I just got back from seeing 4Minute in Sydney and I'm fuckin' tired.
I'll write a blog about that shit tomorrow. In the meantime I thought
you'd enjoy my entry into the k-rap scene. I thought I'd download Big
Sean's "Control" beat and try some rap over it. Everyone else is doing
it, so it must be a good idea, right?
Also, I will admit that I've
been giving Korean netizens a bad rap lately. It's awfully unfair of
me. Therefore, in this song aside from addressing all my feelings about the latest controversy engulfing the Korean hip-hop scene, I also attempt to redress my negativity towards K-netz and list
all the positive qualities of Korean netizens in an entertaining rap
format. My version is called "Con, Troll" and I hope you enjoy it. I
think there's something in it for everyone.
Peace, folks.
In before someone comments tl;dr with mindblowing irony... or tl;dl for that matter
ReplyDeleteYou really weren't kidding when you said you listed all of the positive qualities of Korean netizens.
ReplyDeleteI didn't leave any out, did I? Be honest now.
DeleteThe art of assholery.
ReplyDeleteMy father always used to say to me growing up "son, whatever you do in life, do it properly, or not at all". I'd like to think I made him proud.
DeleteUnlike all the other control raps, this one is actually relativly listenable.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the subtlety in my rap delivery that makes it work.
Deletetell us about the phominute concert plox!
ReplyDeleteI will tomorrow after I've had some sleep and I can actually think.
DeleteKpopalypse Rap Game weaker than Sindong Pussy Game, But better than siwon's Preacher Game
ReplyDeletestill better than coup d'etat
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DeleteIs it as bad as I think it is I couldn't make it past the first minute
DeleteGet CL's TBF, take away the interesting production and replace it with an ultra-generico south-style crunk beat, place GD over the top and there you go.
DeleteWell shit.
Deletethe worst part about gd is that i get the feeling he could do something genuine and beautiful but he doesn't
DeleteMuch better than coup d'état. Damn babes
ReplyDeleteg-druggin and kara's new songs suck.
ReplyDeleteand it came off the best album they ever released ))^:
DeleteThose verses deserve a better beat. The first bars reminded me a bit of "Cinema" by GZA. Good job.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm not that taken with the Control beat tbh. I had to dig deep into my rap skills to deliver listeneable verses over this.
DeleteKpopalypse next BMCOC. The reincarnation of 2Pac, he will Destroy Nas, Jay, Kanye, A$AP, make big sean say "Oh GOD" for the Last Time.
DeleteApart from Nas most of those rappers are rubbish so it wouldn't be hard.
DeleteDefinitely my favorite version so far, kpopalypse oppar jjangbak
ReplyDeleteA wise man once said "less is more". I feel like I took this concept to its logical conclusion.
DeleteWhat exactly is the latest controversy engulfing the Korean hip hop scene? And I've got the impression that you don't live in Sydney? (or you do?) Did you flight all the way from other states to attend the 4minute concert?
ReplyDeleteI flew from Adelaide, which is where I live.
DeleteFor a wrap up of the rap thing: http://www.asianjunkie.com/2013/08/korean-rap-clusterfuck-is-in-full-swing-started-because-swings-probably-missed-the-point-of-control/