Monday, March 4, 2013

G.NA Brings Her Girls Out

GNA's going to make a comeback soon, and I am very interested. She gets a bad rep around here for being an alien-faced bigtitty bitch, but I think she's got the potential to look hot. Check out the latest teaser pic, for instance.

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Ok sure, her face is partially obscured, her eyes are closed, and the whole thing's possibly photoshopped, but still! Her body's still as jammin' as ever. I don't know about you, but if I came home to GNA in my bed like that, I wouldn't kick her out.

But as you all may be painfully aware of by now thanks to my tittycrusades, netizens don't like this shit one bit. Choosing to blast her with criticism rather than jizz, they took to the interwebs to voice their disapproval.
1. [+127, -2] The one true singer of our generation who sings with her breasts

3. [+90, -4] Her boobs look like they're about to pop

4. [+76, -1] I feel like your parents would misunderstand what you were doing when all you're doing is looking at a singer's album jacket photo...

5. [+106, -32] Is she a singer or a porno star? 

6. [+75, -8] Doesn't matter how sexy you are, it's the singing talent that counts. It's only a matter of time before you're forgotten if you push anything besides your singing. 
8. [+65, -2] Aside from A Pink, Cube pushes their female singers to sexy concepts..

9. [+57, -13] Lee Hyori never had to stoop this low and she was still considered the sexy queen. Um Jung Hwa too.
Goddamn it, the ungratefulness of it all really grinds my gears. A girl takes the time to dress up all nice and sexy for us and all these guys (or jealous fatties, you take your pick) can do is complain. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE TYPING THIS SHIT OUT WITH ONE HAND ON THE KEYBOARD AND THE OTHER FIRMLY GRASPING YOUR DICKS, YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ANYONE.

And trust me, it's not just the Koreans either. International fans are pulling the same shit, but you can more readily sort the jealous fatties from the femnazis from the fundamentalists.


On the other hand, if one Always Keeps the Fap, the Fap will always rally comrades to one's side.
2. [+101, -2] Vote up if you came in here for the picture

7. [+74, -9] I want to touch them just once 
10. [+45, -6] No!! Johnson, not yet!! Not this early in the morning!!
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TRUE FAPBOYS/GIRLS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE FIGHT TOGETHER
WE POST HIGH RESOLUTION PICS TOGETHER
AND EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US ARE NOT VERY PROUD OF IT, WE SOMETIMES FAP TO HOT PEOPLE TOGETHER ;A;

In all seriousness, I hope the song's good. l0l.

17 comments:

  1. The best part about the picture is that we can't see her face well, so her derp alien face won't kill my boner this time.

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  2. It is always acceptable for crazy fangirls to have their male idols half naked but a hot girl in sexy clothes is taboo -.-...Proud of you G.NA! Show us some more in the next teaser!

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  3. Ready for a new G.NA MV...


    ...because her backup dancers are pretty hot.

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  4. Must be shopped and gaffer-taped to hell, there's no way she owns that amount of cleave. I appreciate the effort they took though.

    The i-fans are only complaining about the sexy concept because k-fans are complaining, and many i-fans secretly wish they were k-fans, so they just mimic the same sentiment without really thinking. They fap harder to the thought of waking up Korean than to this image.

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    1. Fan girls are just shaking their boobs (and probably oversized tummy as well) in rage because they got out-titty by G.NA, conveniently forgetting that they drool all over their oppars' abs and biceps in reaching self-induced orgasm.

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    2. I think the i-fans brought their standard of vulgarness down to the k-fans level, which make them equally as retarded. Also double standards, where they will fap to guys and rage over girls better than them.

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    3. I did some research (at least that's what I'm calling it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K60GO86aJgc

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  6. It's painfully amusing to see people disregard that sort sexuality.
    As if "cute" concepts are any less shallow.

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  7. Idk why people call her alien faced, all I think is that her face is shaped too much like a triangle and that's it, she is still quite ok to me (compared to hyogre).

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    1. http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/unborn-unicorn-fetus-face-wants-hug.html

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  8. that's the reason why I don't read AKP comments fangirl are so stupid it's just boobs please stop the complain she doesn't have commit any crimes and I don't think that she has a alien face her face is normal I won't say beautifull but not horrible and her body is great

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  9. Does she have a shot with legs apart?

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  10. "Lee Hyori never had to stoop this low"...? I want to hulk-smash this netizen's face.

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