Saturday, June 15, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #2



The first Saturday Shitfest turned out much better than anticipated, so this will be AKF's new weekly feature.

the reason I posted After School's Ah just so that we could compare how far AS has fallen. I listened to their new song, and yeah, I already forgot what the song was about aside from the pole dancing. I'm working on seven MV reviews and two album reviews for AKF right now. Since people expect more than "Jesus Christ, this shit fucking sucks dick", "I'd rather have a whale fuck me in the ear than listen to this shit", etc. for my MV reviews now.

MFW I listen to After School's songs. I feel your pain, Jooyeon.

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  1. I don't really like this comeback only .one important Nana close up sad

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    1. http://i.minus.com/iBdlVs3HlQpD0.gif

      But there's scissoring

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    2. so how much would they charge me to lick the poles clean at the end of each scene?

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    3. What would happen if afterschool debuted in sm And snsd debuted in pledis

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    4. after school would have terrible songs and not be as sexy

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  2. E-young should start pole dancing full time.

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    1. While I'm not a fan of blondes generally I must say that blonde hair is really working for E-young.

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    2. I think it kind of makes her look like a serial killer but I'm into that so.

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    3. Dexter and E-young should be partners then. DexYoung OTP.

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    4. E-young can slit my throat and rape my dying corpse any day of the week

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  3. so wait, during shitfests we can say anything we want in the comments yes?

    The pole dance concept is great, it just can't save the terrible song imo, seriously, it's so boring and dull, I can even barely notice the different structure of the song, it's just so flat.

    and btw akf, wtf is jjangbak? I asked my korean friend and she doesnt know what it is lol, isn't it the same as daebak?

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    1. Yes, anything goes here in these threads.

      Jjangbak is a portmanteau of jjang and daebak. Zaku started the trend of using that word here.

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    2. Tell all your friends, we're inventing new slang here.

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    3. I need to get Jjangbak on a t-shirt someday.

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    4. speaking of jjangbak, when is oppa's comeback?

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  4. I couldn't even listen to the song, it was dull.

    I loved the E-Young trailer 100 times more than the song itself in context: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnmmJtvLbs

    AS have shit songs sometimes but they're crazily talented. Netizens take a shit on them all the time because they don't have a diva-style vocalist, they seem to think "vocal talent" and "acting talent" are the only types of talent that matter and everything else is nothing (which is dumb as fuck in a genre where the benchmark for female success is Madonna, who had neither). I'll take AS's pole-dancing marching-drum-playing tap-dancing [insert whatever they do next here] styles over some technically-perfect but boring as fuck endlessly warbling diva vocalist any day.

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    1. Those two types of talent are the only two things plebs can relate to. If the peasants (read: not just netizens) could understand technical or compositional ability, they wouldn't even be listening to kpop in the first place.

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    2. I agree with you guys to a great extent, but for vocals, I want them to at least to be able to sing. They don't have to sing like Mariah Carey or whatever, but they should at least be better than Qri was during IGCBOY.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlCJB6s_a2M

      With that being said, 99% of the time I listen to songs that are listenable by artists/groups who have some level of competence, but they don't have to be the greatest at singing. I mean come on, I mainly listen to BoA, Jolin Tsai and Amuro Namie. Those three aren't going to be winning "best vocalist evar in da wurld" anytime soon.

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    3. Except most diva style singers sing very incorrectly. I do agree with you, though. I don't see why After School is being shit on, because there are way worst singers in the K-Pop world XD They do the job decently *and* they have kickass concepts to go along with them.

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  5. I feel that jungah shouldn't be topless it should be nana

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    1. *Jugsah hello?? She has a terrible face but dat body...

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    2. Nana body is better or already as good

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    3. I always thought JungAh was the hottest; Am I weird?

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    4. I always thought JungAh was pretty hot. I've never gotten Kahi's appeal though. So stumpy.

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  6. I listened to the song the moment I woke up and I felt like going back to sleep. After School Red's In the Night Sky 4eva.

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    1. My dream is to join Uee's desert commune.

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    2. I hope that it will be fulfilled.

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  7. The only AS songs that were listenable - Ah, Diva and Because Of You and maybe Bang.

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    1. shampoo is really good imo

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    2. Partly agreed, save for Nana's so-called 'rapping'.

