- Big Bang's Seungri parties with "beautiful and voluptuous woman" in Taiwan. This can only end messily.
- Yunho and Jaejoong interact in public, panties moisten.
- iKON's Bobby (saranghaeyo!) tries to bring back sagging jeans. Just when you think the boy can't get more fug, he proves you wrong.
- Awkwardly titled article lists "17 Times G-Dragon Lived His Best Life." Translation: "Guysss, G-Dragon is, like, the richest person I've ever stalked on Instagram." In similar "news," GD gives swanky present to ghoul friend.
- Lee Kwang Soo frightens viewers in video showing his transformation into a fish head for upcoming movie.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: "SM FAMILY reacts to XXTRA HOT Cheetos." Yes, that's a real thing. No, I don't know why.
Personally, I'd prefer "SM FAMILY reacts to XXTRA HOT ass."