It can't be just a coincidence that I have developed some temporary hearing problems after trying to review these two pieces of shit. I know that I make jokes saying that some idol songs are harmful because they suck that much ass, but having two super shitty songs coming out so close to each other has given me some slight hearing problems, which is why I have yet to review the other songs/MVs yet. Now, let's go into what elements in each of these pieces of shit that may have caused my hearing loss.
You all know how I feel about GD's rapping. It's like surprise anal sex for the ear. The shit is painful every time I suddenly hear his voice and shitty rhymes, though I probably should be used to it by now.
Onto 4minute, I had planned on reviewing this song when it came out, but it's just so awful that I didn't want to have to listen to it for a second time in order to review it (I always watch a music video at least twice before reviewing.) Imagine getting your dick nailed to the floor while inserting your head into a horse's ass after it had diarrhea while the Hulk is fisting you up the ass. That's what this song is. This is another mashup song, though unlike T-ara N4's song, I didn't find any individual track in What's Your Name to be enjoyable. It's as if Cube took a blender and put in five disgusting pieces of shit to create Shitzilla, aka What's Your Name.
The MV is an eyesore, wearing shit that would even look ridiculous on 2NE1. Gayoon was the only member who looked good in the MV to me. The zombie shit was unnecessary and didn't even make sense in the MV. At least T-ara's Lovey Dovey Zombie MV was centered around zombies, while the director of this MV was just trying to spice things up, seeing as the rest of the MV is garbage and the song is the second coming of Stalin.
All in all, these two songs were by far the worst that came out in the past 2-4 weeks. Luckily there are other songs out there that are actually enjoyable to listen to and I'll get around to those MV reviews. In the meantime, I need to rest my ears a bit after Shitzilla filled my ears with a torrent of diarrhea.