Saturday, June 22, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #3

Installment number three already. The first piece I wanted to talk about is how retarded Yang Hyun Suk is. He's creating a reality show to see which trainees get to debut.

I guess he never learned from our favorite CEO, Kim Kwang Soo. "Gee, unhealthy, dangerous competition within the company seems like a great idea. I only had T-ara become the most hated group in Korea, basically ruined 5dolls since most of the members left, and Gang Kiz has already disbanded."

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  1. has anybody heard of bangtan?
    they have a member called rap monster and another called suga

    i'm not making this up.

    their song is kinda catchy though

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    1. feeldog is still the absolute worst name i have ever heard

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    2. OMG! I was waiting for someone to bring them up! Once you look past the lameass stage names,their stuff is pretty decent. I don't get it, though, Rap Monster dude is actually fluent in English; how can he not point out 'Look guys, these names make us sound like pretentious cunts?'

      Anyhow, No More Dream is pretty solid but personally, I prefer Bulletproof Part 2.

      Oh, and I can't help it, but JIMIN'S ABS

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    3. what the fuck does rap monster even do in this group, there are like three/four rappers (i still can't really tell a couple of members apart? idk) and everyone has more lines than him, his job seems to be just to wear sunglasses and speak one sentence occasionally.
      do abs mean anything in the kpop world? he's just the one token member that works out a lot. kind of liked how they worked his abs into the choreo though, it was like a throwback to oh yeah.
      i know that there's one member who really stood out to me when i watched the mv, i think its jong kook but i can't be sure.

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    4. I like Bangtan, I get this vibe like they are 1tym reloaded sense more members are rapping than singing

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    5. Yea Jong kook the maknae, he's a real cutie :3 IMO, the most talented too.

      And nah, I reckon Rap Monster actually does contributes something. He used to be an underground rapper and writes lyrics along with Suga + J-hope; they've got a couple of predebut mixtapes on their channel. I see him as a more mild version of Zico.

      Though, I fail to see the purpose Jin serves. He's supposedly the 'visual' and has the vocal role but there's nothing striking about his vocals at all; he literally gets 1 line and the whole badass/rebellious concept seems really forced on him, whereas it seems more natural for the others. I'd rather another rapper who can actually rap than a filler vocal.


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    6. lol that entire group is a visual its crazy they're like block b but everyone looks like jaehyo

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    7. it's hard to survive in the industry if you don't have the looks as well

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    8. ahh i got it wrong the first time i like jong kook and he's adorable but the one that's mad charismatic is jin

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    9. ps i think jin is super hot

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    10. I think BTS is a pretty decent group. At least their shitty singers (Jin and V) aren't rappers too, which seems to be pretty common in idol groups, Hyuna being a good example. Hoe is useless (apart from sucking my dick).

      Rap Monster is a gay stage name and I thought with that name he should have very good rapping skills. No More Dream (which btw, since he seems to be fluent in English he should know the correct version is No More DREAMS) doesn't really showcase any of it. Bulletproof Part 2 sort of does, but still not quite.

      The lifting-mah-shirt move is fukking lame. This was being done in K-pop like in 2010 or something. No one does this shit anymore. No one even cares about abs, everyone and their dad has them nowadays.

      J-Hope probably shares surgeons with Bom and Soeyeon, they all have the same noses. And Jin isn't actually that good looking, if you saw their showcase interview you'd notice his jaw is crooked and goes to one side (and I agree, the concept doesn't suit him). Jong Kook is better looking than him but still doesn't make the cut due to his yellow ass teeth.

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    11. JUNG KOOK IS FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD I FELT LIKE A DIRTY ASS PAEDOPHILE

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    12. lol you didn't know that? tbh, being a pedo has stopped bothering me; I'm older than more than half the guys in that group.

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    13. i was born in 1995 and somehow the groups i like mostly stop around 1993 [other than bap, but i don't really like the group i just want to fuck daehyun kind of]


      oh and their following in block b's footsteps doesn't stop at their music; rap monster did some imitation of a black dude that everyone is gettin itchy in their nether regions about

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  2. also, KKS' many achievements include almost letting davichi slip through his fat fingers

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  3. I miss when Taeyang had a deeper voice, like in a fools only tears and lalalalalaloopdeloopdepoop and pretty much their old stuff. I like dirty cash. So embarssing to admit

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    1. he is making a comeback, hopefully he'll ditch his high notes and his eye liner

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    2. And his ugly ass fashion + corn-rolls...

