Thursday, May 22, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 55

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I like how you say "If my oppa can't marry me" as though there was some extenuating circumstance not allowing your forbidden love. I think it should be edited to: "If my oppa DOESN'T FUCKING WANT TO marry me". Be realistic, girl.

That's the spirit though. You shove your gay agenda on these idols since the world is unfair and won't let you two be together. Because you can choose to be gay, right?



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15 comments:

  1. That applies to otaku as well. Pot Kettle black.

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  2. why do fans think they have any say in a celebrity's personal life or anything in general.

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    1. "if oppar/unnir doesn't do what i say i will boycott. and obviously as im his only fan that matters, s/he will be forced to submit" - Fangirl logic.

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    2. Because you pay their salary indirectly.

      At least, this counts for the people that buy an idol's stuff.

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    3. paying their salary buys them???
      this one time on hello counsellor they had shinee and this crazed taemin fan and she said he wasn't allowed to ever get married and everyone in shinee looked so uncomfortable

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    4. Uh... I hoped it was clear that that's what those fans might think.
      Obviously not what I'm thinking.

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  3. i'm waiting for the oppa who does marry a fangirl and the circus after his belated coming out.

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  4. I think this is the mentality behind shipping 80% of the time. If I can't have ____, I should at least get to choose his significant other.

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    1. yeah. That's why when idols relationship suddenly comes out, fans are like 'She's can do better', 'He's not on her level' as if fans know them personally...

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    2. Different gender, but *ahem* Oh Jong Hyuk *ahem*

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  5. Ya know, stuff like this actually makes me wonder if there are idols who have gotten the hots for their bandmates. I mean, you have to live with them and you see them without makeup on, but on the plus side, you get to see them without clothes on :3

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    1. They may get the hots whether they act on it is a totally different thing.

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  6. "he better marry the guy i ship him with"
    I didnt understand that part.. Shes threatening to send a gay guy to marry her oppa ?

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