Saturday, August 31, 2013

Clara Doesn't Want Seungri's Jizz

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  1. Who is Clara even? Been seeing her name lately but what does she even do? She has boobs, I see that. Her face is meh. Honestly she'd be lucky to have Seungri's jizz on her titties, at least then I'd know what she was known for.

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    1. Clara is a well-endowed young Korean girl whose main claim to fame is her bounteous tracts of land and the fact that she could have debuted with SNSD.

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    2. Who didn't almost debut with SNSD? It's like SM went through basically every female who wanted to be a kpop star and picked the nine would would put up with the most bull-shit for fame. Wasn't Gyuri supposed to be in SNSD too?

      Either way, this is my first time hearing about her.

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    4. Youtube Clara throwing first pitch :

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-hik3SKxJM

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    5. Also this :

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IxYSGuYuezE

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  2. Lol I can just imagine Seungri asking a girl out.

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  3. Just calling yourself "Clara" is so fucking stupid.
    Nobody's going to find you on google if all they know is a name millions of people have.
    Same goes for all those other retards, like "Rain" and whatnot.

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    1. https://www.google.co.in/search?q=clara+lee&oq=clara+lee&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i61.2435j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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    2. You're not telling me anything new.
      Except for that you're using Chrome, gross. :x

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    3. I'm going to say if you have a name like Clara, it's going to stand out in Korea.

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    4. Probably, but in today's world you also should think about international branding.

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    5. But her name is probably promoted with a Hangeulized spelling, not the Romanized one because it reminds me of a Black rapper instead.

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  4. Did you miss the part where after she told that story she tried to ask HIM out and then he turned her down on live television. ololololol

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    1. This was part of the MS Paint tutorial during the livestream. I just wanted to show people how I go about selecting pictures to edit and the process of editing them. This wasn't supposed to be an in depth article.

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    3. Sorry, didn't mean for that to come off as criticism : /

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  5. The penis looks extra veiny this time.

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  6. That moneyshot to her eye must've hurt like fuck

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    1. Seungri purposely jizzed in her eye as payback for being rejected.

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    2. It's just like in my favourite Japanese porn movies !

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