Sunday, September 1, 2013

Con, Troll

I just got back from seeing 4Minute in Sydney and I'm fuckin' tired.  I'll write a blog about that shit tomorrow.  In the meantime I thought you'd enjoy my entry into the k-rap scene.  I thought I'd download Big Sean's "Control" beat and try some rap over it.  Everyone else is doing it, so it must be a good idea, right?

Also, I will admit that I've been giving Korean netizens a bad rap lately.  It's awfully unfair of me.  Therefore, in this song aside from addressing all my feelings about the latest controversy engulfing the Korean hip-hop scene, I also attempt to redress my negativity towards K-netz and list all the positive qualities of Korean netizens in an entertaining rap format.  My version is called "Con, Troll" and I hope you enjoy it.  I think there's something in it for everyone.


Peace, folks.

27 comments:

  1. In before someone comments tl;dr with mindblowing irony... or tl;dl for that matter

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  2. You really weren't kidding when you said you listed all of the positive qualities of Korean netizens.

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    1. I didn't leave any out, did I? Be honest now.

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    1. My father always used to say to me growing up "son, whatever you do in life, do it properly, or not at all". I'd like to think I made him proud.

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  4. Unlike all the other control raps, this one is actually relativly listenable.

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    1. I think it's the subtlety in my rap delivery that makes it work.

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  5. tell us about the phominute concert plox!

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    1. I will tomorrow after I've had some sleep and I can actually think.

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  6. Kpopalypse Rap Game weaker than Sindong Pussy Game, But better than siwon's Preacher Game

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  7. still better than coup d'etat

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    2. Is it as bad as I think it is I couldn't make it past the first minute

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    3. Get CL's TBF, take away the interesting production and replace it with an ultra-generico south-style crunk beat, place GD over the top and there you go.

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    4. the worst part about gd is that i get the feeling he could do something genuine and beautiful but he doesn't

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  8. Much better than coup d'état. Damn babes

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  9. g-druggin and kara's new songs suck.

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    1. and it came off the best album they ever released ))^:

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  10. Those verses deserve a better beat. The first bars reminded me a bit of "Cinema" by GZA. Good job.

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    1. Yeah I'm not that taken with the Control beat tbh. I had to dig deep into my rap skills to deliver listeneable verses over this.

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    2. Kpopalypse next BMCOC. The reincarnation of 2Pac, he will Destroy Nas, Jay, Kanye, A$AP, make big sean say "Oh GOD" for the Last Time.

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    3. Apart from Nas most of those rappers are rubbish so it wouldn't be hard.

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  11. Definitely my favorite version so far, kpopalypse oppar jjangbak

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    1. A wise man once said "less is more". I feel like I took this concept to its logical conclusion.

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  12. What exactly is the latest controversy engulfing the Korean hip hop scene? And I've got the impression that you don't live in Sydney? (or you do?) Did you flight all the way from other states to attend the 4minute concert?

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    1. I flew from Adelaide, which is where I live.

      For a wrap up of the rap thing: http://www.asianjunkie.com/2013/08/korean-rap-clusterfuck-is-in-full-swing-started-because-swings-probably-missed-the-point-of-control/

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