This week in Embarrassing Exo Fan News, a
sasaeng average Exo fan is selling underwear she claims she stole from Exo's dorm. (I mean, we all know it's a "she" right?) According to this fan -- let's call her "Cray Suzy" -- the undergarment in question belongs to member D.O.
Seen here at a fansigning, probably fearing for his life
Why would she think anyone was going to criticize or attack her? All she claims to have done is broken into Exo's dorm, stolen a pair of underwear, searched it for pubes, and put it up for sale online (at a steal of $10, no less). Is that all it takes to become the subject of ridicule these days? Pssshhh. Maybe, she's worried that someone will attack her for also soliciting pre-orders for next week's shipment.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Or perhaps, she's just worried that no one will be delusional enough to believe her story. Then again, she is reaching out to Exo fans, so ...
I don't even like this song, but it felt appropriate here.