Thursday, April 11, 2013

Taeyeon's Cleavage Scares Me (and SONEs)

Before today, I had no idea that gazing into Taeyeon's cleavage (or lack thereof) was a horrifying experience. We all know she's got the body of a prepubescent girl, so I was kinda surprised her mosquito bites actually had some substance to them.


At first blush, it seems like our good pal Fiddle.se was doing the Lord's Work when he GIF'ed this fancam. Taeyeon + downshirt + jiggly = good shit right? Even though there's no nipslip (or is there?) for you dirty savages, even this amount of the Taeflesh is good enough for a fap or thousand. Nothing to fear.

But then something caught my eye when I tried to make sense of what I was looking at. What in the hell is that black chasm between her left boob and the shirt?


Is it her bony sternum? Is it her tanktop? Is it her bra? Or is it some eldritch portal to some incomprehensible realm where up is blue and right is dicks? I simply could not continue looking at that gif any longer for fear of losing my soul to Taeyeon's anti-cleavage.

The funny thing is, Fiddle.se was attacked by SONEs over the webs because they wanted this gif taken down.


You may think it's just crazy SONEs pulling more bizarre shenanigans to protect Taeyeon's image from some perceived slight, but you're selling them short. Don't get them wrong, Thai SONEs are the true heroes here. No one's loved ones should have to gaze into the impenetrable mindflay that lurks between Taeyeon's "titties." They're just looking out for the good of your continued sanity, man.

34 comments:

  1. wtf is that shit!!??

    looks like some part of chtulhu to me...

    or an invisible ahjusshi is fucking her tits with his clo0aking device is still a prototype...

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  2. ugh sones and their shit, and what the fuck is this "protecting those we love" shit?

    fangirls never fail to make me lose faith in humanity.

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    1. ugh haters and their shit

      "fangirls never fail to make me lose faith in humanity."

      ... if you can think a little you'll see how pathetic you are, you're judging someone's life because they're doing what they love/like, but you are wasting time on them, they even make you "lose faith in humanity", wow sthey're so important to you... amazing, now tell who is the pathetic one?

      this also goes to the owner of this page... really amazing!!!! fangirls are way better than some pathetic dude posting shit about others, I CAN'T

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    2. Oh come on.. Some shit like that? Look at yourself first before throw some shit like this to the others! Maybe you always know that you're right doing something like this because not a few who hate k'pop and prefer on your side.. But you never know how You really Are in the eyes of god.. Maybe you just like a piece of shit.. And just remember.. If you say taeyeon Is a bitch.. You never know that you're the real fucking bitch..

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    3. Please,can you guys stop insulting each other?? and stop USING SHIT . It's disgusting to me. How many times did you use that word?

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  3. FCKKKKKK, i gotta stop FAPPING to this

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  4. "Or is it some eldritch portal to some incomprehensible realm where up is blue and right is dicks?"

    That just killed my boner

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  5. Tiny tittis equals teeny nipples. I mean, who likes huge ones? Taeyeon has the face of a little boy. But she is still so pretty(no pedo)

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  6. lol looks like one of those chicken cutlet pads that girls use jiggling around. fangirls get more and more embarrassing as time goes by.

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  7. "This content is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later."
    Simply linking to pictures is NEVER a good idea. 404s happen every goddamned time, zaku...


    I don't think Taeyeon is completely flat, but she clearly only has some A cups, which I don't mind.
    I like them bigger better, but the face is the more important part, really.
    Unfortunately she looks very different recently... =/

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    1. http://fiddle.se/post/47114448903
      Found the gif on based fiddle.

      I now understand what you mean. I guess her black bra/tanktop mix thing is just very tight down there, so it won't get pushed off, like it happened to some other idols, you know... *cough* Hwayoung *cough*.

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  8. Dumb Sones wouldn't say shit if the GIF was of Sunny or Yuri. It's kind of creepy how they infantilize Taeyeon even though she's the oldest.

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    1. Exactly. She's like 24 (25 in Korea) years old.
      They need to chill.

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  9. OH MY PRECIOUS TAENG BEAR WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

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  10. You fuckers are dumb as shit. The skin you see under her left boob is her third boob and the black is the special binding bra she wears to keep it from showing normally.

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    1. ^This. Maybe she has several pairs. Maybe she's a werewolf or something.

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    2. I better get my silver bullets ready.

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    3. You're dumb as shit, no one on earth has 3 boobs, the fuck? ARE YOU A SCIENTIST? HAVE YOU SEEN HER NAKED WITH YOUR OWN EYES? NO. EXACTLY. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

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  11. Small or big, I'd still do her :3

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  12. You are so cute, that black thingie is the space she can't fill, it always happens if you wear a bra bigger than your size, it left a space, and since she's bending, its more noticeable

    PD: sorry for my awful english

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    1. Thats pretty much what it is.

      A cup into a B cup bra? WUT? Its even worst with sport bras since they are stiffer.
      -A man that shops with girls buying bras

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  13. her bra is so much bigger than her boobs aww
    but your cleavage is hotter when you bend over that way all girls naahmeen

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  14. why are thai sones getting so upset it's not like there's much to protect
    get over yourselves xoxo

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    1. first of all it's called being respectful,and thai sones never bragged about ANYTHING so when you say 'get over yourselves'...you're basically just saying random shit since you don't have a good enough comment.

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  15. what's the name of the girl in the background image of this site??

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  16. she's now own fake boobies ykno :3 SO FAKE !!

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  17. you're such a fucking joke..whoever wrote this article. Exposing and making fun of any female at all is ignorant. YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, YOU SHOULD NEVER DISRESPECT A WOMAN. IF YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF, YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE MENTAL ISSUES. YOU NEED A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE AND SOME MANNERS/MORALS.

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