Friday, March 2, 2012

Question of the Week 33

This week's question comes from chichi:
What is the dumbest nickname people give idols? For example that Dubulge crap shawols like to joke with, like wtf is that?? it sounds like a desert, but it talks about how big Onew's dick is big even though he probably shoves a damn chicken bone in his pants so he can save and eat it later, since Onew loves his chicken

Thank you for your suggestion for this week.

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115 comments:

  1. Hyomin the horse, suzy the whore, anon the pinoy, etc

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    1. Not really NICKNAMES, but nice try, "Pinoy".

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    2. Who's calling who a pinoy?

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    3. I actually think they're only dumb because they're true. Hyomin does resemble a horse at certain angles; Suzy is undoubtedly a whore; anonymous are Filipinos trying to promote their glorious master race.

      I feel like I just cured cancer.

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    4. ^ first anon comment to have made me laugh so hard lol

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    5. Hyomin is every fanboys wet dream. Sit your ass down!

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    6. Hyomin is a horse... how is that dumb?

      Besides Horsica is a nickname, I don't think we've officially dubbed Hyomin 'Horsemin' or 'Hyorse'?

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    7. Whatever. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

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    8. @617, Yes, instead shoot it on the head and make glue.

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    9. I don't understand the comparisons to a horse. She's unfuckingbelievably gorgeous. I would have sex with her for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Then feed her oats -

      You know what, fuck it. She's a horse.

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    10. You realized that after fucking all day

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    11. I would love for her to do the I Like You dance part of Roly Poly on top of me.

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    12. I don't know about you guys, but sex with a horse is probably illegal in the Phillipines.

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    13. ^
      How about sex with mermaid? Is it illegal too in Phillipines? If it is illegal, then it really sucks being a Pinoy..

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    14. Racists are fuckin annoying. And I'm a Pilipina dickheads. XD

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  2. I don't give a shit, my MBLAQ Yang Seung Ho is Yang Seung Ho, keep it real babe.

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    1. I wonder what G.O means. I hope it means GO right ahead into my pants.

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    2. Your MBLAQ Yang Seung Ho is a fucking pinoy
      now fuck off

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    3. hahaha, Yang SeungHo is much better than Boyfriends kids, at least he's not that gay, got a real name, n don't give a fuck to look like shit transvestite.

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    4. Your MBLAQ Yang Seung Ho is fucking a pinoy

      [FIXED]

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  3. kid leader, damnit that makes me feel like a pedo when i fap to taeyeon.

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    1. One does not simply fap to Taeyeon

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    2. You fab to Taeyeon? gross. are you a pedophile, nigga?

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    3. How can you fap to Taeyeon? Is that even humanely possible?

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    4. Wow, you fap to a kid?

      You disappoint.

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    5. excuse me while i interrupt this anti-taeyeon samefag's c-c-combo

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    6. ^ Have an upvote, good sir. You are doing God's work.

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  4. Racist Cunt Fucking Nigga
    Jiyeon the Cyclops. I like her but she's still a fucking cyclops

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    1. LEAVE JIYEON ALONE

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    2. I quite like Jiyeon, actually. I don't know why. There's something about that girl that catches the eye: a certain je ne sais quoi that stops the heart and blows the mind.

      I have dreams about her. Dreams so disturbingly lifelike as to be almost real; that ballgag is the same colour in her mouth as it is in mine now. The electrodes plunged into her maimed, bleeding breasts. The small, shiny scalpel that takes those lovely, liquid eyes; they are larger in life than they are in those excellent music videos. The empty vodka bottle shoved up that tight, wet cunt. It is a perfect fit. I cannot explain how or why; I just know that it is.

      I think I'm in love. I always whisper it in her ear as I carve tiny pieces of her skin off her back for keepsakes; I do not think she understands English, and whatever little Korean I know is limited to saying, Hello.

      It's me.

      Again.

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    3. What the fuck did I just read

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    4. Jiyeon is cross-eyed, her eyes are freaky so she is CYCLOPS and it's justified.

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    5. "catches the eye"

      ... well done, sir.

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    6. wow that was sick even for this site

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    7. fugly cross-eyed cyclop who gave us an underage strip video featuring her younger cyclop-self... -vomits-

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    8. http://i.imgur.com/qP3lo.png

      You guys might want to give it a shot yourselves over here: http://www.funny-games.biz/ryoujoku-sex-game.html

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  5. Bagel girl. It's meant to be a compliment but it just makes me think about bread, thus making me hungry. :/

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    1. bagel = carbs, therefore people are secretly calling Hyosung fat. which she is.

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    2. I don't see what you've got against chubby people. I like having sex with fat people. I like rubbing my face between those never-ending waves of fats; it gives me a funny feeling in my penis that is supposed to make babies. Of which I found several dead ones under this fat chick I was banging. I have no idea how they got there in the first place.

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    3. pushin' for the cushin

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    4. Hey this is getting out of hand what the fuck man

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    5. Sometimes i accidentally penetrated my own belly flap.

