This week's question comes from chichi:
What is the dumbest nickname people give idols? For example that
Dubulge crap shawols like to joke with, like wtf is that?? it sounds
like a desert, but it talks about how big Onew's dick is big even though
he probably shoves a damn chicken bone in his pants so he can save and
eat it later, since Onew loves his chicken
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Hyomin the horse, suzy the whore, anon the pinoy, etc
ReplyDeleteNot really NICKNAMES, but nice try, "Pinoy".
DeleteWho's calling who a pinoy?
DeleteI actually think they're only dumb because they're true. Hyomin does resemble a horse at certain angles; Suzy is undoubtedly a whore; anonymous are Filipinos trying to promote their glorious master race.
DeleteI feel like I just cured cancer.
^ first anon comment to have made me laugh so hard lol
DeleteHyomin is every fanboys wet dream. Sit your ass down!
DeleteHyomin is a horse... how is that dumb?
DeleteBesides Horsica is a nickname, I don't think we've officially dubbed Hyomin 'Horsemin' or 'Hyorse'?
Whatever. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Delete@07:25 lol
Delete@617, Yes, instead shoot it on the head and make glue.
DeleteI don't understand the comparisons to a horse. She's unfuckingbelievably gorgeous. I would have sex with her for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Then feed her oats -
DeleteYou know what, fuck it. She's a horse.
You realized that after fucking all day
DeleteI would love for her to do the I Like You dance part of Roly Poly on top of me.
DeleteI don't know about you guys, but sex with a horse is probably illegal in the Phillipines.
Delete^
DeleteHow about sex with mermaid? Is it illegal too in Phillipines? If it is illegal, then it really sucks being a Pinoy..
Racists are fuckin annoying. And I'm a Pilipina dickheads. XD
DeleteI don't give a shit, my MBLAQ Yang Seung Ho is Yang Seung Ho, keep it real babe.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what G.O means. I hope it means GO right ahead into my pants.
DeleteYour MBLAQ Yang Seung Ho is a fucking pinoy
Deletenow fuck off
hahaha, Yang SeungHo is much better than Boyfriends kids, at least he's not that gay, got a real name, n don't give a fuck to look like shit transvestite.
DeleteYour MBLAQ Yang Seung Ho is fucking a pinoy
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kid leader, damnit that makes me feel like a pedo when i fap to taeyeon.
ReplyDeleteOne does not simply fap to Taeyeon
DeleteYou fab to Taeyeon? gross. are you a pedophile, nigga?
DeleteHow can you fap to Taeyeon? Is that even humanely possible?
DeleteWow, you fap to a kid?
DeleteYou disappoint.
excuse me while i interrupt this anti-taeyeon samefag's c-c-combo
Delete^ Have an upvote, good sir. You are doing God's work.
DeleteRacist Cunt Fucking Nigga
ReplyDeleteJiyeon the Cyclops. I like her but she's still a fucking cyclops
LEAVE JIYEON ALONE
DeleteNO
DeleteI quite like Jiyeon, actually. I don't know why. There's something about that girl that catches the eye: a certain je ne sais quoi that stops the heart and blows the mind.
DeleteI have dreams about her. Dreams so disturbingly lifelike as to be almost real; that ballgag is the same colour in her mouth as it is in mine now. The electrodes plunged into her maimed, bleeding breasts. The small, shiny scalpel that takes those lovely, liquid eyes; they are larger in life than they are in those excellent music videos. The empty vodka bottle shoved up that tight, wet cunt. It is a perfect fit. I cannot explain how or why; I just know that it is.
I think I'm in love. I always whisper it in her ear as I carve tiny pieces of her skin off her back for keepsakes; I do not think she understands English, and whatever little Korean I know is limited to saying, Hello.
It's me.
Again.
What the fuck did I just read
DeleteJiyeon is cross-eyed, her eyes are freaky so she is CYCLOPS and it's justified.
Delete"catches the eye"
Delete... well done, sir.
^ LOLOLOL!
Deletewow that was sick even for this site
Deletefugly cross-eyed cyclop who gave us an underage strip video featuring her younger cyclop-self... -vomits-
DeleteSpeechless
Deletehttp://i.imgur.com/qP3lo.png
DeleteYou guys might want to give it a shot yourselves over here: http://www.funny-games.biz/ryoujoku-sex-game.html
Bagel girl. It's meant to be a compliment but it just makes me think about bread, thus making me hungry. :/
ReplyDeletebagel = carbs, therefore people are secretly calling Hyosung fat. which she is.
DeleteI don't see what you've got against chubby people. I like having sex with fat people. I like rubbing my face between those never-ending waves of fats; it gives me a funny feeling in my penis that is supposed to make babies. Of which I found several dead ones under this fat chick I was banging. I have no idea how they got there in the first place.
Deletepushin' for the cushin
DeleteHey this is getting out of hand what the fuck man
DeleteSometimes i accidentally penetrated my own belly flap.
DeleteI wish I could try that. Sometimes I miss having a penis, but when I look back on the $10,000 it earned me, I have absolutely no regrets
DeleteThis isn't /b/...keep it clean for the little ones plz
DeleteEspecially the pinoy niggas
DeleteDara posted about her brother Chundoong having "white chocolate abs".
