of urself
praying4u
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ReplyDeletethis coming from a Sunny fan. oh the irony.
combine the boobs of sunny and the thighs of hyosung and you will have a legit AV actress.
ReplyDeleteI bet people above me commenting that SECRET is not that busty or sexy are probably those crazy fangirls.
ReplyDeleteI'm a guy and I like SECRET. I would def. fuck anyone of them(except Zinger, I'd rather choose Bora, yum yum yum...).
This site actually used to be clever, and funny. Admins poked fun, and stated the obvious with a dash of sarcasm for laughs... Now it's spiteful, and ridiculously sexually graphic/violent. Admins use it freely to rant about their pornographic fantasies, and to personally attack artists and fans in a hateful, rage-filled way. I feel like starting a blog about how pathetic and hypocritical it is;
ReplyDelete"Ooh I just hate those fangirls and their oppa obsessions, go die in a fire... Oh look, a picture of SNSD, hold on while I type with one hand..."
..but I guess I have too busy of a life to actually bother on a regular basis, unlike the admins here. No wonder you are becoming more and more insane - the mold spores from your parent's basement must be getting to you.
it's just our way of giving their physical characteristics some recognition. although i admit some comments are really pedo-like and i also feel irritated by them sometimes.. but as we all know, if there's a pedobait, there will always be a pedobear/pedonoona..
ReplyDeleteHow are they busty?
ReplyDeletedude, you need to go out more. Theres plently of ordinary girls that have nicer bodies than these girls.
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ReplyDelete^
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"Ooh I just hate those fangirls and their oppa obsessions, go die in a fire... Oh look, a picture of SNSD, hold on while I type with one hand..."
LMAO
A+ whoever you are, A+
I THINK SECRET HAVE THE BEST BODIES OUT OF MOST GIRL GROUPS A LOT OF THEM HAVE PRETTY FACES BUT ARE TOO FREAKING SKINNY
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