Monday, January 27, 2014

Would You Be Able To Become A Male Idol If You Had To Do A "Gay" Concept



This is something we were discussing in the livestream on Friday night. If you spent years of your life preparing for a debut, but had to debut with a song like DBSK's Balloons, would you be able to do it?



As for me, there's no fucking way in hell. Sure, you can say that you would only have to put up with promoting the song for six weeks and you could gain a lot of fans, but it still isn't worth it to me. There's no way I would be able to look at any of my friends, family members, etc. in the eyes after performing a song like this. I would simply be too ashamed to carry on with life if I had to dress up like that and sing a song like Balloons.

"But the DBSK members are rich!"

Yes, so? Pride is more important to me than being a puppet for SM, dangling me in the gayest concept ever just to make Lee Soo Man even richer than he already is.

"But if you're a popular idol, think of all the female idols that you could bang!"

All the female idols would probably think I'm the gayest gay that ever gay'd after doing that concept. Sure, Bom may be willing as she most likely uses semen as a remedy to keep her face together, but I could just go to the local grocery store, buy some lube, and then squirt it in the plastic bag because it would be the same thing without the shame of banging a member from 2NE1.

Honestly, I'd probably kill myself.

What about you guys?

22 comments:

  1. it ain't teentop so maybe i can live the shame. i can still bang them the few hot dbsk sasaeng fans

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  2. I'd do DBSK.


    Oh, wait, that wasn't the question, was it?

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    1. umm... so I wasn't the only one who interpreted it that way? >.>

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  3. I'm pretty fucking shameless so I'd do it if I knew I'd be rich and could bang hot idols.

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  4. Jae joong def got stuck with the worst costume.

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  5. Which member of this group will come out of the closet first? My money is on the blonde guy.

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  6. I'm pretty immune to embarrassment (especially if it's shit like this), so sure; if it does start to get to me, I'll just remind myself that it's for kids and that in two months, we'll probably be promoting something hypersexualized :3

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  7. I'd do the concept, Collect the money and triple it, Kidnap a hot female idol, Move to a secret location and breed a civilization.

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  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmlYkbcVeA werk it girl

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  9. It looks like an episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse. I don't think it's gay it's just retarded unless it was made for an episode of Sesame Street. What is hard to stomach is pretending to be gay off screen or stage just to satisfy the crazies. http://theeverlastingeast.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/kisss.jpg

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  10. I'd do a "gay" concept if they paid me enough, sure. Everyone has their price. If I was already in a boy group people would probably think I was gay anyway so I might as well throw caution to the wind.

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  11. I don't think even the "What What in the Butt" guy would agree to do something as gay as TVXQ's "Balloons".

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  12. Chuck oppar what are you doing in the video? lol

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  13. i could be that guy whom eye shown he's dead inside..

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  14. i see you're having the same dilemma as jyj, only their solution was to make more money while being less gay

    well other than jae who hangs out with the gays now

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    1. and Junsu goes around kissing dudes on stage and enjoying that shit. nah, I think they even got a little bit gayer

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  15. start from forcing yourself on posting guys in this blog lol

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  16. i would rather have a sex scandal to prove myself as straight...

    wait...if that happened, you of all people will bash me instead...

    you know what, kill myself is the first option...

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  17. I'm pretty sure one of the EXO kids let it slip that SM pays idols extra to act homo for fangirls.

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