Friday, May 9, 2014

Fanfic Fridays: U&I



The following is what was found on the drive unaltered.

Why is it so hard to find lesbian fiction with Ailee?
Why is it that my only choice includes CL?
Why am I being punished?

I thought about scrapping this week's fanfic entirely, picking something good and just pretending that it was my plan all along, but what am I if not a person with vague morals and standards. I will read this trash and I will review it. I will do it for the greater good.


Fabulous.

Normally I would only read the first chapter of a fanfic and base my review off of that. After all, unlike professional fiction which is all printed at once, fanfiction is written on an ongoing basis. This means that the author needs to capture the audience with it's first chapter if they wish to obtain a steady following.

However, U&I's chapters are only about a paragraph long. Not very substantial to say the least. In fact, I predict that this review is going to be longer than the chapters are. It should be fine to break a rule every now and then if the situation demands it.

Chapter 1

The story seems to be written from the perspective of CL, putting me in her shoes. At least, that's what I figure despite the complete lack of quotation marks on any of the dialogue.

CL's ex-girlfriend is Nana.
Nana is also a gold-digging abuser...


Sure, why not.
CL checks into rehab cause drugs. Nothing really interesting happens here.

Chapter 2

CL must be having 'Nam flashbacks or some shit so because she drops a vase of flowers that Ailee gave her then jumped out a window.


For some reason this chapter is no longer in CL's perspective. What is consistency...

Chapter 3

Third instalment and I am slowing losing my mind. I NEED quotation marks... so desperately. My head burns.

I don't even know what's happening anymore. They're in a night club? Some other idols are there?
But CL's supposed to be hospitalized... what... WHAT?

Chapter 4

We're back to CL's point of view again and I can't because why.
Did she gets the rapes.? I cant tell... make it stop make it stop make it stop

Chapter 5

People are paeople.
T̷h̛ig͜n̸d h̥͇̤͓̕a͎̲̙͚͢p̷̘̙͈̰̣̫̻p̱̲͙̳e͢n̛͕͉͔ed.̷͙̻̦ͅ.̘

Chapter 6

T͏͙̥̰͙̯̤͎ḫ͡is͇̪̳͕͙͕ ̘̯ḭ̵̩s̻͜ ̺͜f̲̺o͉̯͙̰̜̞͉r̳͘ ͕̹̦͕̹a͇̻̼͈̱̠l̸͍͔ļ̯͍ ͙̦͔͜m̫̜y͟ ̭͜ͅb̧̘͈͙a̸͉̞̫͖̦̻d̶̯̤̱̬͕ ͖̜̬̝g͙̰̰i͙̞̕r̴̲̖̜l͔̕s̴̪͕͙̯̜ ̫̞̦͇̘a̪͓r̻̼͞o̸̼̱u̬͈n̷̮͚̤ḍ͔̟͓̲ ̯̺̭͕̜t͎̲͇̗͓ḥ͖̯̳̠̤e̸̥̦ ̜͎̻͡w͎̖̣͈͈͟o̱͇̻̻͚̜͞r̨̭͖̥̜l̞̣d͏̩

