Sunday, February 17, 2013

JUNHYUNG Pulls a Jay Park, Prepare for the l0lz

B2ST's JUNHYUNG has just dropped a teaser for a track from that new Brave Brothers project group. The teaser is at first glance your standard swaghypebeast posturing with exorbitant displays of money, some random girl EXID's LE, and some random homie Big Star's FeelDog. Fairly standard stuff until he pulled a Jay Park.


Not only is he giving everyone the 1-finger salute, he's also rockin' a hat with "WEED" emblazoned in big bold letters on the front!! I read somewhere that this guy is compared to GD all the time, and I can see exactly why now. Both are composers, swagfags, and now potheads. It's pretty astonishing to me how identical these guys are to each other. Shit, I thought even thought this was GD's song (fuck you Twitter followers for misleading me). It looks and sounds exactly like the big G Druggin himself, how can you blame me though?? THEY MUST BE FUCKING

But goddamn, I can't get over how huge Junhyung's brassy balls are. Even though it's for a 19+ song and album, I gotta give him props for this shit. Or at least Brave Brothers. Or whoever the fuck told them all to do this shit. I can hear the outrage pouring in already. "You've Got Some Nerve" indeed, it really does deserve that 19+ label.

EDIT: Wow I am really dumb. Too excited about the middle finger to go through and fact-check before publishing. Sorry guys. Went through and made some key edits to make things more clear.

22 comments:

  1. I barely know who he is but props to him.

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  2. Junhyung way better
    Cuz he aint overrated
    Never plagiarised
    Got swag
    Can lead a group
    Can have a successful year without scandals

    Popcorn*

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    1. GD fans are to busy following him on instagram, unfortunately they ate to per-occupid because this comment speaks so much fucking truths

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    2. he can date and still be an idol.

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    3. I thot DooDoojoon was beast leader

      +b2tys arent fucking annoying like vips.

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    4. Oh really.ithot he was the leader Never really cared aboot beast lolx

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  3. This is what I fuckin hate bout some asians, they try so hard to look like Americans and it turns out to be some 2pm wannabe shit. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Americans or whoever they are trying to look like, it just irks me so much on how I think they think that American style is much better than their own self. Maybe these idols are forced to, so I don't really blame them, but those friends of my friend, it just shocks me on how much they wanted to be someone else.

    Sry if I offend any of the writers here lol.

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    1. Jay Park is fucking American. Get your facts straight before making assumption. Last I heard, American isn't a race where they do things differently than the rest of the world. Just because people are drawn to hip-hop, it makes them American?

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    2. Whats looking Korean? No American guy wears fucking weave or a wig unless he is a drag queen.

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    3. Hip hop is "pop-up" of American culture.

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    4. Did I mention Jay Park anywhere in my comment? I was already aware of Jay park being actually American and therefore I would understand his situation more.

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  4. Why would anyone get mad over a hat that said "ⱭEEW"?

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  5. G-Dragon hasn't got anything on Junhyung.
    Junhyung can actually rap, and his lyrics aren't nonsensical and stupid like GD's, and he doesn't try to act like some retarded hipster gangster like GD (well most of the time anyway).

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  6. He should go on a date with Hara in that outfit.

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  7. He got balls of steel wearing that DEEW head

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  8. I actually like the song,but L.E kind of ruins it for me.She reminds me too much of CL. ._.

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