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    3. Diva was almost as bad as Milkshake by OC. Do not lie to yourself.

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  8. So, EXO won #1 on Music Bank and Music Core.















    WHAT THE FUCK?!

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    1. Did Koreans really believe that Wolf is the cure for depression or what? I didn't know EXO had enough fangirls to rig music shows, but then again, B1A4 has enough fangirls to rig shows, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

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    2. Did you see the viewer preference category? Just 0

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    3. Holy shit, that's hilarious. The fangirls must have bullied some of their classmates into buying the album. Since they're from SM, I'm sure their digital sales are shit.

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    4. B1A4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EXO

      What's Going On might be a cracktastic song, but they are capable of being serious *points to Tried to Walk*

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    5. Eh, Wolf is shit, but the rest of the album is surprisingly solid.

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    6. You could say the same for B1A4: their album is pretty good, better than Exo's. B1A4's is solid ass shit, exo's is solid as diarrhea

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    7. Yeah their digital sales were shit and they only won on physical sales and broadcast points.... Their physical sales are 100x any other competitor through xD

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    8. Of the top competitors... Vixx gets within 1/10th of their sales (not suspicious at all ;), when Hyori isn't even close)

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    9. Is it just me or is the winner of Music Bank/Music Core always just the artist with the biggest public profile 100% of the time? Let's face it if you're some new relatively unknown group and some big name group is on the same bill as you, you're not gonna win no matter what, you might as well not even bother.

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    10. miss A won with their debut song against more popular groups, but that was three years ago before everyone got mad about idols debuting left and right. Rookies won't be winning for the most part because of the prejudice against "nugu groups", though it is safe to say that the nugu groups are the ones with better songs. I've enjoyed songs from GLAM, Crayon Pop, EXID/Dasoni, etc. more than the "songs" from established groups like SNSD and 4minute.

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    11. I used to be a YG stan and I haven't liked a single release since I Love You... The Big 3 are just dying...

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    12. Veteran groups have been shitty this year. I blame SNSD, they went all weird with IGAB and it's set a trend that the other big groups have followed. In the meantime the nugus have been bringing some serious quality.

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    13. I admit I almost cried when I saw Suho breaking down like that, but the fact that the song was shitty didn't make me all that happy about them winning. You see exotics being happy and all on freaking Tumblr, but almost none of them said that they deserved it.

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    14. people win for their absolute worst songs
      infinite only started sweeping awards for man in love, which was their worst song since that god awful debut piece of trash they got stuck with.
      suho's "crying" was really fake #nextleeteuk
      they probably only won because EXO fans are totally determined to make them win, and then pretend that five people streaming on melon nonstop for a week = legitimate victory.
      bumkey should be winning these awards what is wrong with the world

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    15. What else can you expect from a fandom that's probably composed of former ELFs that want to stan younger guys now that Super Junior isn't long from becoming Super Senior.

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    16. exotics are slightly scarier than elfs imo, there are whole blogs dedicated to showing exo's schedule; these people LITERALLY know where their oppars are every minute of every day, and the minute any event is over (and a lot of the time, before it's over) there are gifs and photos and fanaccounts on TUMBLR, which means that the original ones in korean/chinese were posted like thirty minutes before.

      scary.

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    17. I actually find some of the gifs and macros that EXOtics come up with very humorous. They might be psycho, but they're entertaining.

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    18. EXO weirds me out because more than any other group they seem like they're there SPECIFICALLY so fan girls can freak out about them and their weird mannerisms that seem devised specifically so that fan girls can find them so weird and adorable. They're like fan-service taken to the next level but they are so awkward to me. Plus they all look pissy and vain all the time just like pouting constantly. Like are they intentionally like that? Why would their handlers encourage them being like that? So weird. The whole thing.

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    19. they seem to do that with some members, eg chanyeol's "happy virus" thing is probably the most insincere attempt at anything i have ever seen, but then there are other members like lay and baekhyun who seem to have been much more interesting before they debuted.

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  9. Haha, DBSK is doing better as a duo in Japan than as they did as DB5K. http://www.soompi.com/2013/06/14/dong-bang-shin-ki-sells-over-11000-copies-of-japanese-single-in-two-days/

    Always Keep The Faith that DBSK will never reunite. They're making too much money to divide that shit into 5 again.