N̸̠̗o̴̲̤͔͇̜̜t҉̤͙̻̹̹͉̝͉́̕ ͏̬̦̞̣̜͚̹͞b̴͏̲a̺͍͓̜͓̹̲͢͞d̸̡̜ ̶̧͓m̢͙͞e̶̸̳̤̜a̪̞̥̝̜͇͡n̳̹̘ì̭͔̦̰͍̝n̢̫̠̙̻̩̤͕̟̳ģ҉̻͓̺̻̘ ̼̺̣̦̹̯b̹̯̙̜̩̮̘a҉̸̧̞̼̭̺̗͎̝̘͔d̷͏̸͎̥̯̗̱̮̳̦ ̟͔̝̖̘̜̞̙̺ḅ̪̤̖͚̘͈͖̣́͘͝u͠͏͕͖̳̬̜̪ţ̰ ̴͏̣̭͎͖b͇͎̼͎̺̭̳͘á̛̳͕͘d̻͍͙̝̗ ̙̜̮̯͎͜m̷̪̳͢e͔̖̗̬a̴҉͚̟̖̮͉͎͝n̫̰͔͠͠͞i̷̛̥̱͜n̩̠̪g͙̼̲̟͓͕̱ ̛̖͓̹̠g͏̢̞͖͖͚̬͈̳͙ͅo̴͈̣͇̬͠ọ̗͕́d̢͉̩͟ ̢̹̬̰͖̙͖u͈̖̬͇͠ ̡̜̘͟͠k̸͉̻ṋ̸̺̥͕͖͎o̘̙͙͓̦ẁ̦͙̲̝̜̻̥̹̕͟

̢̻͙͇̺͚͔̗̗̞̟̤̜̼͉̻́͝͝͡ͅL̶̸̸͚͍͓̰̫̱̳̩̪͔̤̙͞ͅȩ̮͚̲̣̹̤̙̝̗̩̪̬̤͡ͅͅt̛̲̰͈̹͉͍̜̰’̵̲̠̘̫̲͙̹͈̙̞̬͇͉͉̬͓̹̪͠ͅs͍̣͇͓͙͙̮̩̰͉̭͝ͅ ̘̼͈̲̲͕͍̱̻͟͞ļ̶̹̥̼͔̤͎̬̳̭̤ͅi҉̯̫̳̪̣͖̬̜̥̰̜͖̮̗̪͈͈̫̹̀͜͡g̷̪͖͉͙̞͇̟̻̹̗̙̠͖͖̀h̢̫̳͈͉̭͈̠͓̼͔̭̟ͅͅt̡͇̳̹̰͔͎̼̩̬̖̯̻́͘͘ ̛͔̞̭̯͔̲̀̕͜i͡҉̝̝̘͈̹̳͎͙̞t̷̴̟̞͉̲̮̮̗͓̘ͅ ̨͕͈͇̣̗͕̯͜ų̶̝̱͎̫̠͚̖̖̞͔͖̲p̛̫̺̰̩̪͓͎̗͈͇̝̬͙ ̧̻͎̦̲̲͕̳̲͞a̴̵̛̺̖̪̭̹͘n̵̡͕͈̭̗͓̗̭̯̺͜d͞͏̲̻͓̻̗̣̲͖͖͉̣̯̮̺̀ ̵̵͔̣͎̣̦̙̻̙̜̱̗͇̮̙̝́ͅͅl̛̝̜̗͘͟͞e̥͇͇̟̟̘̤̞̳͙̭̯̜̩̘̹̺̕ͅt̡̥͉̮͚͟ ̸̨̳̠̺͇̩̭͓̼̜͚͜͝ͅͅį̴̷͇̜͚̠̖̺͜t̢̨͡͠҉̼̻̲͇̼̘͉̘̗͇̭̦ͅ ̨̹͍̬̠̮̩̙̳̟̺͖̻̜̪̫̠͍̀́͘͟b̶̧͈̟̪͞ͅͅu͈̻̘͉̮̭̲̲͖͈͡r̵̡̛̖̹̜̰̥ņ̢͔̞̝̦̫̭͎͍̭͚̤̼̙̀͝͠ͅͅ ̵̱͓̮̼̩̞͈̰ͅĺ̸̨̛̫͍̯̫͙̮̱̮̱̣̪͍̝̜͙͙͡i̶̡͍̹͍͡͠k̛҉̛̟͙̞̝͕͎̦̯̜̘̲̻́͡ͅe̠͙̳͚̞͉̥̹͘͝ ̸̵̗͈̥̙̺̠͙͖̥͕̮̦̕͞w̴̸̧̧͙̗̩̬̞͇̠̯͙̳̝̘̻̣̭̺͝ͅè̴͈̳̖̯̟͖̱͚̣̹͍̻̹͈̪͘͡ ̀͘͢͟͏͙̬͖̣̰͍d̴̶̨̺̲̬̼̖̫͔̺̟͈̫̱̬̼̯o̶̸̱͉̝̳̹̙̤̕͠͞ņ̵̞͚͉̼̗͞’̡̛̦̣͎̪̙͔̣̥͓͈̪̹̥̯̪̭͡t̡͝҉̷̲̱͉̪̼͉̤̱̜̠̣̗̲̰̰̗͙ ̡͟͢͠͏̘̮̣̩̻͔͈̭̬͎͎̠̺͓̳ͅc̡̟̩͇͇̤̱̼̫͘a̘̳̭̘̜̺̖͖̰̞̜̗̗̹̪̫̩̙̬͜͟͡r̕͞҉̛̭͕̹̤͓̮̪͕̝̬͓̘͡é̢̢̠̺͈̮͎̣͉̤̫̮̹͖̻͙͘͢

