Thursday, June 6, 2013

Hyori, Please Shut The Fuck Up


On Sunday (6/2) when I wrote this, I somehow managed to make it through a few pages of allkpop's new horrible design and found seven fucking articles released about Hyori in the past couple of days. Man, this bitch needs to learn how to shut the fuck up. The more I listen to this bitch, the more retarded I think she is. She could have a much better image if she would just shut up and stop lying about herself.

Article one:  Boohoo, I don't want to promote since I can't continuously get #1 on music shows. You see, every star has their peak, and Hyori hasn't realized that her's has passed. She should just be thankful that her fans still stick with her bad music.

Article two: "I don't have to be #1 to be happy, but since I'm making such a big fuss about it, please make me #1."

Article three: Hyori apologizes to Sunhwa, but says something funny. "I am sorry, Sunhwa. It was meant to be a joke. You will become a great singer who will surpass me." What she means to say to Sunhwa is all that she needs to do to surpass her is to just be a singer.

Article four: "Since Baek Ji Young and Han Hye Jin are getting married, I'll mention marriage even though I have no intentions to marry at this time."

Article five: Ivy rejects Hyori's self-composed song for good reasons.

Article six: Hyori shows how stupid she is by rejecting CF contracts, which is how Asian celebrities get most of their income.

Article seven: Hyori was worried that people wouldn't recognize her. Seriously?

I used to like Hyori when I first got into Kpop, but I just can't like her as a celebrity. She's so smug that she enjoys the smell of her own farts.

42 comments:

  1. Hyori is a fine ass bitch and fine ass bitches do not have flaws of any kind. I should know because I am one as well. Besides, no one should be paying attention to what comes out of our mouths (only what goes in) because your attention should be focused on our perfect racks and nice asses.

    On a more realistic note I think Hyori's personality is more suited for a western artist than it is for modest (snobby) Koreans. That's why she's one of the only female artists in KPOP I can relate to.

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  2. I think she is cool though and I find it is OK to speak her mind

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  3. Fucking shit, that's an abysmal layout.
    What happened to usability being top priority for websites ? I blame it on fucking crapple promoting their retarded shit casual OS.

    Obviously Hyori is a nice piece of ass, never cared about her personality nor her music.

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  4. Honestly, Hyori's been smug for years. But, because she was/is hot, people excuse her smug and slightly rude behavior for being "real," "honest" or "down-to-earth." Hyori was/is allowed to get away with being so smug because "average" looking people allowed it...they are the ones with the mentality that beautiful people deserve X,Y,Z and have no faults....beautiful people don't think like that until it's what they're told and then they start to believe their own hype.

    Hyori is a prime example of someone who believes her own hype. Ballads? Really? We laugh about her attempts but it's the publics fault. She thinks she's a legit singer/entertainer and that people like her ballads because their has been no proof stating otherwise. Fans vote for her and people buy her albums, she wins awards and gets paid, based off of her popularity as a "singer", to promote lifestyle products. With all this positive support, why wouldn't she think that she's talented and therefore, sing more ballads and produce more albums?

    But is Hyori really talented? No, she's just a hot girl with a hot bod that people blindly support and lie to about her musical talents because..........she is hot? Huh?

    And now, because she's been hyped up so much, she looks down on every other artist promoting. She thinks they are all aspiring to be her because as fas as she's concerned, based on her wealth and popularity, she's worth aspiring to. She even think's she good enough to compose music for others. Yea...OK.

    It's really weird how society works. Especially since it's always seemingly a "surprise" when "ugly" people are talented when in fact, looking back at the industry (idol only) it's apparent that it's filled with barely to completely untalented "good-looking" (using the term loosely) people.

    I really just don't get it.

    And...smug personalities aren't welcome anywhere. Look at Christina. E Her bad attitude became public knowledge and she lost lots of support. Her smug attitude on the voice only made things worse.

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    1. Didn't read. lol
      Bitch is hot.

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    2. i really don't think anybody has ever really credited hyori with being a legitimate artist (other than possibly hyori herself), she's kind of seen as a 'diva'

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  5. "People who wear fur are disgusting pigs, but I do love me some leather." - Hyori 2011

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  6. Puts together a group as talented as SPICA.

    Somehow still manages to immediately drive them into the ground.

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  7. The Kardashian of kpop, basically.

    Geez, where's the controversial sextape, when you need it.

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  8. Kim have this whiny teenage bimbo voice while Hyori have a very raspy throaty voice. Too much sucking of big dicks, i guess. So Lee Hyori FTW!!!


