[DRAMA] T-ara are rude bitches...or are they? Yeah, they are.

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CHEAT'S EVIDENCE FILES: T-ERROR EDITION

You all know what happened. I don't have to write anything. This shit speaks for itself.


(quick recap)
1. Hwayoung injures herself, can't perform much at T-ara's Japanese concert.
2. Boram, Soyeon, Hyomin, Eunjung and Jiyeon ambiguously and passive-aggressively diss Hwayoung on Twitter for being a lazy beach.
3. Hwayoung tweets something passive-aggressive and ambiguous in response.
4. Tarae (Hwadog's rap coach) tweets something entirely unambiguous and aggressive at T-ara, defending her student.
5. Hyodog (not to be confused with Hyogre) tweets supportive messages to Hwadog.
6. Hwadog tweets more ambiguously emotional stuff.
7. Meanwhile, CCM claims "T-ara would never write this catty nonsense and their accounts were...hacked." Nobody believes them, T-ara (minus Qri and Hwadog) look like beaches. Which they are.
8. Kim Kwang Soo (no relation to Kim Jong-il...I think) announces he will make an even BIGGER announcement on July 30th about T-ara (which Chuckus and Jakkuman will cover). Not sure why he didn't just make the BIG announcement...when he made the first announcement. But hey, he's a fucktard.
9. Hyomin changes her Twitter profile pic to a book cover that reads "Everything Happens For A Reason."
10. Boram allegedly unfollows Hwayoung on Twitter. Netizens claim "shit is going down, son."

So while Chuckus and Jakkuman are busy writing their male on male steamy collaboration about the T-ara controversy (pending THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT), The Cheat has decided to compile evidence of T-ara's bitchiness. I knew there was I reason I didn't like these broads! Furthermore, as The Cheat is always cognizant of his audience's desire for baseless conjecture, The Cheat has also decided to come up with SIX conspiracy theories regarding this controversy and what it could mean.


Also, from now on, T-ara is known as T-error. Because they're not only frighteningly stupid, they're terrible AND they have seemingly destroyed their careers with an error in judgement. Plus, T-error sounds like T-ara.


Check it out after the jump.

I call this macro "The Most Incompetent Girl Group in the World". Stay classy my bitches.

The truth about SM-stanners

Within Kpop there are many groups who have a distorted view of reality, but none come close to SM stanners. They are THE MOST delusional collection of horny fangirls put together. I say fangirls cause the ratio of female to male within SM-stans is 9:1. Kill me, IDGAF but I’m venting this shit out. I can’t distinguish SM-stanners from any weird ass cult anymore.

Part 1: Fangirl & Oppar

Lee Soo Man knew:

So SME, mainly consists of testosterone filled acts (including Manber). Over the years H.O.T/Shinwha/TVXQ/SUJU and their manwhoring have created millions of lusting girls crying over boys who don’t know of their existence, devoting every moment of their lives for their “GODS”. They fill every waking moment of their sexual frustrated lives by relentlessly spamming “Oppar this” “Oppar that” “Oppar let me suck your 9 million inch dick and have your babies” whilst writing disgusting fanfics and fantasizing about any “couples” interactions between members. If you don’t know what I mean with couples, it’s when fangirls make guyxguy pairs within groups to satisfy their needs. FUCK! Can’t people interact with each other these days without you having to soil your pants? Watch some Korean gayporn, fap.....again if needed, get it out your system and move on with your life. I sometimes wonder about their emotional states, they seem like they’re 24/7 PMS-ing.

They have literally fucked over any logic in their head sideways and creampie’d it with their bullshit (if you understood what I meant. You disgust me *wink*). I blame these people for making Kpop filled with the tone deaf stripper’s ... i mean singers we have today. It’s these same bitches that go round gangbashing any female remotely hotter than them in Kpop as “SLUTS” & WHORES”. Oh, how you gotta love the double standards within Kpop.

Their delusions only get more crazy as their “devotion” has turned them all into vicious dogs on a constant defensive guard. You mention one slightly negative thing about one of their “GODS” and immediately you get branded as an ANTI/TROLL/HATER. Usual shit I get from them is:

“OHMYGAWD STFU YOU FUCKING TROLL”

“WHY ARE YOU HERE? GTFO!! DONT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT OUR OPPA”

“Who are you to say that? You’re probably ugly in real life. Nothing like our handsome [insert random name]”

TAKE A FUCKING CHILL PILL and stop commenting like a fucking broken record. Thing is, i can handle a few comments like that hoping atleast some will understand my point of view. But NO! They’re all pitchfork holding sheep who are on the lookout for any slightly negative comment AND WHY MUST THEY COME IN THOUSANDS? Most people stop trying to start shit with these people, because they know nothing gets through their skulls and they’ll continue whining and moaning relentlessly. These bitches seriously need to calm the fuck down and learn to distinguish criticism from TROLLing.

Thank God shit has changed within the company over time for the better. After the disbanding of TVXQ , the girls within the company have become the cashcows (excluding fx... that last album just sucked ass.) But will ho’s learn new tricks? We had the Black Ocean/BoA tweet hate shizz , but now the latest campaign within SM-stanners has become “SME is female biased”.

*shake my head*

These girls need to get their heads out of their biases vaginas and see everything for what it is. TVXQ has been killing the charts .......…............................................. below BigBang. SUJU. Don’t even get me started on them, i’ll talk about their fans later. They have NEVER been mainstream and always have only catered to a select group of deaf, music deprived girls. Some girl tried calling them “legends”, i just laughed and pissed all over her comment TROLOLOL.SHINee’s popularity aint increased over the years and frankly Japan is their last hope of gaining the same successes as their seniors.
The rest I won’t even bother mentioning.

JUST FACE IT!

Now if you’re reading this and you think I’ve offended you. CONTINUE READING:

Their aegyo is fake.
Their personalities are fake.
They’ve all had girlfriends on a regular, which they’ve fucked (hard).
You will never be one of those girlfriends.
They’re only there to do their job, earn their money and go home. Even if it means becoming strippers instead of singers for a day.
Last but not least: Get laid, you’ll feel happier in life (seriously).



Next time (hopefully), Lee Soo Man + a depth into the fanclubs. :D