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  4. Bumkey's Bad Girl is awesome. Period.

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    1. best bad girl song so far imo

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    2. Agreed, also I liked the ghei closer to the end of the MV.

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    3. lol ya the hottest guy doesnt want her

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    4. that mv is one of my favourites of the year
      i think i listened to bad girl continuously on repeat for about three days and i'm not sick of it yet

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    5. I heard it when Bumkey sang it live on M Countdown and immediately loved it. Ivy's I Dance was also pretty good.

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  5. You'd think k-pop companies would want to hide how competitive and cutthroat k-pop is, not flaunt it.

    Also, the dance routine for Crayon Pop's "Bar Bar Bar" is the funniest shit ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNxay_5V_U

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    1. Saving K-pop one Hadouken at a time. #TYBCP
      it's a shame their company can't even afford to make a normal music video.

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    2. i don't want to live anymore =[

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    3. The official music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX08TMfLu3I

      Crayon Pop robbing the robbers. Thug Lyfe, y'all.

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    4. OH SHIT SON

      they're about to be ilbe'd to death
      http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/instiz-crayon-pop-is-no-longer-based.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

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    5. Crayon Pop is doing it right. Related: what's this I hear about their CEO outing one of the members as an ilbe user or something?

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    6. good thing nobody in korea even knows crayon pop
      they will be alright i think

      i hope

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    7. Well, it all makes sense now.

      http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.co.nz/2013/06/crayon-pops-agency-clarifies-ilbe.html

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    8. .........

      can cube pick up crayon pop and drop hyuna's groupies

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    9. jesus christ just when i was warming up to them, too

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    10. Them getting into shit just makes me love them more.

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  6. okay that's it MBLAQ has the most awkward and far fetched sexual double entendres/metaphors on the planet

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    1. I like that feel
      I'm sexy beat
      Do you feel sexy beat

      I know.

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  7. Sunny hill is such an interesting group, they deviate from all normal girl group images, ive been following them since midnight circus, and their latest song is so fresh and interesting.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsbiwkMY5kg

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    1. I love Sunny Hill for their lyrics. This song is lighthearted and I like that the lyrics are about actually enjoying your time without boy/girlfriend. :3

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    2. Ikr, it's not those 'look at me im cute and sexy, NOW FAP'

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    3. Sunny Hill is amazing. Though, I wish Janghyun would come back already..

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  8. AKF, how do you manage to study in university and write articles? I'm bad with time management, so I'm curious. I was told that university is hell. :/

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    1. I am great with time management, that's it really. I guess being awake 18 hours a day and filling up all of that time wisely helps too.

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    2. I'm jealous with anyone who can go through their day with no problems from just 6 hour ish of sleep.

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    3. I suffer from insomnia, so I have to sleep in the afternoon too. Still lucky to get 6-7 total hours of sleep.

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    4. god damn that sucks.
      i just went to a shitty torture bdsm high school so whether we liked it or not we got about half an hour of sleep most days, it really fucked up a few of my friends sleep cycle wise

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    5. That sounds awful. What country did you go to school in? Kolea?

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    6. University isn't that bad, unless you're an Engineering student. You have way, way more free time than in High School.

      Also Chuck here doesn't waste his time doing stuff like drinking himself stupid and partying with dirty dogs from the ghetto so that is a bonus.

      Honestly though if you don't procrastinate, you have SO MUCH TIME, even with a job and/or other obligations. I just graduated and if I could offer anyone advice, it is that procrastination is the number one grade and social life killer. It's better to have a drug habit than procrastinate, if I may be so honest. The vast majority of people, even the "good" students (like myself) were completing assignments days or even the night before they were due. Needless to say, that is extremely stressful and your quality of work suffers greatly. I managed to scrape a 3.7 overall GPA (which is pretty fucking good considering how much time I wasted being drug/high/partying/sleeping) but only because I was really good with the material. Other kids, not as lucky.

