This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:
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Woah, girl. Might want to loosen your grip a little.
I don't know. Out of all the sexy descriptions you could have used, using a childrens' drink just doesn't really sound like a turn on. But maybe I am just the weird one.
But, being an Asian man, his phallus probably could be as skinny as that straw.
Speaking of Caprisuns:
Ughh. He knows my struggle.
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