Saturday, March 23, 2013

Today's News in 5 Minutes #3

Another edition of today's news in 5 minutes is back. This time, I'll be using articles from Newsen because a lot of useless articles go untranslated. Some of these are a couple of weeks old.

#1 The first one is Seohyun in a classroom.




 Normally Korean netizens would be opposing anything that T-ara does, but bullying a Japanese person into learning the glorious language of the Han people trumps any feelings of contempt that netziens have for T-ara.




Now that I've covered her face, it will be easier for people to decide.

#4 Taeyeon releases a bad selca







22 comments:

  1. Dem abs... no like. Makes me feel inferior huhu.

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  3. You have a weird definition of "looking like shit."

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  4. me and nicole must have this same problem :

    https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/208995_10151583857292518_215943723_n.jpg

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  5. Abs are shit on women.

    Taeyeon certainly doesn't look like shit in that picture.

    That Seobot picture is weird.

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  6. 1. Seohyun is a boss.
    2. We arent monkeys.
    3. Thats a fug hair and outfit
    4. Taeyon is a cutie in dat pic
    5. Groce, abs on a girl? Hmm...

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  7. This is the kind of stomach I like : ) Not those little boy abs.
    http://www.asianjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/SonDamBiArena2.jpg

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  8. Wonder why girls would want abs so much, it doesn't really look good on them, as it is more of a masculine trait imo.

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    1. to invoke the in-group lesbian thing even further

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  9. my honest reaction:
    1- still look like a robot
    2- to summarize t-ara: a group that bullies other to eat korean food, teach korean language, watch their fully sexy or half-sexy mv and so on...(imagination plays at this point)
    3- 2/10 best, still won't bang
    4- quick, someone call an exorcist!
    5- nicole, show your face so we could actually confirm that you in that picture is not a hermaphro dude with man boobs...then we can jerk off

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  10. 1. err.....Seobot looks more robotic than ever in this classroom pic

    2. So T-ara has to play the nationalistic card to gain any sympathy from K-netizens?

    3. I prefer small but natural boobs over a heaping chunk of silicone any time of the day.

    4. She looks decent but for a moment I thought she was NaNa.....

    5. Trannicole.......

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  11. Seobot used a LMD to go to class, that's not even her.

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  12. WHY IS TAEYEON SO UGLY THESE DAYS SHE USED TO BE SUCH A GORGGG

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    1. I wouldn't go as far as calling her ugly and I'm pretty sure you're just playing the over-reacting fangirl card.
      But, I'm also pretty sure she did some botox or shit to her upper lip in Dec/Jan.
      She always had a very slim upper lip and then photos like these were made:
      http://taeyeonism.com/taeyeon-dkfc-manila-v2/
      http://taeyeonism.com/taeyeon-hope-concert-2013-v4/

      Now, these might not seem "extreme", but she definitely looks different, if you make side-to-side comparisons.
      Another indicator would be that she continously made weird faces and held stuff in front of her face/mouth around the time:
      http://taeyeonism.com/taeyeon-naver-v-concert-8-hd-pics/
      http://taeyeonism.com/taeyeon-star-date-guerilla-interview/

      Comparison shots from ITNW time:
      http://taeyeonism.com/taeyeon-into-the-new-world/

      I might be reading too much into it, but I'm convinced she did something to her face then and I find that kinda sad. She used to be my absolute favourite in the K-pop scene.

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    2. well she isn't an ugly girl but i find her extreeemely unattractive compared to gee/genie era

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  13. Why does this Seohyun picture not even look real...why is she just sitting there like that? Weird.
    idk what people see in Taeyeon, I really don't. SM picks really good publicist cause there is no way such an average looking girl should be this popular. Looking at you too Yoona.

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    1. She looks uncomfortable and like she's trying really hard to appear "studious".

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  14. I thought G.Na gained 5kg but anyways I see no difference.

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  15. You're right, I got the words for "gaining weight" and "losing weight" mixed up. Anyway, it doesn't matter in the end because I did a great service and covered her face up.

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  16. Abs on women are indeed...impressive. I have respect for those.

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  17. This article is almost perfect if it weren't for a picture of that fatass of a swine Shitdog

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