Monday, June 3, 2013

100% Goes Shirtless! Inb4 Who Da Fuq is 100%




So the MEN in 100% are going shirtless for a current photo--much to the enjoyment of fangurls. They are seen smiling and huddled together in tight leather jeans, sparkly belt buckles, black boots, shredded ties, and backpack straps for their laptops. This is a very masculine photo if I may say so myself. It reminds me of my friends: I truly enjoy getting together with old high school pals and dressing in my tightest pants--enough that my balls get all contorted--all while shirtless and sweaty. Seriously, it's a pleasure to undress myself with my friends in the room-viewing and smelling their nipples and bellies. I so love the smell of their arm pit stench wafting through my nostrils! Love how their skin looks and how their sweat makes my loins feel. Thinking about this photo above and all my best male friends, I can't help but quiver in my chair right now.

Oh god. FAP! I am 100% horny right now thinking of males without shirts. Seriously I think I'm 100% gay now. Is it gay if I fap to 100%???? Please tell me no! I don't think I want to be 100% homosexual.....maybe only 33.33333333333333333333% How am I going to hide my hard-on at this elementary school?     たすけて!

So this brings me to a brief hypothesis. When fangurls are viewing kpop men together like (picture below), they are only seeing these men as MASCULINE and not as feminine/homosexual at all.

Hanging out with bros! NOT GAY AT ALL!


Well this site is all about delusional fangurls, so I'm just going to give all you women a dose of TRUTH in picture form to break you from this spell. Are you ready fangirls!?

When fangirls look at this (picture below)


Fangirls see:






 Males see:







IN CONCLUSION---SINCE MY HYPOTHESIS IS PROVEN TO BE TRUE. ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT 100% AND ALL MALE KPOP GROUPS GOING SHIRTLESS WITH ONE ANOTHER IS...

IN OTHER NEWS I WAS ON YOUTUBE AND FOUND THIS:

OMG!

ANOTHER SHIRTLESS MAN! U LOVE IT LADIES DON'T YOU!?!?!






28 comments:

  1. UPDATED---BECAUSE BLOGGER WAS BEING DUMB! Enjoy.

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  2. Oh man! 100% make 2PM look like fatties! More like 2FAT AMIRITE LAYDEEZ
    More like 100% NO BODY FAT More like 2MORECUPCAKES

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  3. It's official... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo

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    1. Did you know that Willam and Detox were in a Rihanna video?

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  4. This article is almost as gay as sucking another man's dick.

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  5. It's a good day to be straight.

    By the way, beard/denim guy looks effing awesome. Easily the sexiest beast in this post, next to Kim Yum Unf.

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  6. I think i ll betray my Taengoo for that beard guy, he looks fking hot

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  7. 2pm's are way better than 100% tbh

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  8. I can just imagine the rage and burning jealously Teen Top experienced when looking at those 100% pictures.

    Well except Chunji. He felt a familiar wetness in his nether regions as he imagined his sugar walls expanding and taking three of those cocks at the same time.

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  9. PS 2PM fucking suck but I would fuck and suck all six of them.

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    1. Surely you know their new song Hyde

      they did Love Letter with After School

      or something.

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    2. I know of only one song named Hyde and it is a VIXX one. A really crappy and gay one, in fact.

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  11. wasn't 100% that group that made a rehearsal video where they "proved" they could sing and dance at the same time?

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  12. I thought they were an average rookie group as they have like.. 3 persons that can actually sing and all of them dance well, even though their previous songs were really crappy and boring. Going the 2PM route when they're like 19 is wrong on so many levels. Dat Changbum (dude with 1/2 of his face covered with hair - good for him) is so ugly.

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  13. I don't know, I don't find Asian men all that attractive but shit 100% looks good. Why you hate when your noona got a nose job and wears a push up bra?

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  14. lol the one in the left middle looks like he has a beer belly not abs.

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  15. Although it's a bonus/kind of crappy that 100% took this route for their comeback, I love them b/c they are a pretty solid group. It's so hard to find groups with more than 2 great singers and groups where u can't immediately spot the weak link. I love their live practice videos & their song covers. So although this whole shirtless thing is cheap, I'll let it slide b/c so many groups out their are awful.

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  16. Hehe, so you're saying that you have a problem with gay people? hmm, interesting...also I want to point out the fact that they are FORCED to be shirtless with their group so they can get PAID to LIVE...honestly I'd rather be shirtless with a bunch of dudes then be hating on kpop idols because I have no fucking life :)

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