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    1. Honestly, I can't see them being in the same room without some shit going down XD

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    2. They're(jyj and tvxq) are doing good apart, except tvxq has the better looking, less greedy, and talented part of the group. And better music(japanese at least) and they are breaking their own records. Oh, and jyj tv ban has been let go? then why havent,i seen them

      Tldr im just venting.

      Ps. Is this shitfest supposed to be like a forum or someshit?

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    3. No, not like a forum. It's basically just like any other AKF article, but the comments aren't limited to what the article is about.

      I hate most forums because it's just people bullying each other based on how high their post count is. "Oh, good for you, you live on this forum and have so many posts, so that automatically gives you some right to be a dick." If you go to places like One Hallyu or Allkpop, there isn't any discussion. People just post reaction gifs while 1-2 people argue about which oppa has a better six pack.

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    4. jaejoong and chun are in a few dramas/movies and junsu does a few musicals here and there these days. tbh i think that the 'record breaking' stress is what jyj left to get the fuck away from, 2VXQ seems to have absolutely no free time

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  10. Now we all have a new MV to look forward to. http://www.soompi.com/2013/06/13/kim-ye-rim-lim-kim-surprises-viewers-with-all-right-mv-teaser/

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  11. Hyori is releasing another MV. Why? I thought she was done promoting. http://www.soompi.com/2013/06/13/lee-hyori-goes-drag-in-teaser-for-going-crazy/

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    1. "Oh shit, after my "screw this shit"- moment, my song did way better on shows than expected. Time to squeeze out another one!"

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  12. areum_fag, this is for you.

    Jolin Tsai - Mr. Q

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EoKlQWFSc

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    1. I'd say Jolin Tsai is something for everybody ! :fist:

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    2. i must confess to not really knowing much about her, just that I've always found her hot in a Baek Jiyoung Sextape kind of way

      The Great Artist shits on almost any KPop MV I've seen
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWx-vtCSg0w

      I say almost because whatever you think about CCM, at least they have a policy of putting effort into MVs

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    3. Love Player is my favorite MV from her.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9vhXjxMQWg

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  13. Upon seeing the title of Sistar's new song, this is the first song that popped into my head.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A

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    1. I'm still waiting for a review of "Give it to me" You're going to do it, right?

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    2. Either Zaku or I will do it. It's in my queue of reviews to do, but Zaku may end up taking it off of my hands.

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    3. I will save you the effort: "Sistar will collect your boners now, up-tempo, burlesque-y video, swoopy disco-strings, etc." ur wlcm.

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    4. I'll do a review. "KARA's Pandora at half speed". There you go.

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    5. ^ Now its all I can hear.

      Also after listening to this song over and over, I'm just like these girls are THIIRRRSSTTTTYYYYY. Give it to me x 50 billion times.

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  14. Screw Hyori, I want a Spica comeback from B2.

    I was surprised by that Kim BoA-Led Apple cover of that Pink-Fun duet. It wasn't completely an Engrish mess because Led Apple happened to have a native English speaking vocalist, who was raised in Australia.

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  15. Screw Hyori, I want a Spica comeback from B2.

    I was surprised by that Kim BoA-Led Apple cover of that Pink-Fun duet. It wasn't completely an Engrish mess because Led Apple happened to have a native English speaking vocalist, who was raised in Australia.

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    1. "Screw Hyori"

      ok, but only if I can gag her first, so she doesn't interrupt me with an animal right lecture or something

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  16. http://youtu.be/fS6-KKMziuI
    (FYI, the link to the aforementioned duet.)

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  17. Honestly i love the instrumental and video to AS First Love.

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  18. I really like the video, Except for Kaeun they all look great specially Jooyeon. But the song is soooo boring, I feel really bad for them to train this much to deliver a nice performance and ending up with a horrible song for an awesome choreography.

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    1. I don't get why they went with the concept for this song. Love Beat would have been better.

      melancholy strippers, wtf. I don't want Kaeun crying whilst I rub her vagina with money. That's probably how she got the bruises, clients don't put up with that shit

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    2. also, is this the first AS comeback without changing members?

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    3. they probably thought, "oh this track would make it sensual!"

      well it doesn't matter anyways, the track came out boring as fuck, it's almost as interesting as a brick.