̵̧̭͖̙͎̭̜̳̘̳̱̈́̄ͬͤ̈͗ͭ͂ͨ͛̿ͧ̆̀̈̄̈́̋̚͘L̰͔̠͚̫̪̥ͦ̑ͣ̈ͫͬ͌̽ͮͨ͛ͥ̏̂̊͡͡e̵̛̘̭̫̣͉͓̙̝̬̍̈ͩ̄̎͛̓̿̐͛̀̑ͥ͘t̴ͫ̎͛̅͐͆̒̉̿ͮͦ͐̓͗͛̊̐̅͞҉̘͈̤̳͉̹̩̹̤̥̖̦͎̟̖ ̷̶̵ͬ͒͂̀͛͂ͮ̊̑̆̃̓̍̂̄̏͂̐҉̼̞̩̻̰͍̞͖̳̳̯̠̼͓̘̤͢ͅe͋ͦͦ̽̆̿͒̃̚̚҉̸̵̧҉̣̰̱͔̲̝͕͔͈̯͔ͅm̷̧̲͉͙̭̗͍̯͚͙̯̘̄͑ͪ̄͌͂̈́͐͂͒̓ͧͩͦ̚͠ ̸̣͙̫͔͎̤͕̬͚̺̪̝̳̦̳͕͙͐͗̂͒͋ͨͬ̽ͨ̀͢͡k̤͙̝̜͎̯͙̼̱̗̞͇̤͓̙͔ͮ̀̈ͥͤ͐ͩͥͬ͗̑͒ͦͯ͘̕͢n̷̡̺̬̲͔̳̙̼͖̦͇̪͈̈́͂̎̿̒ͧͫ͑͂̄ͨ̆ͫ̍ͤ́̀̚̚͘ͅͅo̮̲̫͈̰͎̞̗̬̜͇ͯ̀͋̎ͩ́͌ͥͩ̽̕ͅw̐̇ͤ͛ͭ͊̐ͤ̋ͧͮ̓͜҉̟͕̠͓̰̩͖̩̱̼̜͉̯͎̺̩̼ͅ ̳̮̠̼̜̼̹̲̱̖͍ͬͤ̈́ͫͫ̉͡͡͝͞ͅh̸̐̿ͪͮ̓̍͆̂͂ͥͪ͊̐̑́҉̠̬͈̳̥o͂͒͆ͨ̈́̃ͮ̎͆͏̡̨͚̫̩̙̹ͅw̴̢̮̖̻̻̫͎̪̙̥̞̩̭͚̫͈̖̪͔͑ͤͯ̎̃̌̎̎̄͐͟ͅ ̸̶̛̯̻̯̲̣̽̆̑̀̌̏͜i̧̗̗̼̜̞̺̘͚̅̏̍̍͡t̸̢̛͇̘͕̤͓̟̺͚̻̣ͧ̐̊͒̎̆̿̐͛̄͂͑ͭ͢ͅ ̴̶̡̡̯͔͕̟͒̆ͫ͗̾̃̉ͨ̕f͉͖̹͓̤̮̫̠̺͔̍͌͗ͩ͋̽͗̓͐̃͊̔́̕͢ͅȩ̗͔̠̤͉̥̟̩̰̤̓ͥ̒̏ͩ̏̌͂͑ͩͩͪ̍͐ͤ͢͟e̵̱̰̫̺͓̔̋̂ͧ͗̄̅ͪ͗ͯͮͯͧ̆́ļ̵̲̠̠̘̺̣̥͉̩̮̊͌̅̈́́́͆̌̿̇̾̂̐͢͞ͅs̱͚̱͓̲̞̮͙̍ͤ̇ͭ̈́͆̃̐̿̉͗ͫͬͨ͆̀͝ ̪̞͓̖͎̣̰͉ͥ̐ͫ̿ͧ͐̆̑̐́̐͟d̾͒̇̓͞͏̗̩͔̼̯̯̫̼͕͞ą̴̶̘͚̝̱͇̲̬̌͋͗̈́́ṁ̴̡̻̼̝̼̦̠͔̤ͣͥ͐̓̆̀̐̅̊ͦͮ͌͂͂͛̀̕͜͟ṋ̸̻̼̝͙͇̲̯͔̯̝̺̲̹͎̆̇̒̓̓ͯ̓̅̒̔̓̕͢ ̭̗̯͎̙̣̏ͦ̇̽̍̔̑ͯ̃́͡͠g̮̙̖̩̞̿̏ͤͨ̅ͥ̿̾̎͒̅̔̀̉͢͠o̻̰̫̙ͣ̓ͣ͐̌ͫͭ͛̍͌̈ͥ͋ͮ͌̓ͤ̿̚͘ǫ̴̼̬̠̺̰͖̝̬̭̬̙̣͔̼̇̅̀̓̽̎ͦ̍̅̎́͑ͭ́̏ͦͮ̌͢dͬ̈́̽̃͋͋̈͊̈́̿͑̊̅̓̈́ͬ̚̚͏͇͇͚̳̠̥̠͔̞͟ͅ ̴̥̦̭̤͙̩̳̠͕̰̄́̒̐̇̒̌̿̊ͪ̎͗̈ͧ̇̆̚̚͢t̶̸͔̯͇̗͓̖͇̯̩̾ͧ́̏̓̈̆͗ͦ̍̀ȍ̶̴͙̲͈̩̻̞̠͎̥͔̯̻̺ͩ̑͛͆͘ ̸̵͈̜̤̰̲͓̘̘̭̦̮̯̠̤ͮ̈́̎ͮ͋ͪͬ̓̆̊̒͛ͩ͐͊͂̍͆̑͡͡b̡͓͎̫̻ͮͨ̀̆̔̀̚̚͟e͕̹̜͚̝̳̹̳̖̠ͨ̿͂̇̎̐̅ͭ̈́̉̾̊ͭ̈ͪ̆͠͞ ͒̾̍̎̉ͣ͊͌̆͐͊̓̇̚̚͏̼͎̫͔͕̤̺̠̲̳̻b̡̨̢͕̗̮̭͎̙̼̓ͩ̈̄̓͗͊̾͒̓͌͛̍ͮ͌͟a̸̩̹̪̬͚̦̯̱ͥ̔͆̋͘͜͡d̶̡̨͐̎̔͛̋͂ͩ͆̅̉̃ͨ̽͛̓̿̿̋҉̥͓̳̪̫̪̫̠̳͙͓̙͍̞͓ͅ
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6 comments:

  1. The word written in korean means I'm a bad.....?

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    1. It's the lyrics from The Baddest Female... The horror

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  2. The last gif is now my answer to all the 2NE1 fans irrespectively of what they're saying.

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