      If you start a project on the day you get it, read all the books ahead of time, pay attention in class and ask questions, you will have oodles of time to do whatever you want, and peace of mind. And it's really not that hard, if you're getting bored with the material, you should consider changing to a different major, something that you love and enjoy.

      Besides that, get involved. Join a club, or student government, or do charity work, or broaden your skill base. Chuck administers a website and writes articles for Soompi and here, which is great in the future if you need to communicate with people (and you will). Obviously I don't think he'll be showing off this site in his resume or portfolio (unless he plans on working for the first Korean porn start-up) but it's valuable nonetheless. I did Model United Nations and became a really good public speaker; I made two hundred bucks for like two hours of work tutoring the child of some rich Korean fools who wanted him to have a bomb-ass valedictorian speech. And he did.

      So yeah. Don't procrastinate. Trust me.

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    7. Yeah, Nathan is right about procrastination. I did it my freshman year, but luckily it was a bunch of easy classes and I still managed to get a 4.0. After that, I started doing shit as early as I could, with the exception of group projects, since scheduling is largely out of one's own control.

      I don't want to sound like a egotistical narcissist bragging, but I'm majoring in finance with a 3.88 GPA and I still have plenty of time to do things that I want to. Even with doing group projects and doing 75% of the work, I still have the time to other things.

      Like Nathan said, if you use your time wisely, you'll have more free time in university than in high school. If I was in high school, I wouldn't have had the time to run this blog because with 35 hours of school a week, 20 hours of work a week, hanging out with friends and playing sports all the time, and playing video games the rest of the time, I would have had zero time for AKF back then. But university is different. 12-18 hours of school, depending on how many classes you take, and up to 20 hours of reading, doing homework, working on projects, etc. I never had to really study that much, but I would always be reading to gain knowledge, even going to the library and reading extra material. I mainly had to pull all of the weight on group projects several times. I can only name two classes where I didn't have to do a majority of the work on a group project.

      So, there's 30-40 hours of my week gone (counting commuting to school and back since I live at home to save tens of thousands of dollars), there's plenty of time to do other things. I had a job my first two years in college, but quit before I transferred to my current university. Like Nathan said above, there's plenty to do with that free time. I tried joining several clubs, but they aren't for me, mainly do to me being introverted and hate being around people for hours at a time, and for the fact that most of the clubs I wanted to be a part of held their meetings either at 7 pm or 8:30 pm. I live 45 minutes from my school, so arriving home at 11 pm after a meeting isn't ideal.

      So I chose to expand my skill base. I started AKF in 2011 and have learned a lot just from running this blog. While I could never put AKF on my resume for obvious reasons, there are other things I can put on my resume. I run Yeoshindeul and Hallyu Interview, where I translate Korean and Japanese articles, news, interviews, etc. I also translate stuff for Karaholic. For Soompi, I write articles and do some translating there. While I had originally learned Korean and Japanese just for music and dramas, I was able to put my knowledge to actual use. Will it necessarily help me when getting a job? Maybe, maybe not. I'm applying to be a financial analyst, and as far as I know, I would start off doing work on domestic companies for years before I got a chance to do financial research on foreign companies. But I'm someone with two usable languages (not fully fluent, as that would take more time), but I know the languages well enough to do translations and do normal, everyday conversations. I chose to do that over joining clubs, which I didn't like.

      So yes, if you don't procrastinate in university and spend all of your time doing stupid shit, you'll be fine. If you're diligent, you'll have plenty of free time do to whatever you want.

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    8. I don't have anything constructive to add but I like you guys.

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    9. no i didn't go to hs in kolea but i did go to a school with a reputation for "excellence"

      well i feel bad now cause i'm pretty much the worst procrastinator on the planet; i think my ccgpa for high school is 3.88 which is okayish but our school grades much more harshly than the actual board does, and they predicted i would get a 4.0 in the finals that are externally marked, let's see i guess. everyone in my school is always burnt out from stress so it becomes like a game; when there's an assignment due you log onto facebook just to show everyone you're online at 4:30 so that they know they're not alone.

      but i only really procrastinate on the shitty subjects that i was forced to take; i'm going to study design and i'm pretty much always working on my art, idk i don't think i procrastinate when i really give a fuck. the problem is that college is going to be much harder than hs for me cause i'm on a very large scholarship that i have to keep and i have to get a job and stuff while i'm there i just hope i can manage it ughhhh

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    10. As an engineering student, I have to say during my first two years, I pretty much have the same time spent in uni as what I spent in high school, seriously, I had a day where I came in at 8AM and finished at 9PM, with about 3 hours break scattered throughout the day.

