Friday, January 17, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 45

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:



Thank you for your submission!

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Woah, girl. Might want to loosen your grip a little.

I don't know. Out of all the sexy descriptions you could have used, using a childrens' drink just doesn't really sound like a turn on. But maybe I am just the weird one.

But, being an Asian man, his phallus probably could be as skinny as that straw.

Speaking of Caprisuns:


Ughh. He knows my struggle.


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14 comments:

  1. seriously, caprisun holes are so freaking badly positioned. i've broken straws trying to get them in. and lets not talk about all the times that little bit of pressure on the body squirted juice all over me once i punctured the hole.

    but they're still so good T_T.

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    1. As much as I wanted to not sexualized what you wrote, I couldn't help but giggle

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  2. i kinda feel bad for d.o he genuinely seems to have social anxiety and all the poor guy wanted to do was sing for a living now he gets this shit

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  3. Capri sun tastes like piss anyway.

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  4. Oh, please don't be so dramatic, fanfics are the same

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  5. You're supposed to squeeze the bottom a bit and then poke the straw through...

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  6. Wtf is a caprisun? Are they like fruit juice or something similar?

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  7. Capri Sun used to give me the nastiest sore throats.

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  8. I've read (and sometimes written too) faaaar worse on this very site.

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  9. THAT PERSON'S USERNAME IS DELICATEDAD HAHAHA.

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