Friday, June 17, 2016

Heartbreak Bathroom - Tiffany featuring Yoochun


While people have been writing a bunch about Yoochun in the K-pop blogging sphere, all y'all UCAADs have been ignoring this sweet remix Yoochun wrote. With my investigative journalism, I was able to find the lyrics but no audio recording.


Heartbreak bathroom
Heartbreak bathroom

Your eyes that see the end
Shakes me endlessly
Tangles me up
Has time come that I can’t make up?
This painful feeling, stop I can’t hide it

From the beginning, our expression were like
Having ended a predetermined journey
With a tired face
Can you predict what will happen next?
I’ll be gone
You can’t hurt me now

This place is heartbreak bathroom
In this space that remains for me
I lay down alone, forget you
Even if tears fall, forgive you
Today I’m checking out
I’ll leave here (Heartbreak bathroom)
No I ain’t gonna go
No I ain’t gonna go
Today I’m checking out
I’ll leave here (Heartbreak bathroom)

I think of that night that was like a dream
It shakes me endlessly
I’m exhausted
This empty space, your organized baggage
Shows the gap between us

Our relationship has become as if we didn’t know
Each other from the beginning, without expressions
With a bit of an unfamiliar face
I can predict what’s next
You’ll be gone
I can’t hurt you now

This place is heartbreak bathroom
The vain expectations you sometimes gave me
Even if I think of you, forget you
In the end, I forgive you
Today I’m checking out
I’ll leave here (Heartbreak bathroom)
No I ain’t gonna go
No I ain’t gonna go
Today I’m checking out
I’ll leave here (Heartbreak bathroom)

[Yoochun rap]
The bathroom was my safe space
To bust a nut on your face
The place where you gave me a blumpkin twice
While I was sipping on some pumpkin spice
Powerful pussy penetrating penis pulsations
Got me on a legendary high
Tenderly thrusting, tugging, twisting, tapping
Your pussy will never be dry
When I first met you that fateful day
You were a college freshmen with the cutest dimples
You lovingly sucked my cock every morning
Months of facials erased all of your pimples
You know I'm Micky Yoochun
As a first-class idol I get what I want
I don't pay for second-level services
Your payment was me ravaging your cunt
[end rap]

I try to blame you
But now it’s pointless, right here
I try to blame you
There’s no use, right here
My love that poured out to you
It shined because it was you
I always wanted to say this to you
But it’s already too late, right here

This place is heartbreak bathroom
In this space that remains for me
I lay down alone, forget you
Even if tears fall, forgive you
Today I’m checking out
I’ll leave here (Heartbreak bathroom)
No I ain’t gonna go
No I ain’t gonna
Today I’m checking out
I’ll leave here (Heartbreak bathroom)

4 comments:

  1. Amazing rap. And remember, always keep the fish. Now more than ever.

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  2. "Ooh Aah" by Twice is the best track for this case.

    (Chorus)
    What should I do?
    You make me unable to move
    make me ooh aah.
    Fake, fake.
    A fake without honesty.
    Goodbye, goodbye.

    Think about that the next time you fap to Twice.

    This scandal could also benefit from performance art. How great would it be if girl group members started carrying around some toilet bowls? Incidentally, it would also honor the first ready-made art work. UCAAD full circle.

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