Monday, July 8, 2013

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 31

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To follow up with last week's STFU, I found the perfect country for all the fangirls to move to where their oppas will always perform at!





A sad and pathetic place - where kidnapping rates are the highest in the world, and their farmland is watered with the happy tears of fangirls.

And the misuse of the word "rape" is inconsiderately used 1000 times per minute.

... and where female idols are banned to travel to for fear of jealous fangirls killing them.

..... and where Se7en can get all the happy endings he wants.


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20 comments:

  1. Fany PackJuly 8, 2013 at 12:07 AM

    Question: There's a face on the Oppalandia flag; whose is it? Who is the namesake of said Oppalandia? Cause if it's like TOP or fuckin' Ren or some shit, I'd rather stay where I am. If it's like Jaejoonglandia, I might consider. * Need details *

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    1. NoJuly 8, 2013 at 1:29 AM

      Generic haircut, generic oppa, so the average Kpop dude.

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    2. Fany PackJuly 8, 2013 at 3:51 AM

      OK, yeah, no deal then.

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  2. KyungsooismJuly 8, 2013 at 7:07 AM

    *open world map* where the fuck is that land?

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  3. chibinekoJuly 8, 2013 at 9:59 AM

    Epic Se7en shade is epic XD

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    1. NoJuly 8, 2013 at 2:53 PM

      Are you the new, shitty troll around here or something ?

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  4. UnknownJuly 8, 2013 at 10:34 AM

    "...and where Se7en can get all the happy endings he wants." <3

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  5. UnknownJuly 8, 2013 at 12:27 PM

    i DON'T think it refers to just one oppa, it's like for everyone who likes an oppa.
    I wanna go too

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  6. TrifflinJuly 8, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    "OMG OPPARS CAN TOTALLLY RAPE ME IN OPPALANDIA!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!111"

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    1. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJuly 9, 2013 at 8:34 AM

      This whole time i thought your avi is Justin Biebsr, only to realize its Taemin. Ooops.

      S;b fangirls will kill me. Lol

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    2. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJuly 9, 2013 at 8:35 AM

      Oops again. Lay???

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    3. TrifflinJuly 10, 2013 at 11:54 AM

      Yes it is Lay.

      Bitches from Opparlandia are coming for you

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    4. TrifflinJuly 10, 2013 at 11:58 AM

      Oh well now its Chen.

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  7. arimasenJuly 9, 2013 at 12:52 PM

    Sometimes I am ashamed to be a tumblr user…

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  8. DemBrowsOnMahFaceJuly 9, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    Twist: Turns out it's actually the Congo. Where which fangirl will survive the longest while being hunted down by cannibalistic villagers.

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  9. 364LeinadJuly 11, 2013 at 3:30 AM

    I might go to Jaejinlandia, maybe Taeyeonlandia, but anything else needs to get Holocausted the shit out of. I hear fangirls are immune to gas tho so we need something other then gas chambers. Fresh Air? They don't seem to like that at all

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