Friday, June 21, 2013

Camel Toe Goddesses

Dal Shabet's lulzy comeback (MV review soon™) has resulted in quite the wardrobe malfunction. Some would call it tragic, but I know you pervy suckers eat this shit up like hotcakes.


More after the jump.



At first I thought it was just a trick of the eye due to the unfortunate seam placement, but closer inspection makes it obvious that the pants are eating into their crotches like no other. I feel bad for them, honestly. Not only is it probably incredibly uncomfortable to have that shit digging into the ol' clam, but they have to put a smile on and pretend it's not happening. 

Life is a strug. At any rate, you all can add some new pics to your Dal Shabet fap folders.

30 comments:

  1. the freak? were they not wearing undies underneath or what..

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    1. this can happen even if you do wear undiez. as far as i can tell this is that thick-ish synthetic fabris that i fucking hate and every pair of treggings is made from. when you spread your legs to love around (eg while walking) the fabris kind of digs into your vagina and then you kind of struggle to get it out every five minutes and you look like you have an STD because you're touching your crotch all the time and oh god it is horrible

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    2. > when you spread your legs to love around

      heh

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    3. oh god someone is going to engrave that on my gravestone

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    4. "Here lies Xiss. Spreading open her legs and loving around till the very end".

      That will make one hell of a memorable gravestone though. At least it will be eye-catching.

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    5. the sad part is that its going to happen despite the fact that i'm not christian and my people believe in cremation

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    6. Oh wow, I had no idea that you posted here Orion.

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    7. jesus fucking christ how many typos are in that comment why was i on drugs

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    8. @Anti Kpop-Fangirl You pop up on Twitter a lot. Have we met or does my reputation and rejection of fanaticism precede me? Given my dislike of kyaagirls, I had to check your page out. Given I also hate the "goddess" trend, this post was somehow liberating, since it's showing celebs as what they are, human, without getting gossipy or offensive about it. As a woman, I have to agree too, ouch. Not a happy place to be and definitely not easy to smile in such a state.

      @Xiss It will be engraved in a little plaque for your place at the columbarium. There is always a way for the price one must pay. :P

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    9. You may know me by The Real CZ. I post a lot on Soompi and sometimes on Dramabeans. I recognize you because you're one of the few bloggers that actually defends Han Ye Seul.

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    10. @AKF Ah yes, that does ring a bell. A small bell, since I have lousy memory, but it's-a-ringin'. And yes, I believe basic human and labor rights should be respected in any job, as poor or as glamorous as it may be. Preposterous, I know. :P

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  2. My dick is moving on its own.

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  3. It's so clear that it's disgusting, if these photos aren't photoshopped, I kinda feel bad for them.

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  4. No wonder, they ask to be raped in their new song anw

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    1. lol what? where did they asked to be raped?

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  5. I bet everyone in Happy Face Entertainment had a happy face after seeing those outfits.

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  6. not a wardrobe malfuunction, it is a designer malfunction, (c) FanyPack artical

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  7. This is gross.
    Anyways, the first girl, has nice legs. The second one with the bangs bothers me. She looks like a bat for her skinny arms and her stripper shoes dont even fit her man feet. Srry to b bothered by this. :|

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    1. just say it Dal Shabet look like a bunch of ratchet hoes right now

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  8. Maybe their company/coordi did it on purpose for some media attention.

    It's gross though; I feel bad for them..

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    1. meh. we do it for tits already. we're just upping the stakes now.

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  9. Try as I might, camel toes just don't turn me on. It's a daym shame, I tell you.

    Also: Where are Kaeuns abs? This "concept" would be the most opportune time to leave them out on display. They even said they worked out like fuck.
    Gone are the days she flaunted them freely, and I weep for the memory of their majesty.

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  10. Subin is second tier compared to Ssul, but Sulli would never wear that skirt with short...but imagine Krystal would do it.....

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    1. Oh my god you here?? Haha your gifs are jjang

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  11. Well at least we know they don't have a dick

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  12. lotta 'gina cleavage

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdkC-R4XVjc

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