Saturday, July 13, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #6



Stellar makes a comeback after a year. I thought they had already disbanded, but they're still sticking around. You see, back in 2011, before Stellar debuted, they were being hyped because they were debuting under Eric's company. I was watching Spy Myung Wol at the time and one of the Stellar members was also in the drama, and since Eric was the male lead in the drama, snippets of the MV were played over the span of the series. Naturally, after seeing the group so often through the drama, I was wondering how their debut would actually be. It would be an understatement to say I was disappointed; just listen to the shit for yourself. The chorus is the only enjoyable part of the song, but the rest is unbearable due to all of the God damn chipmunk singing.

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  1. I was reading NB and there was some group called "Mister Mister" who said they'd shave their heads if they won #1...
    The entire time I was like "Who the fuck is this group?" That's the thing; if I don't know them, then how the fuck do they think their going to win!? I'm usually pretty up to day with groups, new and old, but I literally have no idea who these dudes are. That kind of cockiness surpasses that of Girl's Day, who were so confident they were going to win #1 and then lost pitifully. I wanted to laugh.

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    1. Mister Mister as in Mr.Mr? Youtube recommended some of their songs but idk, I never listened to them. I guess they're pretty generic.

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    2. Oh, and their group name is sooo original.

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  2. Ailee finally came back.
    In a sea of shitty K-Pop songs, I find I can always rely on Ailee to release something worthwhile. Once again, she didn't disappoint.

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    1. I think the last thing k-pop needed was another third-rate clone of Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" just like the ones Secret and 5Dolls have been pumping out over the last few years.

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    2. I had to listen to 'Crazy In Love' cuz I don't really follow Beyonce's, I have to say it sounded different. Maybe Ailee is inspired by Beyonce and have almost the same style as her, but I think that's it. I found 'Crazy In Love' to be quite bland and boring, just my opinion though.

      'U&I' had those high and powerful notes that I expect from Ailee, but I found it somehow a bit underwhelming, though I'm still loving the song.

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    3. The similarity stuck out to me straight away.

      I really don't like the song much at all, it's not unlistenable but it's just a bit bland, it's certainly no "I'll Show You". I don't care how well she can sing if the song itself is boring.

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    4. I like songs that include trumpet. It's one of my most favourite instruments out there.

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    5. I hope you're not talking about "Poison". That shit was da bomb! The entire fad with using brass a little way back made for some pretty good songs, imo.

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    6. U&I is decent, but I didn't like how her agency hyped up the dancing in the video; it wasn't anything to sneeze at (decent, but not worth highlighting; I think she's done better). Also, I thought everyone knew that Ailee was the new Korean Beyonce XD

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    7. @realjw how have you not heard crazy in love it was literally e v e r y w h e r e when it released; i don't think i've ever listened to the song on purpose but i know most of the words

      also, ailee's agency sells her as OH LOOK SHE CAN SANG GOOD SO WE ARE GOING TO STICK HER WITH A MEDIOCRE SONG THAT HAS TOO MANY HIGH NOTES IN IT FOR COMFORT. i liked her so much on is2 but i honestly really don't enjoy her solo work other than heaven

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    8. @xiss I recognized the song when I played it, I just didn't know the name of the song lol.

      And yeah, it's quite dissapointing, I don't think I would like the song if it isn't for Ailee.

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    9. I was expecting a lot more from the chorus, but nonetheless, the song is still pretty good to me.

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    10. She song was boring. Like I think the only Aliee song I actually listened to more than three times was Heaven. I already can't watch her on variety shows after she called K.Will ugly and I thought that was kinda out of line as she is a rookie and he is her senior. So her music is all she got left for me and she is losing me there. Too many high notes makes the song bland. High notes are meant to be ONLY during the song's climax imo. Over doing it will make me bored and think your only relying on it because you know your song is boring.

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  3. I <3 the Saturday Shitfest. It makes me happy.

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  5. M-flo kind of reminds me of SOUL'd OUT. Though, as much as I like Diggy-MO', I have to say he sounds funny and weird singing high notes. That's why I like his "law" songs more like Love Kills Dream Kills. Despite this, my favourite songs of SOUL'd OUT are Cozmic Travel and Candy Pop. Anyway, I appreciate groups who create music/lyrics themselves.
    Oh, I didn't know m-flo and Diggy-MO' co-ed together:
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbmLIoIfdOA

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  6. I'm liking Verbal jint ft. Bumkey's song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEvVLssLdzw

    god I freaking love Bumkey's voice

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  7. Didn't shinbi just post this yesterday ?
    Oh, actually not, it was just a similar generic and utterly forgetable snorefest.

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  8. I just wanna rape eric or vice versa.

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    1. Eric Mun, the leader of Shinhwa.

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    2. I'd take either :3 Eric Nam is a cutie and Eric Mun is strangely hawt for someone who's 10 years older than me XD

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    3. Even I prefer Eric Mun than all of 2PM members. Stop promoting girls and sell your naked photo album, again.

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    4. Eric Mun had a naked photo book?

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    5. Actually it is Shinhwa photobook, long years ago. His ass is super fucking hot!!

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  9. Forgettable song and video, but the girls are surprisingly cute. Do you think blond one had a cleft lip at one point, or do some people just that big a I-don't-know-what-it's-called? (we call it "snot-slide")

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  10. Firstly, I think that they got a contract with one of school/Hakwon in SK. But after fisrt try, connection of the song title with the rest of lyrics is same as girls day - Female President, so mindfucking.

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  11. Can you just change the background now? I'm bored of Han Ye Seul theme already. I want me some Han Hyo Joo. Or Moon Chae Won. Either one is fine.