      Depending on how your high school was, I'd say prepare to get shocked (for like the first semester or so), since you will be busier with assignments. During my first semester, I had like a lab report plus journal summaries, you need to do pre lab exercise every other week when it's not lab report, plus this group project thingy that you have to do for sustainable design or those shit, it was quite hectic, plus the unavailability of teachers compared to high school (my teacher was always ready to answer my questions, these lecturers are busy as fuck).

      During my third year now (entering fourth year after this break), I'd say classes are getting significantly fewer, but subjects are getting more alienated a.k.a wtf is this. Procrastination is your biggest enemy like everyone said, I did that too, and I know it's hard to have self-discipline for me at least. Now I can go to gym for 3 times a week and work 3 days a week (Sat,Sun and Thurs), so yes, it's not as busy.

      I am an introvert too, so I rarely go out of my house (except going to gym), I play LoL at home a LOT.

      Another thing I do is I actually listen to the lectures, maybe it's my speciality, but when I actually listen, I can almost remember it for like weeks (not all, but you won't need to read the lectures and go wtf is this, plus its quicker). Also, I really recommend asking your lecturers about stuff you don't understand or unsure after the lecture itself, it helps, alot. PLUS if you get to know your lecturers quite well, you can have them as a referee on your resume.

      And AKF, I really feel sorry for you, there's nothing worse than staring at the ceiling the whole night trying to sleep, and getting frustrated, which making you more unable to sleep, it's depressing.

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    11. Sex, drugs and alcohol solves that problem!

      I'd like to reiterate the point about getting to know the Professors and anyone else. Even if you're introverted, just do it! I'm introverted (to an extent) but I tried to engage as much as possible with the faculty and other students. As a result, I have professors who are more than willing to write letters of recommendation and offer career opportunities.

      Also remember one of the best cures for social anxiety is drunkeness. Not that I recommend turning up to school hammered or anything, but hey.

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    12. lol when you're introverted, the closest thing you would have sex with is your hand.

      I have no luck with friends here, my friends doesn't drink and they think fapping is a sin and I would go to hell cuz of it. Lone drinking ftw!

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    13. jesus christ how do you guys bond if there's no alcohol

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    14. I used the term 'friends' very loosely, and I guess I interact with them more because they are from the same origin country as I am, I have almost nothing worth discussing to them except the study materials. I'm sad I know lol.

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    15. ahh i kinda get what you mean haha but tbh that's exactly the kind of thing i want to avoid when i'm at college.
      doesn't everyone use the term friends loosely though? i mean when you're in an institution you kind of put up with the group of people that you absolutely.have.to see every day because its just so much easier to make nice than to hate them. i've kinda realized recently that my parents might have been right about my friends and that they do basically walk all over me, idk maybe the whole go-to-college-leave-everyone-behind thing is coming at a good time.

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    16. Being asexual must f'ing awesome.

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    17. Im enrolled in a junior college, then transferring to 4 year. I had dishonored famry T_T. .I think that as a female, going to an engineering school on my resume could help me achieve equal pay as men if that makes any sense. Or so I've been told.

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    18. @Man Tits Nathan and I enrolled at junior/community college before transferring. I had a full ride scholarship to a university to learn game design (I was big into games before Kpop), but they tried dicking me over, so I had no choice to go to community college because going to a normal university would have been too expensive at the time.

      You save so much money by doing the CC route anyway. Tuition is half price and you're not forced to live on campus your freshman year, so you end up having to pay 1/4 of the price. The first two years of a business administration major is a waste of time anyway (mainly took some very basic business classes and a shitload of electives) before having to take any courses in my specialization (finance) my junior year when I transferred.

      @RealJW My insomnia comes and goes. I don't have it every night and I alternate between the two types of insomnia. Some nights I can't fall asleep and other nights I can't stay asleep.

