Thursday, June 13, 2013

Soyeon, Stop Fucking With Your Nose

Why, nigga, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!




So I saw this in the Saturday Shitfest article (which turned out better than I expected, so expect them from now on) and Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, no.

Like the majority of rational Kpop fans (which are a small minority in the entire fandom), I don't give two shits about plastic surgery, as long as the results are good. 90% of the time when it comes to Korean celebrities, that's the case. For the most part, Korea is very good at plastic surgery, something I wish Hollywood would pick up on. Hell, I wish Nancy Pelosi would visit a Korean surgeon, because that old bitch looks like Skeletor's sister.

God damn this bitch got bad surgery, and it sucks that I see her on the news all the damn time.
Back to my point, plastic surgery is fine because looking good is one of the jobs as a celebrity. However, when you fuck something up, it looks bad.

Now Soyeon looks like a God damn anime character with that sharp nose, and since she usually wears circle lenses to make her eyes appear to be bigger, it's as if she is an anime character at this point.

Fuck life, just fuck it. When I first started AKF, 20% of my articles were about Soyeon.

I remember 2010 pretty vividly when I Go Crazy Because Of You came out. I was originally a Hyomin stan until IGCBOY came out.

A shallow reason as to why she became my favorite member, I know. I know.






Undo that shit, Soyeon. It's almost as bad as the Xbone's always online, DRM and Kinect bullshit.

24 comments:

  1. Have to say, I'm not seeing it. All I'm seeing is myspace angle crap.
    Eventhough I do consider myself to be a Soyeon-fapper, so I've seen quite a few pics of her.

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    1. I agree actually. Her nose doesn't look that different to me tbh but then Soyeon looks different in every picture, like Sunny she's someone who completely transforms with the right makeup and lighting. So I'd have difficulty telling anyway.

      Article from 2011: http://soeulmateskoreanaddicts.wordpress.com/2011/01/23/t-ara%E2%80%99s-so-yeon-admits-to-having-cosmetic-procedures/ - seems likely in the light of that that she'd do more work, but yeah I'm not really seeing it either.

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    1. I'm not SFB. How hard is it for people to realize that?

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    2. I think nanafanboy wasn't accusing you of being SFB but just saying "suck it" on the off-chance that SFB was reading.

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    3. What's with all the fanboy and _fag ripoff lately

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    4. Oh, my bad. Earlier in the week someone else accused me of being SFB, and I hate being mentioned with that mentally retarded psychopath.

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    5. That's completely understandable. :D

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  3. This is something I don't like about ppl at times, girls like soyeon and that a pink girl who also got her nose job really doesn't need it, I mean does no one tell them that they are already fucking pretty? If you look like minzy or hyogre, please fucking do so, now I hope IU doesn't do ps.

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    1. I believe that was na euns second rhinoplasty. She all natural, my butt. And shes had eyelids done but she cute, still.

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  4. I've always found Soyeon disturbing, now she looks more disturbing

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  5. At first glance, it looks like a pig's nose though I suppose the shades somewhat made it look like that. Oink, oink!

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/15a965eef98fe9beb50d8723199664e6/tumblr_moaufvrjFo1r56gvxo1_1280.jpg

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/327bda1f9d00f4a202781aa5c827c321/tumblr_moaufvrjFo1r56gvxo4_1280.jpg

    RIP Soyeon's nose.

    Nancy Pelosi's face also reminds me of this retarded pile of smiling shit from Attack on Titan.
    http://i2.wp.com/www.bateszi.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/vlcsnap-2013-04-07-17h23m33s227.png?resize=500%2C281

    Betting the artist took her as an inspiration.

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    1. I thought you were supposed to be in the army by now haha.

      Holy crap, that Titan and Nancy Pelosi looks like twins.

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    2. Nah, they bumped off my enlistment to July, then at Assessment Day, suddenly realized that I didn't live in the country in the past five years (came back from Korea in end of 09), which pretty much rendered put everything on hold until Dec 2014 and basic won't go for me till Feb or March 2015.

      In other words, shit immigration laws and a long ass wait.

      AoT has instantly become the first worthy anime to watch in a long, long time with a kickass story.

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    3. They don't want no spies in the NZ army.

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    4. I'd be more surprised if there really was any spy in the NZ army.

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  6. She looks good... In that angle. She haa a good voice.

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  7. I hope you're a black person to be using the n-word :~) I appreciate a good diatribe of k-pop culture but try not to actually be a bad person in the process. Thanks.

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    1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF1NUposXVQ

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