Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Queen of Twerk

After fruitless years of searching for a KPop idol who knows how to twerk it, after making countless gifs of bootyshaking that only pale next to the real deal, I have finally found the Holy Grail.

While Miss A's Min doesn't exactly get off to a good start, she eventually warms up and makes the ratchet broads in Diplo's Express Yourself MV proud. ((That happens to be the song she's twerkin' to in the background, for those of you who are curious.))


DAMN GIRL, GET IT
Some say this is revenge for the haters calling her performance on AKP (All the KPop, not Allkpop)'s Summer Special lackluster (it was). Some say might even say she's finally cracked under the strain of being stuck in nugudom while Fei and Suzy laugh their way to the bank.  

I say, "Well done, madam. Well fucking done." 

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  2. Thank you for this gift, Zaku. ^_^

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  3. Well, for a person that isn't particularly endowed in the butt department, she deffinetley did great.

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  4. yay! im 5 comment! omg! i have never be 5 before! aaawwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh gainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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  5. How cute, she thinks she's black.

    Wait, that isn't cute at all.

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    1. I don't care if she thinks she's an elephant on a motorcycle, just keep shakin' that ass.

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    2. Not everyone needs a nigger ass full of KFC grease.

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    3. I agree, but it would be nice if she had a little ass.

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    4. You say the most ignorant shit sometimes Anti Kpop-fangirl.

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    5. Having a little bit of ass doesn't mean having one of those huge, cellulite ridden monstrosities (I sometimes get nightmares about them0.

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    7. nigga, you know she hangs out with mostly black people when she was still living in america right?

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  6. id let her twerk it on my penis for 2 minutes

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    1. Are you telling me you can only last two minutes?

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  7. Min > Jia >>>>>> Fei >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A couple random Korean girls that I know personally and like >>>>>>>>>>>> the bums up the street always asking me for change for booze >>>>>>>>> Suzy

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    1. when you factor in the points for personality mins is probably first but everyone knows the chinese members are the hottest

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    2. I say Min is tops all around

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    3. Pls, Fei and Suzy shit all over Min and Jia.

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    4. fuck you all, Jia can kick those white asses all day long

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    5. Jia looks the The Grudge but with a Higher Nose Bridge

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    6. Suzy is bland as fuck - the kind of personality-less face Korean plastic surgeons aspire to. She should team up with Yoona and start a group called The 2-for-1 Double Eyelid Special.

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    7. No, I think he's right on the mark. The most popular girl idols in Korea right now are all generic as fuck. But at least IU can brag about her 3 high octaves, what do the likes of Suzy and Yoona have going for them? They dance like a robot, sing like a squealing pig and will be hard pressed to act their ways out of a paper bag. Worst of all, they are nothing but Korean cookie cutter idols. I swear that I bump into a Suzy look alike pussy every 10 minutes or so in the Korean town in my neck of the woods.

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    8. But please, although Suzy is criminally overrated, she's still at least 10 times prettier than that hillbilly aka Min. And why is Jia the tranny better rated than Suzy and Fei? The latter two can wrap their lips around some throbbing phallus and still run circles around Jia.

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    9. I'd rather bang a hillbilly tranny with personality than a blow-up plastic doll.

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  8. I'd move to Twerky if given the chance.

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  9. That's probably the most clothing I've seen someone wear in a twerking video. Nice technique, though.

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  10. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

    Like, DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

    MIN HAS DECIMATED EVERY BITCH IN THE GAME!!! I AM NOT WORTHY!!! I. AM. NOT. WORTHY!!!!!!!!

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  11. extremely off topic, and yet vaguely on topic

    http://okay-pop.tumblr.com/post/56413944542

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    1. Attention-whore Lee Joon got a point there. Alas, not all fans think about it and keep shading beautiful female idols.

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  12. Min all the way....and Jia I guess, she's the only chinese member that I like in a girlgroup.

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  13. good attempt for someone with no arse

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  14. This is better than the first time she tried twerking. I can't remember where I watch it or if it was on a show, but I pretty sure she's tried twerking before, she's gotten way better from the last sad attempt.

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  15. can somebody imagine suzy doing a twerk like this?...

    i already thought about it and me don't likey what i imagine :(


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZlgTCIKVcQ

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    1. I don't think Suzy can twerk... he doesn't even dance properly miss a's choreos...

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    2. well, the girl promise to her "fandom", that if her drama becomes "succesful" she will do a solo dance, but i think that if she does it, she will damage jyp's visual reputation....


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbUjMJXfOs

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  16. That second gif made me laugh way too hard.

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  17. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. The last gif is creepy. Looks like she was filming a scene for the Exorcist III (or IV, or V, or whatever serial number the ghost buster series has not consumed yet) - rise of Korean bitch?

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    1. LMAO MTE even before finishing reading your comment

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