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Almost three years later and people still think that I hate Kpop and Korean entertainment. After posting the 2013 Bias-List Wreckers and after seeing Kpopalypse oppar's bias list, I thought it would be good to post my list, though it will be differently formatted. This is part one for the actresses, and part two will be for idols. The post was going to be too long and laggy, so I had to split it. This is picture and video heavy, so be forewarned.
Ninety percent of the reason why I like Nara is that she looks like the lovechild of Lee Na Young and Han Ye Seul. Yeah, that's enough for her to make this list. Seeing as Hello Venus hasn't promoted that much, I don't really know Nara that much. I think I've only watched one of HV's variety shows.
Haeryung is such a cutie. That's all I really need to say.
The gummy smile and titty queen, Hyosung easily makes the list. She used to be #2 at one point in my fanboy life, but as Secret started releasing songs I didn't like, I started losing interest.
I just want to pee in Jooyeon's butt.
She's been my favorite since I saw her performing Mister and I loved her in variety shows. RIP Nicole's career.
Fei is just simply perfect. Perfect looks, perfect body, great cook, great dancer, great cure for erectile dysfunction.
No one got more individual attention on AKF last year than Hani and for good reason. Her fancams are a delight to watch and from what I've seen of her on Shimshimtapa, she's very entertaining.
God bless Sexica. After ignoring Jessica for years, she quickly became my favorite. Sure, Miss Korea made me aware of how hot she was, but I started watching some variety shows after that and she solidified herself as a favorite of mine.
I've been a Victoria stan since before f(x) even debuted. I remember seeing the teaser pics for f(x) before they debuted with Lachata and Victoria caught my attention right away. Due to her strong resemblance to Lee Na Young and to a lesser extent Han Ye Seul, it's no wonder Victoria has managed to stay up so high on my list all of these years.
Of course Soyeon would be #1. The baddest bitch in Kpop who lead the bullying* of Hwayoung was also awesome on variety back when T-ara was still able to go on variety shows. She also had a very brief acting career, which of course was ruined by Hwayoung so that she could eventually go into acting later. What a selfish biatch.
And there you go, there's my top 10 idols.
...Soyeon barely moves her body when she dances.
ReplyDeleteWhy isnt cyclops or any of 9muses on this list?
And way to post bom first to make all others look hot as fuck
I'm pretty sure AKF doesn't know the members' (9 Muses) names, regardless of whether he wants to bang them or not.
DeleteI can name all 7 (9 lol) members of Nine Muses.
DeleteThat's a pleasant surprise. So, do you have a bias in 9 Muses?
DeleteEuaerin and Lee Sem...so now just Euaerin.
DeleteI think I figured out the difference between you and I.
DeleteYou like gorgeous Korean women that look Korean whereas I like gorgeous Korean women that have the subtle plastic look and try their hardest to be white women xD
Soyeon scares the hell out of me. I think she might be a succubus. She'll seduce you with her amazing voice, and then she'll make your heart explode while she gives you the best sex you've ever had.
ReplyDeleteAnd I suspect that she might be training Jiyeon in the hopes of her one day becoming her successor.
This is the most accurate statement ever brought into existence.
DeleteSoyeon used to be so fucking ugly but thank God she chooped of that porcelin doll nose. She may still not be hot but at leadt she doesn't give me nightmares.
ReplyDeleteMy female bias list is a little hazy. I mainly go for girls who are funny as well as looking youthful. I like Jiyeon, Taeyeon, Hara and Sooyoung, in no particular order. I just give up after that. There are WAY to many hot girls in K-Pop for me to make a proper list about them.
yeah that condor girl from kiss n cry group picked her nose
DeleteI couldn't disagree more. Soyeon clearly looked less plastic before the absolutely needless surgery.
DeleteActually, it makes me think even less of you.
lmao, I agree with No 100%. Soyeon's heyday was before the nose surgery in the spring of 2013. Cry Cry + Lovey Dovey were great times for Soyeon fans.
DeleteLol I already now that I'm the only person who thinks thar her pinnochio nose is an improvement from the bride of Chucky.
DeleteLook on the bright side, when Soyeon breaks up with her boyfriend and she's back on the market I won't be there to get in your way
I agree with cha bruh.
DeleteRIP in peace Seohyun's place in your bias list
ReplyDeleterest in peace in peace??
DeleteThat's' the joke....
DeleteLies
DeleteSOYEON IS THE BEST! and her bf's hawt too - so that's a plus
ReplyDeleteHani looks a little like a certain cyclops overlord. That GIF of Haeryung is like she's saying: "You want to bang me? You don't stand a chance". *smiles*.
ReplyDelete"u can't bang me i'm too hot for u" was the original title for bestie's "love options"
DeleteWow. The next one better be: 'You can't bang me unless you penis is 20 inches'.
DeleteJohn Holmes was reported to have an 18 inch wang...so no one would be able to bang her unless they were a horse...and we don't need another case like Mr. Hands.
DeleteAt least she let's you believe that you stood a chance........ until you pulled down your pants.
DeleteSo I did some research on Mr Hands and just wow. So this guy, died after getting a stallion's penis in his ass. Oh, Mr Hands also apparently is an album too.
DeleteDid you watch the video of Mr. Hands? You can watch him die if you want.
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DeleteNo way. What kind of sick person am I?! *Looks up video anyway*.
DeleteWhere's Hyunyoung ? I always thought you wanted to give her the dick.
ReplyDeleteSwap her out for some of those nugus. lol
Hyunyoung would probably be #11 on the list haha.
DeleteI agree with a lot on your bias list. The fact that Jooyeon is on it, makes it a legit list.
ReplyDeleteLove Soyeon too, btw, and she's the Queen of the Queens imo. Something about her is disturbing yet equally alluring at the same time.
It's her doll-like face.
DeleteHani looks like she'd be fantastic at giving head.
ReplyDeleteI'd put Soyeon at #5, I like cyclops, Even before you guys started fapping to her during No.9
ReplyDeleteI'm calling Chris Hanson on any of you pervs who leered at Cyclops before the "Lovey Dovey" debut.
Deletewow, Soyeon at #1 was a big surprise! Since you rarely mention her in your other discussions
ReplyDeleteBack in 2011 and 2012 there were a lot of Soyeon-centric posts.
DeleteNowadays I like Jaekyung and Nine Muses' Hyemi. Also Minah.
ReplyDeleteAre you that guy who posted sh*t about other girls just to make Soyeon look good? I do not remember the name of the blog but i saw it once. Day by day Soyeon is getting more plastic i think she wants to compete with Park Bom. I used to like her but she is too fake that i cannot handle.
ReplyDeletei wanna fuck your mom's asshole and cum in it. And then i wanna fuck yours too.
ReplyDeleteYou are such a piece of bullshit. All your biases are girl. You are such a disgusting pig. Ugh. I wonder how you even survive with that low IQ of 10? You're such a dumbass. All your biases are bullshit. Including you. Noone even knows your biases. You are a nobody AND a senseless piece of shit. So SHADDAP.
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