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    19. College is where you're meant to make your real friends! High school is whatever because you're stuck there for four years, but in college you can join the clubs you want to meet peeps with the same interests. If you join a club that is.

      Even if you don't join a club, the people in your class will also share similar interests, for upper division courses at least.

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    20. @akf, that really sucks, have you tried going to the doctors? Have you also tried those programs like F.lux that could help you sleep better?

      @CBaby I feel like it's the opposite for me, I feel like I am having much more fun with my friends in high school than now in uni.

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    21. @akf damn where had you enrolled for game design?

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    22. It depends on what you take, how much you take, and how sure you want the A to be. Plus, high gpa only tell half the story. Depend on majors, some require a lot of researching and publication to solidify yourself. If you can publish something meaningful(for mine at least), and don't fail any courses, then gpa is meaningless. But then again, they do require a lot of dedication, and months of going back home around midnight.

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    23. Procrastination isn't that bad if you work well under pressure though. I study for tests the night before or the day of and write essays the last minute. Still have a 4.0 GPA. Depends on the person really and I'm not trying to brag, but wanted to point that out. Don't put too much importance over grades though. As long as you pass, who really even cares? Take it easy, don't stress yourself out over something so insignificant.

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  9. WINNER, WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.

    moreover,

    OOLF.

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  11. Today marks the XXth day that Bang Yedam is still unemployed!

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    1. Ugggh what happened to my abbreviated name? Fuck this

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    2. no one from kpop star 2 wants to train under jyp LMFAO i guess they learned from 15&failure.

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    3. Awwww, why hello there :D

      Also, Jay Why Pee has no appreciation for talent, and Bang Yedam just looks ridiculous....

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    4. They need to stop trying to fit people from these TV shows into the idol scene. (what follows is some probably poorly explained observances, but stick with me)

      the idols we normally see got accepted into academies after going through multiple auditions and call backs, in private. only then are the best of the best of the best put into an academy, where they're suddenly in amongst other kids who were also the best of the best of the best. no-one is famous, they're all merely another trainee who needs to keep improving just to stay in the system. they would have had illusions of being a celebrity beforehand, but in the academy they're dealing with long, hard work for little pay, dealing with contracts, being told they're not good enough and need to improve and so on, so by the time they might actually debut they already have something of an understanding of the industry.

      then you've got the people who come through these public contests. they go in with illusions of being a celebrity, like the idol trainees above, except they're being exposed to perhaps millions of people in primetime TV, the ones who succeed get voted for by the public (basically telling them 'wow, you're so good and deserve to be here') and becoming famous already. they've had images of being a celebrity, their experiences on the show reinforce that, THEN they're having to face the reality of being in the music industry. This is the problem for the company. do you debut them as soon as possible, capitalising on their short-term fame while they're completely unprepared for the harsh realities, or do you hold them back, lose momentum, and put them in a system where they're suddenly shown they're not good enough & need to improve?

      the above is half why i'm completely against YG's proposed tv show for his new boy groups. the other half is that it's just going to feel like a circus.

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    5. DID NOBODY LEARN FROM MAKING THE BAND

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  12. Every time a netizen bitches about how the how raunchy one of the music videos are. I would like to remind them that it is whats lets them dominate jpop worldwide.

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    1. AKB have much more overtly sexual MVs though. The problem is all those girls are fug.

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    2. Nah, from what I see...what AKB48 has to offer is nothing in comparison to what PhoMinute or Rainbow

      Lingerie and Bikinis do nothing to a man if they don't pop their booties and make suggestive sexual dance poses

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    3. Also the fact that KPOP is providing Japan with "sexy pop" does not feel ironic at all...sometimes history repeats itself.

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    4. Akb are full of cuties, though. When I see any kpop idol trying to b cute I wanna barf, but akb is a qt(maybe my background?)Well, most of them.They are so untalented, though, but no one ever said they have talent!! Still, I lob u Watanabe!

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  13. YG tried this shitty competition shit the last time they debuted a guy group (Big Bang), guess they felt like it worked and needed to amp it up for the next go round.

