Wednesday, May 29, 2013

CL and Hyori didn't kill me (yet)

 
 

Yes, it has been a rough week after reviewing Hyori and CL. I usually don't review that much diarrhea in that short of time.

*What would you know? (I'm not going back to redo the picture for one mistake.)


*That's not enough to keep me alive. (Not redoing the picture for one mistake.)






So as to not rape anyone's browser, here's a Jiyeon gif, a Hyomin gif, and another Hani gif, and the photo shoot from Viki.

One of the many jjangbak pictures of NS Yoon G.


And that's the story of how I'm still alive.

27 comments:

  1. I was expecting more dicks.
    This entry seriously lacks in the dicks-deparment.

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  2. Well, Han Ye Seul didn't look that much better than CL before plastic surgery.
    http://kpopfever.com/2011/10/han-ye-seul%E2%80%99s-old-pictures-surface-han-ye-seul-park-myung-soo-seo-gab-sook/

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  3. First time in ma life, I totally agree with you. Gosh. What the fuck CL?

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  4. I'm glad there are people who are for liking KPop without over-fanatism.
    Btw, teaser for Exo's Wolf was embarrassing and hilarious at the same time.

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    1. Please review Wolf. Im in need to rip some dicks apart. too much cunts could be tiring you know.

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    2. the dance move whenever they say 'ulf' is indescribable

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    3. he is going to kill himself for sure after reviewing exo, not even korean jesus can save him nao

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  5. When CL perform the s0ng live, u'll probably wont survive. Haha

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  6. Your drawing is perfection.

    I don't think you'll have to write a review for Wolf. Everyone can tell by the teasers that both the video and song will be a clusterfuck(except dem hardcore fangirls). Heck, I'M an EXO fangirl but I get long-lasting second-hand embarrassment whenever I see those two teaser videos. *shudder*

    SM Y U DO THIS 2 DA BOYS?!

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    1. they picked very soft-looking children for exo like baek and luhan and xiumin and now they're trying to make them look meaner and it's hilarious.
      my favourite is still cornrows kai though, what is he even doing with his face in the teaser

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    2. Luhan looks like a character in a shoujo manga. There's no way SM coud've made him look "fierce". As for Baekhyun, I think it would've been better if they gave him this http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30900000/Baek-Hyun-Dream-Concert-baek-hyun-30928522-440-683.jpg hair. I mean, that curly hair + the silly-looking bandanna do not help him with this concept at all.

      Also, cornrows look good on NO ONE and SM/YG need to realize that. -___-;

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    3. I actually feel kinda bad for EXO. I mean, Wolf is just plain ridiculous and I can't imagine anyone actually enjoying promoting that song. :/

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    4. well kai looks like he's about to go play basketball in the inner city somewhere and get raped

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    5. The song was a clusterfuck. The Chinese version could have been slightly redeeming though had they not thrown EXO-K in there. Fuck Baekhyun, fuck Kai. EXO-K can't sing in Mandarin worth any amount of shit and they ruined what little might have been good about the Chinese version.

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  7. i just watched exo's second teaser and it sounds like the most jjangbak song on the planet.

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  8. OK I need to find out more about this Hani.

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    1. Good place to start: http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2013/02/exid-hani.html

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    2. Guess what, when I typed hani kpop on google search, that article was the top result.
      Congratulations AKF, your blog beat allkpop, soompi and all other kpop site.

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    4. Because this is the only place where we can take shelter from rabies fan girls. Anyway, Hani reminds me of F(X)'s Victoria.

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  9. Hani has such amazing legs, I saw her in allthekpop and she liked VIXX (that means fap in German) Ken's dick so they paired, her face reminds me to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, just to me??

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  10. EXO's Wolf had me freaking laughing at the chorus and had my ears freaking bleeding from the rest.

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    1. ir has been stuck in my head all day so today when i walked to the stage to accept my high school diploma my head was going WO SHI ULF YI TOU ULF

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  11. Exo's "Eulf" should be buried and never mentioned again. Seriously wtf is with the horrendous group rap-chanting? They cannot pull it off.

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