To follow up with last week's STFU, I found the perfect country for all the fangirls to move to where their oppas will always perform at!
A sad and pathetic place - where kidnapping rates are the highest in the world, and their farmland is watered with the happy tears of fangirls.
And the misuse of the word "rape" is inconsiderately used 1000 times per minute.
... and where female idols are banned to travel to for fear of jealous fangirls killing them.
..... and where Se7en can get all the happy endings he wants.
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