Thursday, April 4, 2013

'Lee Soon Shin' Popular In North Korea, Kim Jung Eun Vows To Rescue IU

No, I'm not making this up. AKF is back to normal, so we're bringing back our top tier journalism.

This honestly explains everything when it comes to Kim Jong Un trying to provoke the U.S. and South Korea. Kim Jong Un released a statement last night in regards to IU.

Ever since that faggot Eunhyuk has been 'dating' IU, I haven't been able to eat well. I can't watch IU's MVs anymore because I think of that monkey-looking faggot Eunhyuk banging IU. IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. We will invade South Korea to rescue IU.




In a joint response from the South Korean and Japanese governments, they refused to hand IU over.

Kim Jong Un is one crazy mother fucker. He thinks we'll give away IU so that he can bukkake her. FUCK THAT SHIT! Then who the fuck does he think we'll bukkake if we give IU away?

12 comments:

  1. we can still bukkake on t-ara. all nine of them (including the one that got away) would probably had enough getting it from the grandpa-year old virgin.

    p/s: on the side note, if no one do a jong un-iu smut/fake, i'll do the smut myself

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    1. grandpa-year old virgin? who the hell is that?

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  2. Oh my fave Eunjung is the star today!

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  3. Iu is so groce. she looks smelly, like she doesnt clean her jungle. And her breath prolly stinks.

    Oh and this has nothing to do with eunhyuk fucking her.

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    1. are you taking a dump on fat IU, or the normal IU?

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    2. There is only one IU and that is fat IU.

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    3. U just jelly, Mantits! U want Kim Jong Un oppars bukkake all for yourself -.-

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  4. wonder if her tits are just as fat---I'd be ok with that.

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  5. Random and Stupid question: Is that fat IU pic photoshopped?

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