Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Jonghyun Possibly Dating Lee Yoo Bi



Jonghyun is once again on the prowl for some vagina after breaking up with Shin Se Kyung years ago.



In Jonghyun's latest attempt to prove AKF commenter No wrong, Jonghyun is reportedly in a relationship with Lee Yoo Bi.

In a statement released by SM Entertainment (that somehow AKF only received, how odd), they commented on the rumors.

It is indeed true that Jonghyun is dating Lee Yoo Bi. After breaking up with Shin Se Kyung, Jonghyun went back to his life of banging the other SHINee members as required in his contract. As Butters from South Park has so eloquently put it, gay wieners aren't threatening to the female fanbase. When fangirls are in delulu-land shipping the members in gay OTPs, everything goes great. However, we know Shawols tends to lose their shit whenever Jonghyun refuses to act gay any longer.

Jonghyun recently had a press release, confirming the rumors.

If I am to lick anyone's asshole, I would prefer that asshole to belong to a girl instead of belonging to another guy while I fondle his ballsack. Sure, we all know Taemin can look like a woman, but he still has the anatomy of the male, so ramming my dick up his ass isn't as pleasing. Besides, he's too selfish to clean my dick off after I'm done. What an asshole. Anyway, I am fulfilling my rights to choose the pink over the stink! 
We here at AKF wish these two the best...and for Lee Yoo Bi to not get murdered. It's bad enough that she's now an MC on Inkigayo with two EXO members, but now dating Jonghyun is going to have two rabid fanbases ready to kill her at any moment.

17 comments:

  1. My boy Jonghyun sure knows how to pick em.

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  2. EXO fangirls: She's closer to EXO than we'll ever get! ATTACK!
    SHINee fangirls: Oppa is licking her pussy instead of Taemin's or ours! ATTACK!

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    1. The first one is true, Not sure the second one.

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    3. Me (fan of both SHINee and EXO): http://cronkitehhh.personal.asu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-not-bad.jpeg

      Sometimes I hate my fandom for being so stupid.

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  3. I don't get Jonghyun's appeal. Even versus other SHINee members. It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

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    1. I guess some fangirls love fapping to his dinosaur screeches when he sings.

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    2. Not only sounds like one but looks like one.

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    3. 2009-ish jonghyun was the most fuckable korean man alive

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  4. Oh shit, OH SHIT *flails hands in front of face*
    I guess it's time to stop commenting now, I can never top this.

    P.S. You've probably already guessed it, but I'm gay and Kpopalyse is my lover, that's why we like to quarrel.

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    1. I guess I get to claim Hyunyoung now. :P

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    2. Where do I post my fanfiction for this ship

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  5. This is the best response to this rumor I've seen. I actually laughed.

    I can't even get on the SHINee tag on Tumblr without being flooded with 13456876543 opinion posts that nobody gives a crap about. It's the second time this week, goddamnit Shawols. Shut up!

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  6. This issue must be going nuclear because I've even got a few tweets lately from Shawols who only just now found my JongTomi article.

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  7. goddammit jonghyun don't touch my little mermaid..

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