Monday, July 8, 2013

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 31

To follow up with last week's STFU, I found the perfect country for all the fangirls to move to where their oppas will always perform at!





A sad and pathetic place - where kidnapping rates are the highest in the world, and their farmland is watered with the happy tears of fangirls.

And the misuse of the word "rape" is inconsiderately used 1000 times per minute.

... and where female idols are banned to travel to for fear of jealous fangirls killing them.

..... and where Se7en can get all the happy endings he wants.


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20 comments:

  1. Question: There's a face on the Oppalandia flag; whose is it? Who is the namesake of said Oppalandia? Cause if it's like TOP or fuckin' Ren or some shit, I'd rather stay where I am. If it's like Jaejoonglandia, I might consider. * Need details *

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    1. Generic haircut, generic oppa, so the average Kpop dude.

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  2. *open world map* where the fuck is that land?

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    1. Are you the new, shitty troll around here or something ?

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  4. "...and where Se7en can get all the happy endings he wants." <3

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  5. i DON'T think it refers to just one oppa, it's like for everyone who likes an oppa.
    I wanna go too

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  6. "OMG OPPARS CAN TOTALLLY RAPE ME IN OPPALANDIA!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!111"

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    1. This whole time i thought your avi is Justin Biebsr, only to realize its Taemin. Ooops.

      S;b fangirls will kill me. Lol

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    2. Yes it is Lay.

      Bitches from Opparlandia are coming for you

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  7. Sometimes I am ashamed to be a tumblr user…

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  8. Twist: Turns out it's actually the Congo. Where which fangirl will survive the longest while being hunted down by cannibalistic villagers.

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  9. I might go to Jaejinlandia, maybe Taeyeonlandia, but anything else needs to get Holocausted the shit out of. I hear fangirls are immune to gas tho so we need something other then gas chambers. Fresh Air? They don't seem to like that at all

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