Dani is a perfect 10

I live in Australia, but I'm not a "patriot" (ewww gross) or a "proud Australian" (bleuuurgh), because anyone who is a "proud Australian" actually isn't culturally Australian whatsoever - they're a fake, a tryhard.  We don't even have people like that.  If you ever see a group of drunk Australians watching a sports match, and the Australians are winning, and the drunks start cheering and shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi"... those are not real Australians, they are "decoy Australians" deployed by our government to fool potential terrorist threats so they hopefully detonate the bomb in the wrong spot.  If you catch a Southern Cross tattoo on some exposed flesh that just means they're part of the "elite decoy unit".  There probably isn't even real beer in those glasses but some kind of flame-retardant liquid (or maybe it's Fosters, unquestionably not a real beer but a British beer that nobody in Australia even drinks).

(All Fosters drinkers are about as Australian as Taeyeon in this photo)

VOTE DANI FOR BEST NEW B.E.T. SUPERSTAR

T-ara N4 + Dani are going to be at the BET Awards but no one gives a shit about those other 4 bitches since DANI is going to share the stage with CHRIS BROWN.

EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

HYPHY

The ultimate hookup

Our girl Dani has connections.

So, um, how exactly do you two know each other?

Dani is a True Thespian

As you all may or may not know, soon-to-debut Dani (of T-ara) has been making waves in the acting industry for her performance in the critically acclaimed drama School 2013 for her amazing depth of character and startlingly moving expressions.

When you see it, you'll shit tears.

But haters are going to hate, and poor 13(?) year old Dani is facing netizen backlash because no one can truly understand her true jjangbak skills.

KKS TROLLS THE FUCK OUT OF ME AGAIN WITH THIS PEDO SHIT!? (T-ara-Day by Day Teaser)

 Let the BULLSHIT BEGIN!

I'm so freakin' pissed right now. KKS made me wait until 2am to see this BOOOWWWLLSHIT!!! Like seriously, I was thinking this was gonna be a Hyomin-centric MV/teaser and the first shot I get is...

T-ara's ninth member is 12, eighth member still a mystery.

Should have given her the name "Too Young"

Oh T-ara, you never fail to amaze me with your crazy antics. I should blame KKS for this, but come on, do the girls have no say at all? Okay, so they have no say at all, but I'd imagine some of the members might have some misgivings about a thirteen year old member joining their ranks.

Here are the facts:
- Dani is turning 14 this year. In Korean years, presumably, meaning she's twelve right now and turning thirteen later in the year.
- She will debut in December, while the mysterious eighth member will debut in July (probably so KKS can kick out some of the baddies in the mean time).
- She resembles a very young, female Seungri.
- She was raised in the US since she was four...so that means no more of this:

I get the feeling that KKS is going to pull some additional bullshit and the eighth member will be like 28 or some shit. Now THAT would be funny.

EDIT:
More Hyomin goodness. She apparently turned 23 on May 30th, sharing her birthday with Yoona.

Celebrate Yoona's birthday, or spend the night with Hyomin? I know what I'd choose. The first option of course.

I know what SHE got for her birthday...heh heh.

In case the innuendo was too subtle, SUNNY AND HER HAD THE SEXUAL RELATIONS.