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  12. I was actually pretty disappointed of Ailee's comeback and I thought it would be the most entertaining one of the month. Well, INFINITE will comeback this month and (hopefully) make up for the shitfest that was Man In Love. KHJ will have a comeback this month too but as far as I know he's be shitting over his Japanese single "Your Story" which was one of his very rare decent releases. At least.. eye candy.

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    1. cannot waiiiit for destiny omg
      i really want another infinite reality show more than anything though; i've been rewatching ranking king for the umpteenth time and ugh i love their shows so much

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    2. I don't usually watch reality shows cause I'd better spend time watching a drama (if I actually have genuine time to spend on things like that), but I like watching short clips with funny moments or maybe parts of an episode. The only full episodes I watched were Fashion King ( Idk, episodes 6-7/7-8 from Ranking King? ) with INFINITE.
      On a side note, I listened to the audio preview for the album. There are just 4 songs but they sound pretty nice. I can say that I'm actually glad that they stopped working with Sweetune as they tried something new to Rphabet and, as far as I know, the mv is directed by Zanybros, who directed some pretty cool mvs in the past/

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    3. They even directed Ulala Session's Beautiful Night and KHJ's Your Story which had amazing scenery.

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    4. i gave up on sweetune once the man in love ep happened. they made some amazing songs for infinite (was btd sweetune's?), but i guess even the group has moved forward from there musically.
      aaaahhh fashion king was good~but probably my favourite ones were the knowledge king episode (ep5) and the courage king episodes (this stretched out for super long~it was ep 10, 11 and half of 12)
      i like to procrastinate a LOT. i kind of discovered them allatonce and i like watching shows to get to know the members better, plus inphiniteu is really fun when they have a show to themselves so yeah. i watched a bit of YAMO but i didn't like it too much other than mithra's sex ed episode, and i started watching BOAF but i was too busy to finish it at the time. plus i like gifing my favourite bits and ranking king is the only one where all the episodes are available in hd

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    5. Haha, I remember when I first heard about them I started watching some clips on youtube and I found a clip with Mithra's sex education. It was fun.

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  13. Eric. Leave the rookid group making to Andy. They are baaadddd. And needs to be disbanded.

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  14. How the hell did Bohyung(from Spica) not debut in 2ne1? As raw as Bohyung could have been I'm sure she was at least more talented than Dara.(Nowadays she's better than ALL 2ne1
    COMBINED).
    Don't get me wrong tho, everyday I thank God Bohyung debuted with Spica as she would have been wasted on 2ne1. It just baffles me how a group that's supposedly about talent before looks didn't include Bohyung. (IMO Bohyung is better looking too)

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    1. i guess she didn't fit in with the crazy concept of the group or she didn't want to embarrass herself with 'fire'. i would have walked out of the office and never looked back if someone showed me 2ne1's outfits and said i'd have to wear them

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  15. mblaq was so adorable when they were on picnic
    they have so much personality but they just can't seem to transform that into one amazing song that will get them recognition
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsEkXnOSUow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6BwN-ipTlE

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  16. So Qri is the new T-leader now. Doesn't really matter as the group is rapidly going down the shitter and probably won't be around for much longer. I would not be surprised if CCM announced their disbandment tomorrow.

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  17. http://i42.tinypic.com/2hzr13m.jpg

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  18. GUYS

    GUYS

    now YG are refusing to release songs because of the weather
    http://www.yg-life.com/archives/19911?lang=en

    if it was CCM we'd know they're covering something up, but YG are so fucking pretentious it might just be true

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    1. "As I explained before, “WIND AND YOUNG” is strong rock with KANG SEUNG-YOON’s refreshing voice, which makes it perfect for summer. But as the rainy season has begun in Korea, we are going to release “IT RAINS” first, and when the heat wave hits at the end of July, that’s when “WILD AND YOUNG”will be released." - lol

      Also, Taeyang album coming in September, hope it will be redeeming.

      Aaand.. 2NE1 will have a comeback yet again in august (probably some months later). I found this gem - "CL’s hip-hop solo song “THE BADDEST FEMALE” and 2NE1’s reggae “FALLING IN LOVE”, which were both non-mainstream, were a first attempt at the genres for the group."

      I might as well quote the whole article.

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  19. Hey Is this considered cellulite?
    http://www.ilbe.com/1448211998

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    1. They could be… mayyybe stretch marks. People get them during puberty, mainly girls, or after birth or losing a lot of fat.

      I think it's nice that celebs in KR have some body flaws too, makes me feel better about myself, knowing that even the skinny ass anorexic kpop stars have problems too. I've basically gone down to their weight by now but I've lost all the weight in the wrong places (i.e. hips instead of waist calves instead of thighs), but I'm thinner so I'm satisfied

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  20. I just realized something: With Psy's gentlemen, we have hit a peak in terms of female KPOP Idols/Artists who are really controversial. I mean for crying out loud, Ga-In is KPOP's response to Koda Kumi in terms of Raunchiness, we can't get any more racy than what Ga-In and BEG did with their 32.7 Degrees concert. Psy's gonna have a hell of a time trying to find another video girl. Maybe help prob one of Hyuna's Backup...I mean Phominute bandmates to the top? Jihyun may be potential. Or keep betting on the BEG horse and have another member of BEG be working with Psy...

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  21. exo make even worse actors than i thought they would
    i don't know how it took sm a month and a half to come up with HALF the drama version of wolf (which was so shoddily put together that i almost screamed) but i'm not sticking around for part 2 if kai/lu han/that expressionless girl keep acting

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