Tuesday, January 7, 2014

My life as a soshi manager pt. 2 - soshi managerer

Another day in the life...



The next day I was woken by my cellphone and when I answered it, it was Mr. Kim Jonghin saying I had to get to the office ASAP for an urgent meeting. I could only imagine what I had done wrong but it turns out he just needed me to get an important file from SM Academy. I wondered why if it was so important he didn't just get it himself, but thought better of questioning him. I told him I would head over there first thing.


As I was heading out the door to look for the files Miss Han Jiwon, the secretary told me to also make sure to pick up Sunny who could be in her or dorm at the academy and also the directions for my job of the day, making sure Sunny got to the Stadium safely. I asked if it was OK for me to get a coffee first and she said sure, but to hurry up. It seemed this would be a long day...


I scoured the Academy everywhere before checking the sound production room. Sure enough the file was sitting there on the floor. Who knows why it was left there, I wasn't being paid to consider things like that. I took the file but before I left I went into the work out room to use the restroom before running into...


How could I forget? I spent all night throwing up sour kimchi. Oh well it still a really fun night and I got to hang out with Yoona and Sooyoung when they were just having fun. I wasn't sure if Kyuhyun was saying they like spicy food... Or they are like spicy food, I would agree with him either way.


I sped back to the office to deliver this file that was so important. Mr. Kim Jonghun seemed less than than enthusiastic to get it back, but I appreciated the free drink. I took a moment in the cafeteria before heading to the dorms to get Sunny.


When I arrived at the dorm I noticed a package sitting at the door. It must be from international fans, I figured this sort of thing isn't that uncommon. I took the package to give to the girls later. Who knows what sort of unhealthy snacks could be in it... Strangely my password for the door wouldn't work. I suddenly remembered something about suspicious persons hanging around the dorm and that a new password had been put in place, just in case. Seeing as I wouldn't be able to get into the dorm quite yet I decided to check back at the academy for Sunny.


Finally I managed to track her down in the changing room and we were on our way. I remembered the directions Miss Han Jiwon gave me and we arrived at the destination. It seemed my tasks for the day were complete, as usual I returned to my apartment and had a long drink.

14 comments:

  1. WHY AM I SO ENTRANCED BY THIS STORY

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  2. Perks being an SM manager: you can go into the changing room.

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  3. First it was the bottle, now it's a file dropped on the floor... man this is getting better, i wish the post could be longer, i'm really liking it.

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  4. lol Kyuhyun popping up out of nowhere XD

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  5. I honestly have no idea where are you going with this.
    However, that is what makes more intrigue.

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  6. Aow, but I was hoping that in part 2 "The manager strikes back."

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  7. This thing reminds me of Phoenix Wright

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  8. I keep expecting something kinky to happen. Am I the only one?

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  9. as someone who has played one too many eroges, i totally know where you're going with this.....

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  10. i am looking forward to some action scenes in the future (a.k.a. slapping some ill-mannered sasaengs)

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  11. I am still waiting when things will start to turn in a horrible way...Keywords: SM Dungeon, Inappropriate behaviour of a drunken Manager, Orgy, your pick.

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  12. I don't know why I the resident cynical cunt UCiFF am so amused by this, but then again, I also found the first one amusing. Ofc, seeing how it's based off a Japanese dating sim, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

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