Our girl Dani has connections.
So, um, how exactly do you two know each other?
As you probably know by now, T-ara member in waiting Dani has set in motion a collaboration for the ages. This week, she met up with friend Chris Brown, who she's known since elementary school. (Gross 3x)
After Dani showed him the video for T-ara N4's "Countryside Life," Chris expressed interest in collaborating with the subunit. (Read: "I'd tap that.")
Chris also said he just felt a real connection to the song for some reason.
A collaboration between Chris Brown and T-ara makes sense, really. Who better to collaborate with kpop's Empresses of Evil than him. CCM could be the representative company for bullying, gambling, way underaged girls, and now domestic violence. Maybe Dani can hook them up with that singer who tried to have his wife killed in a murder-for-hire plot, too. Just to cover the bases.
Breezy just can't leave them asian bitches alone.
ReplyDeleteI have just as much trouble recognizing black singers/rappers as I do Korean singers/rappers.
ReplyDeleteThat's wacist.
DeleteThat's ok.
DeleteAll dudes are fug, doesn't matter where they are from.
Don't worry, aside from whites and Asians, I think all blacks, Hispanics, Arabs, etc. look alike. It's just what you're used to seeing. For example, one day last year at school I saw a black dude and thought to myself "Why is Kanye West here?"
DeleteAll asian males also look the same (and are fug).
DeleteVery contrary to females.
i guess knowing a celebrity for about a year gets you pretty good connections
ReplyDeleteBeing a T-ara fan has the same appeal as hoping Wile E. Coyote gets the bird in the Road Runner cartoons. You know he's never gonna win, but it sure is entertainment gold to watch him try. Oh and I heard Chris Brown took T-ara N4 to Hooters restaurant, which should help them harvest a few more netizen tears to add to the CCM rainwater tank.
ReplyDeleteI like your analogy......I figure that Chris Brown is just having an episode of "yellow fever" of late, based on his "Fine China" MV. He probably just wanna bang some free Korean pussies, having recently broken up with his bitch-slapped girlfriend.
DeleteHooters? That's fucking romantic.
Delete@timchan This. I thought he gotten out of it when he was messing with Kockaroach, Karradinkle...Kakarot? However you say that trollop's name, idk. Seems like Rihanna is the cause of him having it.
SHITTY NIGGA BASTARD, STAY AWAY FROM MY DANI!
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ReplyDeleteNigga loves giraffe?.... wait, what?
ReplyDeleteCould Dani be on of his video hoes? She mostly likely will resume that position in T-ARA as well, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteBleh I can practically smell the meth coming off of him lol!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness the "rape faces" article got deleted.
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ReplyDeleteHe probably tapped her sister.
ReplyDeleteI just made a desperate chocked noise.
ReplyDeleteI am so scared for the future of kpop
Maybe Dani's 'connections' were one of the reason Kim Kwang Shithead picked Dani off the streets? Besides his pedoness. I don't understand why T-ara would WANT to work with US artists, considering how most of 'em, actually basically all of them with the exception of Giraffe can't speak English.
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