T-ara Continues PR Trainwreck

I don't know if you all have realized by now, but Kim Kwang Soo (or his PR team) has the absolute worst sense I've ever seen while managing a public figure. We all know how deep in the shithole T-ara and their reputations are, and as such, any and all promotions from here on out should be very carefully vetted and strictly scripted to avoid any potential flareups.

Beyond all common sense and/or logic, this was not to be.

"I have no idea what KKS wants me to do anymore."

Davichi Bails On CCM

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T-error...'nuff said.

This is a rant, straight up.

This boy went HARD. These images were tweeted to 5-ara. I cackle maniacally.

I ran out of popcorn GIFs, because there isn't enough popcorn in the fucking world to feed people following this drama. This is blowing the fuck up baby. And I love it.

Stay stupid my friends.

[DRAMA] T-ara are rude bitches...or are they? Yeah, they are.

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CHEAT'S EVIDENCE FILES: T-ERROR EDITION

You all know what happened. I don't have to write anything. This shit speaks for itself.


(quick recap)
1. Hwayoung injures herself, can't perform much at T-ara's Japanese concert.
2. Boram, Soyeon, Hyomin, Eunjung and Jiyeon ambiguously and passive-aggressively diss Hwayoung on Twitter for being a lazy beach.
3. Hwayoung tweets something passive-aggressive and ambiguous in response.
4. Tarae (Hwadog's rap coach) tweets something entirely unambiguous and aggressive at T-ara, defending her student.
5. Hyodog (not to be confused with Hyogre) tweets supportive messages to Hwadog.
6. Hwadog tweets more ambiguously emotional stuff.
7. Meanwhile, CCM claims "T-ara would never write this catty nonsense and their accounts were...hacked." Nobody believes them, T-ara (minus Qri and Hwadog) look like beaches. Which they are.
8. Kim Kwang Soo (no relation to Kim Jong-il...I think) announces he will make an even BIGGER announcement on July 30th about T-ara (which Chuckus and Jakkuman will cover). Not sure why he didn't just make the BIG announcement...when he made the first announcement. But hey, he's a fucktard.
9. Hyomin changes her Twitter profile pic to a book cover that reads "Everything Happens For A Reason."
10. Boram allegedly unfollows Hwayoung on Twitter. Netizens claim "shit is going down, son."

So while Chuckus and Jakkuman are busy writing their male on male steamy collaboration about the T-ara controversy (pending THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT), The Cheat has decided to compile evidence of T-ara's bitchiness. I knew there was I reason I didn't like these broads! Furthermore, as The Cheat is always cognizant of his audience's desire for baseless conjecture, The Cheat has also decided to come up with SIX conspiracy theories regarding this controversy and what it could mean.


Also, from now on, T-ara is known as T-error. Because they're not only frighteningly stupid, they're terrible AND they have seemingly destroyed their careers with an error in judgement. Plus, T-error sounds like T-ara.


Check it out after the jump.

I call this macro "The Most Incompetent Girl Group in the World". Stay classy my bitches.

T-ara's ninth member is 12, eighth member still a mystery.

Should have given her the name "Too Young"

Oh T-ara, you never fail to amaze me with your crazy antics. I should blame KKS for this, but come on, do the girls have no say at all? Okay, so they have no say at all, but I'd imagine some of the members might have some misgivings about a thirteen year old member joining their ranks.

Here are the facts:
- Dani is turning 14 this year. In Korean years, presumably, meaning she's twelve right now and turning thirteen later in the year.
- She will debut in December, while the mysterious eighth member will debut in July (probably so KKS can kick out some of the baddies in the mean time).
- She resembles a very young, female Seungri.
- She was raised in the US since she was four...so that means no more of this:

I get the feeling that KKS is going to pull some additional bullshit and the eighth member will be like 28 or some shit. Now THAT would be funny.

EDIT:
More Hyomin goodness. She apparently turned 23 on May 30th, sharing her birthday with Yoona.

Celebrate Yoona's birthday, or spend the night with Hyomin? I know what I'd choose. The first option of course.

I know what SHE got for her birthday...heh heh.

In case the innuendo was too subtle, SUNNY AND HER HAD THE SEXUAL RELATIONS.