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    1. WOW I am so eloquent, "shitty shit" real talk

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    2. Except even then it wasn't to the level of "harhar yup gonna debut a group but screw half of the people that could be in it over and then media play about it aren't I a great CEO? YG PAPA!" ugh. I won't even start with what they did to Jieun (probably one of the best kpop vocalists ever) or Swi.T (the group he let fail because of his pedo crush on one of it's members) the family image is such crap. SM is a better family. JYP has an overcontrolling psycho famewhoring dad in plastic pants and is still probably a better family than YG.

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  14. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE USE THE CHAT ANYMORE?!

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    1. How do i reach you guys on skppe?

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    2. Right now, it's only the staff members and regular chat users in our Skype discussions.

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    3. IT'S A SECRET CLUB! Reserved for The Cheat lovers.

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  15. dear akf oppa,

    i am kpop fan imnida. how do u run successful kpop blog while making funny posts that make fun of idols? i have tumblr imnida saengil is two weeks ago and the gay posts i make for fun get 1000+ notes but the awesome ones that i love get like 10.

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    1. You have to know people and make good content. Eventually, people will come.

      Before I started AKF, I had plenty of friends from Tiara Diadem, Soompi and allkpop/6theory. By the time I started AKF, I already had an audience. Some of them helped spread the site and others joined the site to help me write. After a couple of months of posting a lot on forums, more people started coming, and finally, AKF was being spread by word of mouth. Then more and more people started coming here, more and more people started becoming chat regulars, and that's how I was able to get new authors.

      If you check out the authors list, I knew Antidelusionalkpopfanism, Davidfresh, Lickmypunani, Suckmydee and Ahjussi before starting AKF. After that, most of the authors applied via application, but I met Zaku and Reehji through 6theory and they became authors. sulli_fag, Nathan(Combat Baby) and Soyeon Friend became chat regulars, and that's how they became authors. Since Fany is Soyeon Friend's wife, that's how I was able to get her to become an author.

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    2. Imagine the AKF website as a manga. Yah now, I can only imagine Soyeon Fapboy as the main antagonist and akp as an evil company and akf as the aloof smart ass and shinbi as the sweet awkward nerdy girl and sulli fag as the creep(not that this is how you guys actually are irl or online idk how u ppl are). Taking down fangirls(boys)one(or many) article at a time.

      Tl;dr dumb amateur idea.

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    3. Check back on the homepage later. I'll make a special comic just because of your idea.

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    4. zaku:the hipster no one cares about

      reehji: his rumored gay lover

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    5. The Cheat: Sexual tyrannosaurus.

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  16. I found a solution if u all are angry of listening to shit league of legend is the best

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  17. guess who's back, back again~ a pinks back~ tell a friend~
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSDinF0wo58&feature=youtu.be

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  18. I've watched the Girl's Day "Female President" video, and the song and video are okay. The only thing I have a problem with are the butt shots. It's a bit much. Sexy is fine, but overexposure just makes them look cheap.

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    1. Here's the MV link -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0f9ifrDSp8

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    2. Expectation is far superior everything wise imo, at least thats what I think while watching this MV the first time.

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    3. the hooker outfits is a bit much, but apart from that i really liked it. song is nice and catchy, and the lyrics are like a direct response to Dal Shabet's "Oppar Pls Rape Me" song

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    4. what i don't like about the song though is that the lyrics are like explicit statements; i prefer the secret songs that imply a strong/liberated woman.
      idk about the outfits though i suppose it makes sense in an ironic way if they wanted to piss off overly conservative people (LOUD AND CONSPICUOUS COUGHING WHILE I SAY MOGEF) and say that they can do what they want while wearing what they want and its their fucking business, but of course they didn't mean it in an ironic sense and they just want the old creepy men to watch the tight young pussy

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    5. Or guys who think the JPOP industry don't really deliver. Seriously, acting conservative in KPOP is a death sentence most of the time these days. But then again, MOGEF is sort of like a heavyweight boxer wearing weights on his fit...just to make the other guy think he had a chance when really, they never did and without MOGEF, KPOP will let out all of the guns and run Japan out of business.

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    6. Another disappointing effort by Hurl's Day. Now I don't mind a bit of a$$ in my face but there should at the very least be a good song attached.

