Friday, January 3, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 43

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my Ask.fm:


Thank you for your submission!

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HE DOESN'T LOOKLIKE A MEMBER OF EXO? WHAT A SELFISH BASTARD. FUCK THAT. DUMP HIS ASS. HOW SELFISH OF HIM TO LOOK LIKE SEUNGRI.


Who wants to look like unpopular, untalented, and ugly-ass Seungri? Big Bang is not even a well known group. You poor girl. I can understand why you are crying every day. You don't deserve this pain. You even said that you would have done plastic surgery for him. You are so kind hearted! How dare he not reciprocate.

(*shiver* her English is just. Ughh. Please. Just stop. You are hurting me.) 

The original forum's thread can be found here: http://www.allkpop.com/forums_post/allkpop/K-POP/i-want-that-my-boyfriend-makes-a-plastic-surgery/page/1/of#axzz2oq23ZAFb


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29 comments:

  1. I bet this is the kind of person who would get mad if his lover would also want her to get PS.

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  2. The two people who upvoted that comment are either delusional EXOtics who agree with her or people who don't suffer from brain damage and laughed their asses off at this. This was a fantastic troll post. I applaud this person's effort

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    1. Bro I read the thread... I don't think she's trolling man :(

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    2. I would've upvoted too, Because that comment was hilarious.

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  3. This bitch needs to get over herself... Bet she's one of those cock-munching sasaengs that wanna sniff oppa's hair on the sly whilst jilling off to "Geyrae ULF, Nega ULF!!!"

    Bitches like that get on my fucking nerves man, that UCAAD she dumped is just gonna be swimming in bitches if he really does like that pimp, Seungri.

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  4. the first question is... does her boyfriend exist? xD

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  5. i want that my boyfriend makes a plastic surgery

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  6. Not sure if serious.........this is almost outrageous enough that it just be a clever troll.

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  7. I'd suggest her boyfriend to dye his hair some weird colour and put 3 litres of cream on his face, so he will look like a member of EXO, like ANYONE of them.
    She speaks better English than I do, though.

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    1. "She speaks better English than I do, though."

      And you speak better English than i do, god i feel like a illiterate, time to stop being lazy and start studying English again.

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  8. When you say "go for surgery" in Chinese, the character for "go for" (做) is the same as that for make.

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  9. one mystery still remain: how did she got boyfriend in the first place?

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    1. I was asking myself that same question.

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  10. That girl needs Seungrisus in her life .

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  11. Troll or not i believe this went through a lot of people's head because they know they'd do or want something like that.... Which is good for them.

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    1. It's just like those so called sasaeng fans and how they get bashed for their actions specially from fangirls but gurl trust me if your oppas lived in the same town as you, you'd be after them stalking them etc etc....

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    2. Lolwat. Well yeah, I could see a lot of kpop fangirls who bash saesangs doing the exact. Same. Thing. (Like when B.A.P. was in the US a bunch of fans were stalking them down.) But I dont think the majority would be dumping a guy because he didn't get plastic surgery to look like oppar. Maybe I'm one of the more sane people here, but even with my boyfriend, I'm not about to ask him to get his face done to look like T.O.P. or anything. He's cute as is, and I happen to be dating him for who he is, not because I want to fantasize about dating oppar.
      I get your point, and like I said, pretty sure a lot of fans are just like that. But dear god, if the majority are this bad I fear for the future of humanity.

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  12. I hope she doesn't want him to look like Trollogre Xiumin.

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  13. First of all, You do not get a person and try changing what you don't like about them.
    If this girl is actually serious, then she needs help. If she's just trolling, she still needs help.

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  14. It's been way too long since the last STFU !

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  15. Some people should just stop trying to speak English.
    Like, it's okay. just give up.

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  16. Gimmie.
    If he's like Seungri.
    He's better than Exo.

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  18. omg lol why is everyone getting worked up about this. isnt it obvious that the poster is a troll????? like is it really not that obvious??

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  19. I wanna date this chick, make her fall in love with me, and then right before the wedding, force her to get PS to look like an EXO member.

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