Saturday, June 29, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #4



So 4minute released a new song and I'm afraid to even listen to it after "What's Your Name?" Well, at least A Pink is making a comeback soon, so Cube is giving us a slight refuge while they torture us with 4minute.

Anyway, expect some actual articles next week instead of all of these lazy articles. I have some MV reviews almost done and an album review almost done, which all should be up next week.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Obligatory k-pop plastic surgery blog post #672

K-pop and plastic surgery.  Well-worn territory, right?  It's like bees and honey - whenever you see one, you know the other is close by.  I don't really care though.  How is getting injections or plastic in your lips/nose/cheeks/ass/boobs really any different to getting those hoop things in your ears that fuck up your earlobes for the rest of your life, or a tattoo that says "fuck" on your forehead, or a piercing through your cock that also extends through your ballsack, or any number of other things people do to make themselves more aesthetically appealing to themselves or whoever?  I wouldn't do that shit personally but some people obviously would for whatever reason and good luck to them.  Obviously 90% of k-pop stars are plastic-surgeried to fuck and back and it gets pretty obvious when the studio makeup isn't on them but so what.  Michael Jackson looked ridiculous in the 90s too but he at least probably thought he looked okay and I sure didn't cry myself to sleep at night over it (maybe a few Neverland sleepover guests did though).  My point being - less people claiming to be against superficiality while simultaneously getting very upset about other people's superficial appearances, and the world would be a better place, right?

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So it's less in the spirit of voyeurism or criticism and more in the spirit of community education that I now present to you the following story, which may be old news to some but I think it's a cautionary tale that should be heeded.  While there is quite a bit of writing out there about this specific incident, which is fairly old, there isn't much within western k-pop blogging sites so I felt that it was a tale that needs to be told to a k-pop specific audience.  Warning: this gets scary.

Question of the Week 73

This week's question comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:
What makes one hate a kpop idol?

Thanks for your submission!


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 4

Hello FISHies.

Long time no see.

I hope everyone's summer is going well.

I have been easing into the Korean music scene once again and decided to share with you two of the songs that have been on my playlist for the past few days on repeat.

Forgive me. I could not find a good uploaded version. All of the YouTube ones are chipmunk'd due to copyright rules.

Still a fan of Epik High - YG influenced or not. But damn, Mithra lost a lot of weight.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #3

Installment number three already. The first piece I wanted to talk about is how retarded Yang Hyun Suk is. He's creating a reality show to see which trainees get to debut.

I guess he never learned from our favorite CEO, Kim Kwang Soo. "Gee, unhealthy, dangerous competition within the company seems like a great idea. I only had T-ara become the most hated group in Korea, basically ruined 5dolls since most of the members left, and Gang Kiz has already disbanded."

Friday, June 21, 2013

BoA's Bump Bump Predicted The Sendai Earthquake



We like to mess with Korean fans and other international fans when it comes to saying some ridiculously dumb shit, but I have to say this is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. I felt like I was becoming retarded as I translated the messages for you guys.