Sunday, January 19, 2014

Thus Spake Yennythustra

Everyone and their mothers know that JYP is probably floundering at the moment, both financially and prestige-wise. None of their artists have done anything of note recently, and especially considering Kpoppalypse's helpful guide to idol finances, they haven't media-played about any new CF deals or outstanding sponsors either. Netizens are quick to dumpster on the state of JYP, believing they no longer deserve a place at the table of the Big Three (formerly SM, YG, and JYP).

All in all, pretty grim, amirite. NOW, WE CAN ONLY TRUST IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BASED YENNY TO DELIVER JYP

I just wanted an excuse to make this shitty edit. l0l


How can she do this, you ask? With jjangbak business decisions, that's how.
Wonder Girls' Yenny thinks Yubin and miss A's Fei would make an awesome subunit! 
During the LINE chat that JYP Entertainment label had on the 18th, the artists talked about certain project units that they'd like to see actually happening. During the talk, she said, "I think if Yubin and Fei have a unit, they'd look good together. We talked about this before. If Yubin and Fei do a unit, the two members have dark skin, so we think they'll look very sexy." 
Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. Let's just ignore the racial subtext about dark skin bubbling under the surface there to focus on the real important thing.

YUBIN + FEI? IN A SUBUNIT?

YES PLEASE.

I (almost) wouldn't even care how bad their song is, so long as they get a jjangbak concept + pictoral I could die happy. Sure there wouldn't be too much vocal acrobatics involved, but if they keep it simple or do a nice dance track, THIS COULD BE THE SHIT.

JYP, if you know what's good for you, listen to the Prophet Yenny.

16 comments:

  1. Yubin is my bias in wonder girls, so yes yes pls.

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  2. they should make history and be the first group to come out with a mute song concept....thats the only way ill get through the mv.

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  3. LOL the tag 'I would sacrifice a village of orphans to make this happen'.

    But why leave herself out. Fei - Yubin - Yenny

    For much as I hate the racial subtext, I want her to have any kind of comeback. Even a small cameo appearance on a MV or anything.

    Queen YENNY!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Yes please. Make it full album like GD&TOP.

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    1. I'm still sad there may very well never be a GD&TOP Vol. 2

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  5. I'm in favor for this subunit, but I also want to see Yenny do something as well.

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  6. i think it would be best if Prophet Yenny guides these girls by joining the team xD

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    1. Is YenYuFei a good subunit name?

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    2. I would be content if she just writes their song for them. Yenny's got some serious composition chops.

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    3. F-Y-U would be nice, I think... and since it is kpop, the meaning will be "4 Ur Ultimate" (that makes sense, right?) and it will be pronounced as /ep-yoo/

      i need Yenny for vocal "fagging" xC
      but yeah, so far i like all her published compositions (i learned to love "Hello To Myself)

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  7. Yenny should just become the CEO of JYPE.

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    1. I'm pretty sure Yenny is the CEO cuz JYP sucks

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  8. My favorite girls from each group so why not?

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