Saturday, September 10, 2016

Why I Like Nayeon but not Tomomi Itano


For anyone else wondering, read after the jump!





Here, I think Tomomi actually looks pretty fucking cute.


Nice, no complaints with this picture whatsoever!

So, why do I dislike her?



YAEBA RUINS EVERYTHING! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING GROSS! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE GIRL IS ATTRACTIVE (like Tomomi is when she has her mouth closed), BUT NASTY FUCKING TEETH LIKE THAT CAN DEFLATE MY BONER FASTER THAN SHINDONG COULD EAT ALL OF THE FOOD AT A BUFFET!

And that is why I like Nayeon but don't like Tomomi. Sure, Nayeon has bunny teeth, but bunny teeth =/= fucking disgusting yaeba.

28 comments:

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    1. I don't know how I can top this lol.

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    2. Best post in the history of the internet.

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    3. It is very sad that from this day on, all the posts are gonna be worse...

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  2. Yeah totally get you, I also find it weird the other side of the coin, when they have perfect teeth http://45.media.tumblr.com/7f6bdef566c6b8d86c404c40aedfdd3d/tumblr_nvty3vkBU21rgcxpfo3_540.gif
    Don't know man just looks weird

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    1. After seeing Kim Tae Hee's teeth, I'll still take perfect looking teeth over yaeba/fucked up teeth any day of the week.

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    2. Taeyeon has beautiful veneers.
      I'd lick 'em all day long.

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  3. It could be worse... http://i.imgur.com/jwFODDV.jpg

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    1. Oh My God, I wanted to scream at first but then I started laughing.

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  4. fuck yaeba, nips are weird as fuck for liking it

    and twicebunny would still look better even if she fixed it

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    1. how exactly do you fix bunny teeth? Shaving them?

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    2. Orthodontics. Make the teeth on both sides of the bunny teeth bigger so it won't stand out that much. =)

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    3. I guess that works too, I always thought a shave was the only way

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    4. Shaving off your teeth is a terrible idea because you'd be killing the enamel.

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    5. You can shave the teeth down too... Then you just put veneers or crowns over them. It's pretty common for celebrities.

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  5. I can sometimes tolerate yaeba, like Tomomi's. But no doubt that bunny teeth > yaeba.

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  6. But still, yaeba > gapped teeth. Like spongbob's

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  7. As an avid connaiseur of JAV, I agree that liking yaeba is fucking retarded.

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    1. I wonder if it will make blowjobs significantly harder for the girls cuz teethy blowjobs fucking sucks

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  8. Well you learns something new every day the Japanese pay to have their teeth fucked up this bad.
    It really is a mystery to me. What the fuck is going on .
    I don't think I could bang this hot chick without a bag as the sight of this snaggle tooth monstrosity
    of a mouth would give me instant softy .

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  9. Going to be missing your posts but success in your new position. Actually if I had to do a post about Tomomi it would have been much harsher, I think she's such a disgrace to the word 'Idol' and you know how much I like too many Idols. Or to be more precise being a disgrace to the human race would be more accurate and those are the nicer thoughts I have of her. Also quite pleased to see someone else who isn't a fan, never understood what others see in her but think her popularity comes from female J-Pop fans and not the males which doesn't happen often.

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    1. I'm male and I think she's hot.

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    2. Why is she a disgrace to humanity? Is her music that bad?

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  10. Honestly hers isn't that bad, if anything it adds more character (yes this is legit me not saying she's ugly)

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  11. Her teeth haven't looked like that for like 2 years, you can like her again.

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  12. She got it fixed a few years ago. Apparently she wasn't allowed to while she was in AKB

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