Girl groups are, by nature, pretty gay. You have a bunch of
hot, similarly-aged girls spending all their time together, dancing around
while scantily clad, doing sexy choreography, etc. Sure, everybody has long
hair and wears dresses (with the notable exception of Amber) and grinds on
chairs for their gentleman viewers, but you can’t deny that it’s a little …
Sapphic. So in honour of lesbianism real and feigned, sexy and boring, publicly
denied and publicity-stunted, here’s a look at some kpop videos that have
featured a bit of girl-on-girl action.
In the interests of comparison and standard-setting, each
video’s lesbianism will be ranked on two metrics: how hot it is, and how
convincing it is. They will be graded out of four (four scissors, obviously).