    P.s.
    Though i rly dont think Rain and that "godforbidhisface" boyfriend are well-endowed.

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  9. unpopular opinion but hyori isn't actually as hot as most people make her out to be

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  10. You have my admiration for being tolerant enough to navigate Allkpop's new shithouse design for long enough to actually find all this out.

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    1. ^this comment is important

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    2. It took everything out of me just to navigate those five or so pages to get all of these articles. Back in 2009, they had a great design, but it has gotten progressively worse every year. They try to make it user friendly, but it just becomes user unfriendly.

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    3. It's gotten that bad I'm going to have to switch to Soompi to get all my ridiculous sugar-coated copy-pasted-straight-from-the-Korean-music-press-with-no-fact-checking-or-research articles. God help me.

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    4. Speaking of Soompi, whatever happened to that new SM group named "Crystal" Soompi reported?

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    5. I could give a fuck about the layout, but the incompatibility with Adblock is a no-no.

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    6. Yeah that's what killed off Allkpop for me. Fuck browsing the net without an adblocker. Obviously their site redesign is just a carrot to please advertisers who were concerned people are blocking their ads, as if Korean "news" sites aren't all a gigantic bunch of ads anyway.

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    7. The legitimate Korean news sites aren't plastered with ads (yes, I read Korean news sites), but it's the entertainment sites outside of Naver, Nate and Daum that are plastered with ads.

      My anti-virus blocks allkpop 2-3 times a week for malware in some of their ads and they demand that we turn off adblockers? They can lick my nuts.

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    8. I didn't mean so much how many ads are on the sites, but rather that the articles themselves are just thinly-disguised advertising. And yeah I meant entertainment media, I wouldn't know about the general Korean media because I don't read it, but I'm glad to hear it's not as shitty.

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  11. who are you to say someone is a bitch just because they ''media play'' that is the business. besides aren't you over 20? time to grow up and not get so worked up over some celebrity

    jesus...

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  12. ban la ai ma dam noi nguoi khac nhu vay

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    1. Hahahahahaha....










      Hahahahahaha....

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  13. ban la ai ma dam noi nguoi khac nhu vay

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  14. ban la ai ma dam noi nguoi khac nhu vay

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  15. This site would be so much better without all the misogyny. Check your male privilege, bro.

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    1. The last thing I want to do is be politically correct so that I don't offend anyone. That's not what this blog is for. Check the FAQ.

      "Are you guys a bunch of misogynistic people since you don't hate on fanboys?

      If we were misogynistic we wouldn't have female authors. Fanboys can be pretty stupid too, it's just that you don't come across an idiotic fanboy that often as compared to encountering idiotic fangirls on forums and various social networking sites."

      " Some of the things you say are quite offensive, as in racist, homophobic and xenophobic. The fuck is this?

      If you can't differentiate between sarcasm and satire from bigotry then you're too young for the internet."

      I have no intention on making AKF politically correct like Asian Junkie. I enjoy reading AJ, but I'm not going to change AKF so as to not offend people through the AKF character.

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    2. I'm a queer male and have been visiting AKF for a good two years; I obviously understand what sarcasm is or else I would have been offended by many of the site's comments long ago. This article, to me, sounded more angry than sarcastic. I'm all for not being politically correct, but I feel it's also important to check one's privilege (whether it be white, male or hetero privilege) once in a while.

      Also, as a 22-year-old college graduate, I doubt I'm too young for the internet. If anything, I'm part of its largest demographic.

      Regardless, I still think this is one of the best K-Pop sites. Even Seoulbeats has gotten a bit too biased recently, which is a shame.

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    3. "check one's privilege" - No.

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    4. The thing is though, I don't have any privileges. I'm biracial, which can be described as "the nigger of all niggers".

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    5. What a glorious day. Cheers, my fellow "privileged" comrades.

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    6. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/552/539/d1d.png

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    7. If you think this site is racist or misogynist, dont visit the bodybuilding forums. All they do is throw women under the bus, especially non white ones.

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    8. @Kpopalypse; why is there a P1 & P2 symbol, when there's only one guy playing ?

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    9. > http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/552/539/d1d.png

      MASTERFUCKINGPIECE

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    10. Maybe the second player left to check his privilege somewhere.

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  17. have you ever been to a family concert before? :)

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  18. Diva's are like that get used to it.

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  19. I don't understand why she gets under your skin so much. She's no dumber than the rest of the idols older and younger & I find her ability to speak her mind actually refreshing b/c she doesn't play it safe. Yea sometimes the things she says are stupid but I don't understand why it really pisses you off in comparison to other idols

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