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  19. I suprised no one mentioned nicole dancing to beyonce

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    1. ^ every time i see your picture i think its kamijo for a second before i realize it's a photo of blond jiyoon

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  20. I don't understand why people hate Simon and Martina so much, I mean they are cool with their food and hanging out places, they review MVs honestly and not like delusional fangirls, when it's bad they say it's bad. What I kinda hate them for sometimes is the fact they have to fucking review terrible stuff all those delusional fangirls fucking vote on (the system changed now, so not so much), I mean, I know you make money off your massive delusional fangirls views, but sometimes I don't think they even try to keep their male or sane audience.

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    1. Besides the Shinhwa incident of last year (which shall not never mentioned again!!), I can't say that there's been too much that S&M have done that has really made me raise an eyebrow. Also, the K-Pop industry is run by insanity (insane slave monger companies, insane fans, and sometimes, insane group members XD), so idk why people are so pissy that EYK pander to them, sometimes; they are lowly K-Pop fans at the end of the day, just like the rest of us XD

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    2. I quite like what they do and I even agree with a lot of their opinions which are honestly pretty level-headed. What I don't like is their annoying Captain Obvious attempts at humour - they'll get a joke that's good for about 3 seconds of laugh time before it gets old and stretch the fucking thing out to over a minute sometimes. I think they've been watching too much k-drama which is even more guilty of the same thing. Other than this they're fine. Sure they're fans like all of us but they're not cray-cray fans. And Martina has a nice rack and is good about wearing different clothes on every video so I find her very watchable. Yes I'm a bad person and going to hell etc.

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    3. lol i didnt see 'nice rack' coming

      anyways I agree that sometimes they just stretch the joke too far that I feel a second hand embarrassment watching it, the worst one was their gentleman & GS parody, I don't even know how people find that shit funny.

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    4. They're under surveillance by sasaeng fangirls. That's why they review shit material.

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    5. Martina is an ugly name. Pffft, freakin Canadians.

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    6. they are not funny and too many stupid kids adopt all their opinions without thinking about the why.

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    7. Now, now young Man Tits. Not all canadians are dorks with weird names and muffin tops.

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  21. Surprised you guys aren't writing the wankfest going on about the fake ass triple crown EXO got.

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  23. Just out of curiosity - how many of you regularly check out fiddle.se or /s/'s akgf's?

    I don't oft contribute, but the community feels almost identical.

    http://boards.4chan.org/s/res/14290683

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    1. I usually go to fiddle.se once a week on my own. However, I follow him under my AKF twitter account, so if he posts a gif of an idol I like, I click the link.

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  24. What happened to Shinbi? She's not going to blog here anymore, or have I misunderstood something?

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  25. Just realised that FT Island are doing alot better in Japan ( in terms of musicality, I know their japanese stuff won't be selling like crazy -see Korea- ) where they can actually play decent songs and not those pop-rock-dance-whatever ones they do in Korea. I know there are many negative comments about them but they have actual talent, they should definitely move to Japan. I guess the same think can be said about CNBlue but they have Jonghyun who's just an amazing acoustic singer.

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    1. "...they have actual talent."

      HAHAHAHAHAHA! My sides are orbiting Saturn right now, Holy hell, that's a lot of cognitive dissonance.

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    2. seunghyun is good looking and hongki is moderately talented but that's really it

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    3. I'd totally smash Jonghoon, though.

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    4. hongki sounded better than most male korean idols, thats good to me.

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    5. oh HECK how did i forget jonghoon he is so bangable

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    6. FT Island are crazy good-looking. Not a Shindong in sight.

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  26. Though I'd have Hanbyul from LED Apple instead of Seunghyun and Jonghoon.
    Anyhow, this was just my opinion ( and yes, it was an unbiased one ), like it or not. I still think they're good in Japan, at least WMJ won't give them songs like "I hope".

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    1. i'm not sure what to think about led apple because i like hanbyul so much but they haven't released anything A M A Z I N G so far

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    2. I couldn't care less about LED Apple, really. Hanbyul looks good and he has a nice voice, but he should stick to english covers. LED Apple sound too generic imho.

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  27. What do you guys think of GLAM's In Front of the Mirror?

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    1. To avoid another GLAM-induced spazzfest, I will simply say it is awesome.

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    3. Another example of nugu groups lording it over the established groups. Easily in my top 5 songs for this year so far.

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