Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Johnny Noh Acts Like A 13 Year Old Girl Who Is On Her Period

[Updated]

While this site is titled "Anti Kpop Fangirl", we point out the idiotic tendencies of all Kpop fans regardless of their gender. The simple truth is that the majority of the crazy fans out there happen to be female, but if you are a male Kpop fan that acts like a teenage girl, you're going to get called out for it.



Last night, Netizen Buzz hosted a live chat session and from what I gather, everything went fine. I don't know what actually happened as I was rewatching Liar Game at the time. However, Johnny Noh had to be a wart-infested dick that oozes out green discharge earlier today by revealing the name of Netizen Buzz, since she used to write on Allkcrap. Well, there's obviously a reason why she left your site, Johnny boy.

You see, Johnny is a classic narcissist. He gloats about himself but cannot take any criticism directed at him or his website. I got banned from 6theory back in 2011 for saying something about allkpop. I don't remember what I wrote, but it was probably something about saying that other websites were better than his.

In order to defend his site from all the comments coming from those of who are supporting NB, Johnny Noh tweeted this:

So Johnny gets 18 million page visits a month on allkpop. Considering that a person has to refresh five fucking times to get a page to fucking load properly, I'm not fucking impressed. Assuming that a person reads a few articles every visit, they probably have thirty fucking hits from a person just trying to read a fucking article.

Maybe one day I can be like you Johnny, if I happen to live off of unemployment checks while running AKF as a full-time job so that I can be a dick to everyone. Oh, wow, after writing that sentence, it looks like I chose well to attend university so that I wouldn't end up like you.

If you want to be a dick to people and construct a website that's almost impossible to navigate, be my guest. Just don't expect everyone to lick your butthole while fondling your balls and saying that "Johnny is the best."


43 comments:

  1. Imagine his pageviews if he had fishies to feed.

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    1. I've spent so many days of my life feeding those fishies

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  2. He is a Jerk, allkpop sucks and on top of that he's always claiming his site is the shit. I might not like stuff you post sometimes but HEEELLLL I like this site! At least you have an original opinion and own criteria, not like this ass-kisser who is always acting like a desperate teenager.

    Everyone whos acquainted with AKP origins know how his articles were. I think his asskissing act started when he covered an event where 2pm atended (he used to bash 2pm so much), then he returned writing marvelous things about the guys, he stoped bashing Wonder Girls too and all of the sudden he started to praise everyone with their robotic translated PRs and more stupid shiet. I think the ones that helped AKP to become the beloved place for those bouncy stupid stans were JYP. They have an special relationship with the label ever since.

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    1. Johnny got some of dat JYP donkey diq.

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    2. Johnny and JYP are OTP motherfuckers.

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  3. https://twitter.com/waeyeon/status/347162579107467264

    Fucking idiot.

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  4. *eats popcorn* while reading NB going in on this tool Lol
    i been making a conscious effort to never visit akp ever since the hwadog drama

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  5. lovefap and sujumake13belive are both trolls that are him to....

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    1. They were two of the douchiest trolls on AKP news articles too. Any evidence that they are him or just rumour, because I would LOVE for this to be true.

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  6. Glad I stopped visiting that site a long time ago. He is a major douche.

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  7. He looks like one of those attention whore kids who won't stfu about his life and "accomplishments", even when no one cares. Is it bad that I have this intense urge to punch him in the face when I see his picture :o am I the only one? LOL, this guy used to shit on kpop groups left and right, now he's basically sucking their dicks. What the fuck was he trying to prove with that tweet anyways? That he was an attention whore? He is a new level of stupid. LOL , I agree about their shitty set up, I don't even bother with it anymore, it's ridiculous to have to refresh the page 485205X to read 1 fucking article :/

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    1. "Is it bad that I have this intense urge to punch him in the face when I see his picture :o am I the only one?"

      No, it's not. In fact, I'd say it's perfectly fine.

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  8. relevant
    http://s1089.photobucket.com/user/allkpopistrash/library/The%20truth%20of%20Allkpop?sort=6&page=1

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    1. Some of those comments are disturbing. The guy is seriously creepy.

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  9. I dont even go on allkpop at all anymore. I go to NB. Wait, he JohnnyDorama or someshit. Antikorean(not that im against it, loljk)

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    1. I meant that johnnyno was antikorean

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    2. Yeah, he's Johnnydorama. Koreans think he's either Japanese or Chinese.

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  10. AKF, I never thought I would say this, but I love you.

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  11. He acts like such a 3 year old, it's sad... It's I can't have my toy, so you can't have a toy either.. He actually responded saying "An eye for an eye". Psshhhhh

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    1. He said "so" when someone called him out. Dude needs to eat a bag of dicks.

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    2. nm just noticed Asian Junkie's article with screencaps

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  12. So when's the day Johnny Noh ends up like Amanda Bynes?

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    1. If it turns into this, I'm game:
      http://25.media.tumblr.com/04918ada3b261e457f1bed6d6bcdb447/tumblr_mnlxwlNfL31r8fbrao1_500.jpg

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    2. Oh my hahahahahahahhahahahahha

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    3. You fooled me, thats not her real acc :(

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    4. Awwee really?? I wish... Still beautiful though

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    5. Yeah didn't see the r :'(

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    6. I want Noh to dish out something like this:
      http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18i809itupk6sjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

      ...probably to JYP or Kim Kwang Soo

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  13. I have a question who's the best rappers in 2013?

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    1. CL BADDEST RAPPAR OF ALL TIME

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    2. i 2nd cuz CL swag has gold grills in da h00d

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    3. Ssul is the best rapper of all time and space f♡ck what your mother ever told you

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  14. LOL @ all those people who praise AKP. Most of them are newbie K-pop fans though and weren't around when he used to bash all the groups he kisses ass for now. SNSD? He hate all of the minus Yuri? 2PM? laughed at. Shinee? Laughed at. Big Bang? was indifferent too. I can't really think of any group or artist, besides Hyori and BoA that he didn't bash on.

    Yet these new fans treat AKP like it's the end-all, be-all of Kpop. They have no idea.

    And fans today are so delusional, they wouldn't have even been able to handle AKP back then. They would've freaked out and all the comments would've been bashing Johnny (remember when he used to write) instead of the actual group like it used to be.

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  16. What can I say, K-pop makes many people act like little girls.

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  17. Those 18 million hits will be going down significantly because the site graduate from being a few sausage stools to full on diarrhea.

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  18. I remember an artikle from back then,about big bang titled " Midgets rejoyce" lol

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  19. I remember an artikle from back then,about big bang titled " Midgets rejoyce" lol

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  20. I remember an artikle from back then,about big bang titled " Midgets rejoyce" lol

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  21. this is old but it carries links to many of johnny's past folly while writing "articles".
    http://www.allkcrap.com/

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  23. I still go there just for familiarity but I’m considering leaving. I have seen many people who have won something and not received it and have tried to contact ALLKPOP only to be ignored completely. One girl even got told by daniel to stop spamming his inbox with questions. And I'm not talking after a week they're getting impatient. This is 3 MONTHS after they won and a few of these winners are 12-14 years old, they're terrified they've been scammed despite having received things before so Johnny and suck my dick. He's being so unfair to these kids.

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