ReplyDeleteThat bro & sis are fucking gross.
I cannot imagine the trauma your brain had to go through in order to generate a statement like that.
Deletelolol incest. but gay incest - dara has a boy's body...
DeleteWell, then. That settles it - Dara is her brother's brother.
DeleteWINCEST WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINNER
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
DeleteDara and Thunder sitting in a tree
DeleteF - U - C - K - I - N - G
First comes Dara
Second comes Thunder
Third comes a tard baby in a carriage
Two words - Jung-cest.
DeleteNo, wait, that's one word. Well, one portmanteau.
Anyway, yeah. I wanna sniff Krystal's fingers.
LOL 827
DeleteHyogre. Oh wait, that's not dumb, it's quite fitting.
ReplyDeleteTaemin is called Taeminnie. He already looks like a wuss, no need to give him an even girlier name.
another one: GORJess. :/ really?
Isn't Sohee called Mandu?
taeminnie has no weenie!
DeleteWoori is the dumbest name a pretty girl could ever have.
DeleteGORJess? the fuck? who thought of that name?
DeleteHorsica suits her more.
@08:26
Delete+1
I think Hyogre is dumb. I don't even know why an ogre needs a fucking name.
DeleteDeer Yoong, Gorjess (seriously?), CHEWBACCA
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is a CHEWBACCA
Deletei think the anon 726 just gave her a new nickname, but i think JAWSICA is more fit.
Deleteher jaw needs another round of PS
She gonna look like that fatfaced biatch fail
Delete@0734
DeleteCHEWBACCA is literally pounding the shit out of Han Solo's ass
I like to call my penis bulgogi. I think it's pretty smart. It makes a lot of makgeolli when it's happy, but it tastes slightly bitter for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI recommend you eat banana/ pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your makgeolli taste sweeter
DeleteLmao thats an urban myth
DeleteSeems like the anons here are just as stupid as the kpop fangirls that they like to bash.
ReplyDeleteTry harder, Sherlock.
Deletei'm ashamed of having the same name as you
DeleteMom? Is that you?
Deletewe're all secretly anti-Tina. We will always be there to annoy the fuck out of you.
DeleteWookie!! Omg ever time I hear or see that I think of that animal thing from freakin star wars, I hate it!!
ReplyDeleteSOOKIE
DeleteMOOKIE
DeleteDOOKIE
DeleteCOOKIE
DeleteLOOKIE
DeleteROOKIE
DeleteHOOKIE
DeletePOOKIE
DeleteSuzy is a fat whore!
DeleteThe END.
Suzy is a fat whore!
DeleteThe Beginning
BOOKIE
ZOOKIE
DeleteNOOKIE
DeleteFOOKIE
DeleteBooJae.
ReplyDeleteThe reason why I hate it: I hate it. It's so fucking cheesyads sdgasdg
Baddest shemale seoul city ever had!!
ReplyDeleteYoona?
DeleteCunt Licker?
Deleteshindong?
DeleteHyosung fat? bitch please. Would you rather stick insect Dara or Sooyoung?
ReplyDeleteI want Jung Juri. She looks nasty.
DeleteI want Kahi. She needs manflesh
DeleteI want Nana. She could use my banana.
DeleteI want Suzy. she can suck my D
DeleteI want Naeun. Just because I can.
DeleteI want A Pink. Because they all fucking look the same.
DeleteI want Bom. Hah, just kidding, of course no-one wants that.
DeleteSHINee Minho - flaming charisma
ReplyDeleteSHINee Jonghyun - Dino (short for dinosaur)
SJ Kyuhyun - evil maknae
SJ Leeteuk - Angel Teuk
SJ Siwon - SHISUS. (fuck you, no)
SJ Heechul - Lady Hee Hee (not sure if it's 1 Hee or 2)
SJ Eunhyuk, SHINee Taemin - Dancing Machine
SNSD Jessica - GorJess
Bling Bling Jonghyun, mofo.
DeleteWe don't do boybands here, you gay ass dogfucker. Wear a condom and get the fuck out.
DeleteLeeteuk an angel? What are those ELFs smoking and can I have some?
DeleteYoona = prettier than flower
ReplyDeleteHorsica = gorjess
Sooyoung = shikshin <-- She's fucking skinny.
whatever names associated to uee need to go, she doesn't deserve to exist.
ReplyDeleteI have a suggestion for Question of the Week. Shinbee noonar will you have buttsecks with me?
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile
ReplyDeletehttp://kpopotherside.tumblr.com/
Bom never ever get a plastic surgery operation. She denied that and she said that she’s beautiful by make up.
Park Bom Chosen As One Of The ”Natural Beauties” Without Surgery by Plastic Surgeons on YSTAR
we still have 28 days in 1st April
DeleteYou mean plastic surgeons who want their prospective clients to believe they can make their work look natural
DeleteOh so this is why we can't have anon anymore around here....
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for Taeyeon being nicknamed kid leader coz she tried so hard to be more mature looking since RDR.
ReplyDeleteShin-B unnie! I have a suggestion for Question of the Week! Idk if you have received this kind of question but here goes:
"what girl/boygroup that you try so hard to like but you just can't?"
If there is a question similar to this, I'll suggest another one :)