      What happened to the Nothing Lasts Forever? They weren't popular when that was released so it didn't make much of an impact but if they were to release something as equally awesome now, they could actually move up in the world.

      They know Korea. Ass shaking isn't going to get you far, Korea is too conservative for that shit. The only way you'd get away with it is if you have a great song. This is not it.

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    7. If only they had the body and talent :/ but they dont. The girl with the short hair looks ugly and awkward looking.

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    8. They're trying so hard to break through their cute image.

      Nothing Lasts Forever was a good song but like others, it was Twinkle Twinkle that got me into the group. Don't Forget Me is another great song and I blanked Oh My God from my mind lol. Hug Me Once was pretty meh

      Expectation was good but it grew stale pretty quickly. Not too sure what I think about their new single, tbh I was expecting less frivolous lyrics for a title such as 'Female President', but since it's Kpop I was also kind of expecting the I Don't Need a Man thing all over again. The song is catchy, I'll give it that, but they're trying way too hard

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  19. Dear Mr. AKF which booze would you recommend for the aspiring alcoholic?

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    1. if you're in it to win it go for absinthe

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    2. Dear Mr. Amagi,

      I recommend nothing less than half a handle of the trashiest vodka per occasion. Frequently used to splendid results.

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  21. Nana looks like a Russian slut in First Love performances. Seriously put me off. She's hot face wise but upon further inspection, she's too square and her body is a bit manly. Kaeun needs to go also. She's on the same level of ugliness as Zinger.

    Girl's Day comeback sucks, couldn't even properly fap to Sojin because Miss Piggy was all up in the MV with that terribad haircut.

    Hyorin, Soyu, and Dasom need to go.

    4minute gets shittier and shittier with each comeback. What the fuck does "Is It Poppin'" mean? Winning so many times with What's This Shit only encouraged another similar garbage song. Sad that Jihyun is the only good looking member and she's useless as fuck. Sougly needs to get on that PS though. Her face and clear attention craving pisses me off.

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    1. I'm sorry, russian slut is a bad thing?
      Nana's still eyecandy to me and she's one of the only reasons to watch First Love performances, the other reason being pole dancing, especially Nana pole dancing.


      fap to Sojin??? really? Did you mean to say Yura? Hell, I would fap to Minah before I fap to Sojin.


      4minute was always a C-rate group, and Jihyun is not good looking. Neither is Hyuna but i'd still put her before Jihyun




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    2. Nana also comes off as arrogant to me.

      Yura is just the typical pretty idol. Sojin is hot. omfg Hyuna looks like a dead chipmunk, she couldn't possibly be better looking than Jihyun but it's useless arguing about looks anyway, can't really defend properly

      8===D

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    3. Her bitch face vs Jungah's is much hotter though when you guys did the baddest female competition. Uee's "hooker bite" was pretty meh, slightly emotionless, Liza didn't know if she wanted to be cute or be like Rihanna with that sidehawk of hers and Kaeun was Jungah who like Lizzie couldn't decided if she wanna be cute or sexy. E-Young and Jooyeon are pretty standard but Raina would have nailed it if only she had maximized her garter strap advantage on her leather dress and looked like a real hooker.

      And Jihyun lost her title as the sex appeal of 4minutes ever since the B2ST comeback and Hyuna's more sexualized than Jihyun as much as I love her screentime. Too late to turn back the clock though, since Hyuna now is more popular than her entire band combined.

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  22. i came across a funny facebook page today.some exotic freaks are apparently jelly of some high school friend of sehun.she just debuted.and they are accusing her of stealing their oppar
    http://oi42.tinypic.com/2zpo26t.jpg

    http://www.facebook.com/Anti2eyesDaeun

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    1. that's funny because sehun's stupid bitch face would make a great reaction picture to this

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  23. "Oceania Inspirits are suing Woollim because they are not organising a world tour there
    A japanese event company is suing Woollim because they cancelled a show over there (from what I’ve known, it’s not Woollim’s fault)
    Sunggyu is getting bashed by netizens because he said something ‘offensive’ on the BTS of The Genius. He said something like “All women are evil/cunning when they turn 30." but it was meant to be a joke. (netizens have nothing to do)"

    aaaaand so infinite's newfound popularity ushers out the era of decent and sane inspirits

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