Monday, August 12, 2013

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 37

This week's photo comes from Christy:




Thank you for your submission!

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I do not know where to start.

In a 5 word sentence, he or she made 3 mistakes. That is a fail. A 40% pass and 60% fail on an English examination. You are probably not Asian. Or wait. Maybe you are Asian and that is the problem here.

S/he even screwed up the heart symbol. How do you fuck that up? It is a 'less than' symbol and the number 3. I guess I am giving him/her too much credit though since s/he probably does not know what a 'less than' symbol is since she cannot even use 'than' properly. Here. Take this shit to heart: http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Than-and-Then. 'THEN' is for a sequence of events. 'THAN' is for comparison. (hehe, 'Than". If any of you watch The Most Popular Girls in School, you will know what I am talking about). Unless you honestly meant something along the lines of: Zelo is good, and then Eminem comes second. WHICH IS STILL WRONG IN ANY LANGUAGE. 

I am going to embody Google here and ask: Did you mean "Zelo is better than Eminem ^^ <3" you stupid bitch?



Lastly, who spells 'better' with an H? Who the hell says "bether"?

AND HOW DOES ONE SPELL EMINEM "EMININE"!? IT IS NOT PRONOUNCED 'EMI-9', STUPID FACE.

Grahhh. You fangirls exhaust me.


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21 comments:

  1. i laughed out loud

    you shouldn't have covered the username i want to find that person and make friends with them

    PS: MPGIS fan! ;D

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    1. Trisha Cappelletti's monologue is one of the greatest moments in the history of the internet.

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    2. i was writing yearbook entries for someone who said her favourite mpgis character was ashley katchadourian (sp.?) and i basically put the whole speech in and said how she was cuba gooding jr and she disappointed everybody

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  2. This is probably a troll. But then, this IS "BABYZ" we're talking about

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    1. I'm a Baby and I WILL NEVER EVER ADD A Z TO THE END OF ANYTHING UNLESS I AM JOKING.
      Baby= a fan.
      Babies= two or more fans.

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  3. How am I supposed to pronounce that
    Is it like 'Emineeen" or 'Emi9".

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    1. emiNEIN like in that tokio hotel song

      NEINEINEINNANEINEINNANEIN

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    2. Don't listen to that unnir juseyo she's high on something or other

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  4. Stupid girls... My bias are mblaq and I don't even consider Mir as a rapper... Why are kpop fans as delusional as that girl?Lol

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  5. I saw a comment on an f(x) video saying Amber was better than Eminem. What next, Minho and Tupac? CNBlue and the Beatles? GD and Mozart? Lol I'm getting carried away.

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    1. I recently saw "Lee Hi > Adele"

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    2. I am Lee Hi's number 1 stan, but Adele would sing her under a fucking bus. No, Adele would sing her ass in front of a damn train.

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    3. "Cn Blue oppars r better than the beetles" just imagining this makes me sad.

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    4. On a side note since Tupac was mentioned was anyone around when Baby VOX released Xcstacy and they had a verse from Tupac in it (that was recorded before he got shot and stuff) and DJ DOC or some hiphopper decided to call them prostitutes/whores for it

      Also the sample was apparently not properly cleared or something and Tupac's mom sued idk but the point is basically after that song they disbanded proving Tupac can literally END any kpop group. (And on a side note they were under Rania's company and they tried US Promotions and stuff back in 04 and failed so badly which makes me just even more wary of Rania debuting there whenever that does happen)

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    5. Damn. I haven't been keeping up with Rania recently so I wonder how that MTV collab with Snoop Dogg and 2Chainz is going.

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  6. still waiting for a logical bap fans to admit their latest video was an awkward mess.

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  7. I can't with K-Pop fans, sometimes -_- This is more sad than funny to me

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  8. I was thinking "Oh, look, another two Korean boyband members I've never heard about"... but then I realized she might have thought of Cee Leo Green (or whatever his name is) and Eminem !?

    KEN LEEEE

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