Friday, September 30, 2016

AKF's Top 10 Idols Who Could Use Me As Their Vibrator

Recycling this picture again because it's still funny almost three years later.
I've had a few people on Twitter ask me what my bias list since I always like a bunch of new idols. I guess my top 10 of the new generation wasn't enough, and the old list is almost three years old with a lot of the idols on that list out of the game or just about to leave the game.

Here is the January 2014 list. I can tell you that Victoria isn't on the list because she's basically a Chinese actress at this point and is only fulfilling out her legal contract with SM until it expires. Jessica and Nicole are basically out of the game at this point (Jessica doesn't do much with music and what has Nicole done?), and Jooyeon is completely out of the game. So this list will look a lot different. Soyeon is not on the list because I realized I really only liked the 2009-2012 version of Soyeon.

The list is fancams and no text from here on out. I don't want the text to ruin your fap rhythms!



10. Secret's Hyosung






9. miss A's Fei





8. WJSN's Cheng Xiao





7. Twice's Momo





6. Hello Venus' Nara





5. AOA's Mina





4. BESTie's Haeryung





3. Red Velvet's Irene





2. Twice's Nayeon





1. Dia's Yebin



27 comments:

  1. I'm surprise with Yebin. you are really like Yebin right which is same for me. LOL.

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    1. Yeah, Yebin fits my ideal type really well.

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    2. so i can expect more Yebin appreciation post in the future^^

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  2. Hyosung hasn't been attractive in years.

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    1. That's why she has fallen from #2 to #10 over the years.

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  3. Don't know Yebin or Dia, but nice choices overall.

    As for Haeryung, even in her skelly days or just here recent more "fleshed out" appearance?

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    1. Dia is MBK's (fka CCM) new group.

      I've been a big Haeryung fan since BESTie debuted.

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  4. I love AoA's Mina, and I'm glad everyone ignores her for Seolhyun and Choa because it means I don't have to read awful netizen shit about her.
    I don't get the fawning over Irene though. Fat, white supremacist Wendy is where it's at.

    "What has Nicole done"
    She's been releasing music in Japan, and she recently performed on Hit the Stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpJCz9GkD6k

    Sorry for the links, but Japan hates youtube (who doesn't):
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrxpmR7360o
    http://www.jpopsuki.tv/video/Nicole---Something-Special/5b091ca03e9e325b33c43ef699d90537
    http://www.jpopsuki.tv/video/Nicole---HAPPY/64ef7c7bf679e0232421080f2896b30b
    http://www.jpopsuki.tv/video/Nicole---DON%2526%2523039%253BT-STOP/ee5217d050d7b4d207ab63f7a7006c91

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    1. Ew, Jpop. Not interested haha.

      Yeah, glad Mina doesn't get the attention and hate Seolhyun and Choa do. But Mina is getting acting roles here and there, so I expect some hate "cuz idol actor" to happen sometime.

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  5. Wow, I thought your number one would be Nayeon.

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    1. It was when I first started the draft of this post a few weeks ago lol.

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  6. I really didn't expect Yebin, but I'm glad my girl is being recognized as your #1 on this, the most prestigious of lists

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    1. Thanks!

      Saw Mr. Potter and had to make Yebin #1 haha.

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  7. nobody ever picks sunny.

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    1. She's not pretty. I mean, she's cute and charming as hell but look-wise, she's a little lacking.

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    2. Sunny is cute, funny, and has big boobies, but that's about far as her attraction levels get.

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  8. Was expecting Hani. Was disappointed.

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    1. It's a 2016 list, not a 2015 list.

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  9. Where is Twice's Mina?

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  10. >Nayeon is #2
    What the fuck is this shit?

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  11. Do you have some Yebin specimens (aka. fapcams) we can observe so we could determine if she is #1 material?

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    1. Your best bet is to search "다이아 예빈 직캠" on YouTube. The first fancam I posted of Yebin is my favorite.

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  12. Lol truer words has never been spoken about Soyeon.

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  13. Yebin is becoming my favorite member of DIA as of late. She was awesome in the Mr. Potter mv.

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    1. Yebin = Hyomin + Soyeon

      which is good gene.

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    2. I reaaallllyyy agree with you.

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