Thursday, February 21, 2013

Teen Top E-Thuggin It for New Teaser

Teen Top are soon to return to the KPop scene with a full-length album are revving up the good ol' hype machine to prepare. The latest teaser had me confused, then immediately embarrassed for them when it popped up in my various feeds.

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The concept must be e-thuggin', cause I can't think of any other reason why they would be dressed up in prisoners' coveralls and given these terrible usernames. For those of you unfamiliar with Teen Top:
  • CAP --> MUSTANG82
  • Niel --> FULLLIPS12
  • L.Joe --> GANGJOE11 
  • Chunji --> SCATTY77
  • Changjo --> WANNABESUN99 
  • Ricky --> OOMPH27
Yeah. I have no idea who came up with their names, but I want to give these guys the benefit of the doubt and say some bonehead on the PR Team made these up. I can't imagine anyone calling themselves SCATTY on purpose. And WANNABESUN99 ain't got no swag, dawg. I can't believe no one's has any alternating caps or Xs or even underscores! xXx_YoLoSwAg420_xXx or Xx_k0rEaPRYDEbLaZeIt_xX or Oo_69yinyanGGangsta69_oO have waaaaaaaay more swag than this shit.

Oh well, it could have been worse. I don't think anything will ever top Don't Spray Perfume's terrible teasers.

24 comments:

  1. I lose the even small respect I had for them after Don't Spray Perfume. Well, that means I can see how fangirls go chunk themselves of a cliff due to this pics.

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  2. Of course the annoying one is "Scatty".

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  3. international Angels respond by making fun of it but K-Angels apparently think it's really cute

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  4. damn l.joe is so soft he'd get raped like mad in prison

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    1. Yeah, that guy totally looks like a prisoner's bitch.

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  5. Scatty77 sounds like a punk band, like Sham 69 or Blanks 77.

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  6. First idols idolize iljins, now they idolize prison inmates....what could possible get any worse? :3

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    1. Don't get me wrong, I got the fish reference but MERMAN12 is actually a pretty cool name. WE SHOULD BE AN IDOL PR CONSULTING AGENCY

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    2. idk why but when you mentioned how cool it sounds, reminds me of Aqua Team Hunger Force

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  8. Blobfish would be nicknamed "Fulllips".

    Oh boy! I can't wait for more teenage swag to hit the music scene.

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  9. WTF is fucking wrong with korean boybands, they all go thuggin and shit, dont they learn from other bands? 2PM and B2ST's midnight sun already shown how bad it could be.

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    1. I blame BIGBANG for this trend. They don't realize they look like wannabes. I don't know about 2pm because I don't follow them but with Beast their Midnight Summer MV probably has been viewed more than any of their other music video, their not gonna stop if fans keep eating it up.

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    2. mflow the real trendsettarr!!!!!!!!!

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    3. Midnight Sun as a song isn't that bad though :P

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    4. although i-fans are laughing about it apparently k-angels think it's cute

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    5. @sujunk Yes, I was referring to the mv, the song is not bad but I don't like it.

      @fades yeah I forgot to mention big bang there, they were already showing those signs since 'Lies'.

      I just can't believe that anyone could just think they fit the image, especially 2PM's hands up and any shit gd top makes, it's at the point where I really did stop watching after first minute or so, coz it was utterly awkward and painfully fake. Also how some international fans seems to like it as well.

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  11. owh my god! you are so scary!!! Teen Top is not a bullshit, trash can or what so ever you call. IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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  12. the fuck are these two doing on here? ^

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  13. For me they are not dressed up in prisoners' coveralls, they are dressed up as garbagemans.
    In Germany garbagemans are wearing orange coveralls (by the way, maybe a future job from one of them).
    Another random fact, in Germany there is a band called Oomph! and they are longer in the industry then these wannabe singers and rappers.

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