Thursday, March 7, 2013

Netizen Delivers Sick Burn to Park Bom

For better or worse, Park Bom is arguably the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgery in KPop. Search your feelings, YG stans. You know this to be true. 

Anyway when I saw this latest picture of Park Bom, I thought to myself, "Oh dear. What have you done to yourself Park Bom?"

"Bom ratatata, bitches~"


"WAAAAH, THAT'S A BAD CAMERA ANGLE."
"WAAAAH, THAT'S BAD LIGHTING."
"WAAAAH, EVERYONE HAS THEIR BAD DAYS."

Shut the fuck up. 

If you want my honest opinion, I thought Park Bom was very pretty in her early days. Pre-debut was good, "You and I" was a really good time for her, and even up until her debut with 2NE1 with Fire, she was pretty good looking. Nowadays, she's just very sad. It's sad that she's gotten all this work done, and it's sad that the doctors fucked it up so she looks terrible.

The picture I included in the article was universally panned on Korean portal sites, but who's honestly surprised at this point? LBR, Park Bom's best days are behind her. I wasn't expecting an outpouring of support and cries of "LEAVE UNNIE ALONE!!11!1" but never in my wildest dreams was I expecting this truly truly truly outrageous gem of gems:
[+13, -7] Did she get plastic surgery done by having Daesung slam his Audi into her face? It's a complete mess.
HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!


TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, THAT'S FUCKING GOLD MAN.

28 comments:

  1. SHE SURVIVE DAESUNG AUDI MANG! SHE AMAZING!

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  2. YG probably should have used SNSD's plastic surgeon. When you can turn pre-debut Hyoyeon and Jessica into attractive pieces of ass, you know what you're doing.

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    1. lolwut?
      hyoyeon? attractive?

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    2. Well, compared to her pre-debut days, she could be defined as attractive.

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    3. campered to a few years ago, she looks just ok now... thats some skill from the surgery and the make up

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  3. that person needs to be found and made king of the internet

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  4. First thing in the morning that made me LOL.

    Daesung is a truly legendary plastic surgeon. He should go down in the history of plastic surgery as such.

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  5. OMG I wanna make friends with that commenter

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  6. Damn. She's gonna be in the burn ward for weeks after this. Razor iceburn.

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  7. LOL best netizen comment I've seen in a while. She really needs to stop the PS, she already has a ton of it.

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  8. lol wow I feel a bit guilty for laughing. On another note, since when does she wear pants?

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  9. LOL best netizen comment I've seen in a while. She really needs to stop the PS, she already has a ton of it.

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    1. Well fucknuggets I commented twice after logging in -facepalm-

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  10. Omigod, that's one smart-ass netizen lol.

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  11. that's no problem of getting plastic surgery. You complain about k-pop fangirls, but you're worse. Always saying bad things about people and their lives when you don't do nothing great. Shame on you. I really don't have a special love for park bom, but there are a lots of k-pop artists that did it. What's the problem?

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    1. They aren't complaining about plastic surgery. They are complaining about TOO MUCH plastic surgery or plastic surgery gone bad.

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    2. Aye, what Janeelvorie said. People aren't blasting her for getting plastic surgery, they're taking jabs at how badly her surgeries have gone or how bad she looks now despite the surgery. Personally, I could care less if someone gets plastic surgery or not, my issue's more with people who do get it and parade around like natural beauties (but that's beside the point).

      And frankly, I don't see how "doing something great" allows people to say bad things about others. Do I have to be a saint to point out how shitty someone's haircut is, or how unfortunate it is that puberty smacked them in the face like a lead baseball bat? That's stupid fangirl logic on par with "I'd like to see you sing better if you're talking shit right now" or "I'd like to see a picture of your beautiful mug if you're calling her ugly."

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    3. "Always saying bad things about people and their lives when you don't do nothing great"

      You just told him he does nothing great without knowing him personally, I'd consider that as 'saying bad things'.

      Obnoxious fangirl detected

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  12. [+13, -7] Did she get plastic surgery done by having Daesung slam his Audi into her face? It's a complete mess.

    so much win lol

    ~( = u=)~

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  13. Her face is some other level of fug. Its like she is made out of silicon. Her skin looks so fucking unnatural and bleached out. GROSS

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  14. "truly truly truly outrageous gem"
    i c wat u did there. You ain't slick.

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  15. Bom is so freaking hot, that's why the plastic in her starts to melt, leaving her looking awesome as ever.............

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  16. Sad part is, she was actually cute pre surgery

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  17. What is this blog? The place where every anti-fan girl make horrible comments about everyone in K-Pop?

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  18. I agree with you. Everytime I saw Park Bom, she looks different,.like different persons. And every camera angle looks different persons too. Actually, it's not that I hate her. I love 2ne1 BUT what irritates me is the fact that they call people who had plastic surgery gorgeous and beautiful!Someone told me If a person is truly beautiful, whatever angle or stolen shots it is, one will still definitely look beautiful.

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  19. Parkbom, She has lymph node issues that can cause her face to swell and get "puffy" !! YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK HER PHOTO WHILE PRE DEBUT!! A VIDEO & POLAROID SIGNED BY BOM FOR HER SISTER :)

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