Thursday, May 9, 2013

Sometimes things don't always work out the way you want them

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Hey Fish Faggots!

Apparently Snoop Dog met Minzy the other day. I didn't read the article at Soompi (I never do) but I'm guessing from the pictures they traded food recipes, snuggled, watched Good Burger, then smoked two flatty boombatty blunts.Then at night, Snoop took Minzy to his bed, whipped out his big black penis and ballz and began thrusting it deep down  Minzy's luscious creamy white butthole and mouth. As he thrusted (and I assure you he thursted hard as fuck ), I am 100% positive Minzy gagged and threw up all over his nuts and butthole. Then she smoked more weed to get the taste of jizz and curly pubes out of her mouth! 

U Jelly!? U should be....you'll never get to put it in her booty like Snoop did the other day!

Consequently, I'm guessing his dick was so big it stretched her voice box out too--next 2ne1 album I swear to Jesus Christ her voice will sound a lot deeper than it already is. That's what big black penises, weed, and Good Burger do to poor little teenage Korean girls. U mad!?


Who are we kidding? There was no sex advancements from any party? Snoop Dogg probably gave her advice on how to rap her mouth around his balls and perform oral sex.



tis' what happened according to me!

Next pictures show what Snoop was seeing late at night while you were jerking off to reruns of Shake It Up on the Disney Channel. I know I do.
I'm so badd bad but my ass is goooood good
the microphone represents his penis---get it!?!?
SNOOPS FACE AFTER SEX WITH MINJI...OMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM

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26 comments:

  1. CitrusPartyMay 9, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    This is more real than Dennis Rodman/Kim Jong Un. Snoopzy 5ever<3

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  2. Hire Robbie PetrinoMay 9, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    Minzy is ugly.

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    1. NoMay 9, 2013 at 11:35 PM

      She's got an average non-PS'd Korean face. So, yeah, she's not that good looking.
      I'm not that much of an ass-man myself, but I can see why Snoop Dogg would want to hit that thing.

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    2. Hire Robbie PetrinoMay 10, 2013 at 12:22 AM

      Why would you want to have consensual sex with Minzy when you have Seohyun at your concert?

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    3. NoMay 10, 2013 at 8:27 PM

      Seohyun is boring as fuck.

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    4. Hire Robbie PetrinoMay 11, 2013 at 4:33 PM

      But she's not repulsive.

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    5. AnonymousMay 13, 2013 at 9:38 PM

      And her head is fucking huge.

      Also I'm sure Snoop would love to defile Seohyun's innocence.

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  3. OrangeDoodleMay 9, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    lmao with the video hoes he normally has in his videos I doubt he was checkin for minzy like that but hey, maybe he was so high he didn't care.

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  4. JaneeIvorieMay 9, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    The world is obsessed with black penises

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    1. Hire Robbie PetrinoMay 9, 2013 at 9:37 PM

      Not everybody is a white guilt filled cuck, brah.

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    2. JaneeIvorieMay 12, 2013 at 10:03 AM

      R u saying that my comment indicates that I have white guilt...b/c I assure you I don't. I'm black lol

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  5. SuperN00bMay 9, 2013 at 10:26 PM

    I was expecting AKF to write something 'bout Snoop Dog doing his thing in Korea..Just didn't expect sulli_fag the one who actually to wrote it..

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  6. RealJWMay 9, 2013 at 11:37 PM

    Ugh, she is the only girl that makes hyogre look like a goddess

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  7. davidfreshMay 10, 2013 at 12:53 AM

    *Snoop Lion.

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  8. DemBrowsOnMahFaceMay 10, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    *looks at her face* smh Bless her heart..

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  9. oldwerewolfhunterMay 10, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    who else but snoopy snoop? :D

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  10. CombatBabyMay 10, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    First TedNee, now SnoopZy. I guess Black music legends have a thang for K-pop women.

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  11. U-Know Who Has Man TitsMay 10, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    Minzy was cut in I Love You.

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  12. sunny_fagMay 11, 2013 at 1:28 AM

    Lol snoop reaction when minji was holding his hand. Slut

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  13. timchanMay 11, 2013 at 5:35 AM

    What's up with all these sudden rushes for Korean-Black couples of late (TedNee, SnoopZy, last but not least RodUn)? Now it's been said that even Chris I-will-bitch-slap-every-hoe Brown wanna extend an olive branch (or is it phallus?) to T-ara N4 and have a collaboration aka swinger party with them? And they're being pimped to CB by none other than Danee the Giraffe. What the actual fuck? Finally it has dawned on me as to why she's been recruited by KKS.....

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    1. NoMay 12, 2013 at 5:49 AM

      What the fuck is a Rodun and a Tednee ?

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    2. WowoWMay 12, 2013 at 6:53 AM

      TedNee= Teddy Riley+Shinee
      Rodun= Dennis Rodman+Kim Jong un

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  14. UnknownMay 11, 2013 at 7:06 AM

    Your jokes aren't funny anymore. I miss the days when I could get a good laugh out of this blog- now your jokes are just immature and juvenile

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