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    6. I wish I could try that. Sometimes I miss having a penis, but when I look back on the $10,000 it earned me, I have absolutely no regrets

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    7. This isn't /b/...keep it clean for the little ones plz

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    8. Especially the pinoy niggas

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  6. Dara posted about her brother Chundoong having "white chocolate abs".

    That bro & sis are fucking gross.

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    1. I cannot imagine the trauma your brain had to go through in order to generate a statement like that.

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    2. lolol incest. but gay incest - dara has a boy's body...

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    3. Well, then. That settles it - Dara is her brother's brother.

      WINCEST WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINNER

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    4. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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    5. Dara and Thunder sitting in a tree

      F - U - C - K - I - N - G

      First comes Dara

      Second comes Thunder

      Third comes a tard baby in a carriage

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    6. Two words - Jung-cest.

      No, wait, that's one word. Well, one portmanteau.

      Anyway, yeah. I wanna sniff Krystal's fingers.

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  7. Hyogre. Oh wait, that's not dumb, it's quite fitting.

    Taemin is called Taeminnie. He already looks like a wuss, no need to give him an even girlier name.

    another one: GORJess. :/ really?

    Isn't Sohee called Mandu?

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    1. taeminnie has no weenie!

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    2. Woori is the dumbest name a pretty girl could ever have.

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    3. GORJess? the fuck? who thought of that name?

      Horsica suits her more.

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    4. I think Hyogre is dumb. I don't even know why an ogre needs a fucking name.

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  8. Deer Yoong, Gorjess (seriously?), CHEWBACCA

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    1. What the fuck is a CHEWBACCA

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    2. i think the anon 726 just gave her a new nickname, but i think JAWSICA is more fit.
      her jaw needs another round of PS

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    3. She gonna look like that fatfaced biatch fail

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    4. @0734

      CHEWBACCA is literally pounding the shit out of Han Solo's ass

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  9. I like to call my penis bulgogi. I think it's pretty smart. It makes a lot of makgeolli when it's happy, but it tastes slightly bitter for some reason.

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    1. I recommend you eat banana/ pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your makgeolli taste sweeter

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    2. Lmao thats an urban myth

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  10. Seems like the anons here are just as stupid as the kpop fangirls that they like to bash.

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    1. Try harder, Sherlock.

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    2. i'm ashamed of having the same name as you

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    3. Mom? Is that you?

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    4. we're all secretly anti-Tina. We will always be there to annoy the fuck out of you.

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  11. Wookie!! Omg ever time I hear or see that I think of that animal thing from freakin star wars, I hate it!!

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  12. BooJae.

    The reason why I hate it: I hate it. It's so fucking cheesyads sdgasdg

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  13. Baddest shemale seoul city ever had!!

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  14. Hyosung fat? bitch please. Would you rather stick insect Dara or Sooyoung?

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    1. I want Jung Juri. She looks nasty.

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    2. I want Kahi. She needs manflesh

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    3. I want Nana. She could use my banana.

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    4. I want Suzy. she can suck my D

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    5. I want Naeun. Just because I can.

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    6. I want A Pink. Because they all fucking look the same.

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    7. I want Bom. Hah, just kidding, of course no-one wants that.

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  15. SHINee Minho - flaming charisma
    SHINee Jonghyun - Dino (short for dinosaur)

    SJ Kyuhyun - evil maknae
    SJ Leeteuk - Angel Teuk
    SJ Siwon - SHISUS. (fuck you, no)
    SJ Heechul - Lady Hee Hee (not sure if it's 1 Hee or 2)

    SJ Eunhyuk, SHINee Taemin - Dancing Machine

    SNSD Jessica - GorJess

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    1. Bling Bling Jonghyun, mofo.

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    2. We don't do boybands here, you gay ass dogfucker. Wear a condom and get the fuck out.

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    3. Leeteuk an angel? What are those ELFs smoking and can I have some?

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  16. Yoona = prettier than flower
    Horsica = gorjess
    Sooyoung = shikshin <-- She's fucking skinny.

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  17. whatever names associated to uee need to go, she doesn't deserve to exist.

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  18. I have a suggestion for Question of the Week. Shinbee noonar will you have buttsecks with me?

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  19. Meanwhile
    http://kpopotherside.tumblr.com/

    Bom never ever get a plastic surgery operation. She denied that and she said that she’s beautiful by make up.
    Park Bom Chosen As One Of The ”Natural Beauties” Without Surgery by Plastic Surgeons on YSTAR

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    1. we still have 28 days in 1st April

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    2. You mean plastic surgeons who want their prospective clients to believe they can make their work look natural

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  20. Oh so this is why we can't have anon anymore around here....

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  21. I feel sorry for Taeyeon being nicknamed kid leader coz she tried so hard to be more mature looking since RDR.

    Shin-B unnie! I have a suggestion for Question of the Week! Idk if you have received this kind of question but here goes:

    "what girl/boygroup that you try so hard to like but you just can't?"

    If there is a question similar to this, I'll suggest another one :)

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