Thursday, September 5, 2013

[MV Review] Kim Sori - Bikini

Don't even bother with the audio, just watch the MV.


I don't know why it took this long to write this for so little content, but w/e.
The song is shit, but the MV visuals are jjangbak. Seriously, just mute that shit so you can focus on Kim Sori in all her bikini-clad glory.

I didn't make gifs because Based Comekpop went ahead and made these already. Be sure to thank the good man. 


On a more serious note, it's a damn same that Kim Sori's agency sucks so much cock. The girl has a pleasant vocal color (when she sees fit to try) that works for pop songs, she can actually B Boy (implying a decent level of dancing skill) and she's fucking hot with a rocking body to match (from putting in work doing Crossfit). I don't know why she has to lower herself to this level, but it's such a waste. 

And don't give me that "Doesn't matter, still fapped" shit. We already know. D:

TL;DR: Just mute the MV, but still worth a watch (or ten thousand).

+:
  • Kim Sori in a bikini (several actually)
  • Kim Sori wet
  • Kim Sori wet, in a bikini
-:
  • everything not Kim Sori
  • seriously, the song fucking sucks and the MV is obvious fapbait
I give this MV a 8===D out of 5, but the song is a trashy 1.5 out of 5.

13 comments:

  1. http://youtu.be/ORGrQgQ5ioE

    They should do another one of these with this MV.

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  2. Itsy bitsy becomes itchy bitchy...horrors.

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    1. itchy bitchy teenie weenie yellow poker da bikini

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  3. I don't consider this "lowering herself", I consider this high art.

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    1. I think he's talking relative to the music. If so, I'm inclined to agree.

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  4. "Came" for the tits, stayed for the hilarious slut-shamers in the comment section. Btw, is it a sort of gimmick of hers to show her snatch in all of her mvs?

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  5. Wasn't it mentioned somewhere already, a few weeks ago ?
    I do remember talking about it.

    Anyway, it's sad. I really liked Lips, it was a great song, but everything after that became worse and worse and she became more naked. Very boring.

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    1. Another akf write did it. On related news fangirl tears are tasty. Especially when they xlcry about how fun Heaven was compared to First Love. No wonder Avex disabled ratings comments are bad enough when wood is tossed into the fire. But give them voting and you will see that grey bar grow harder than mah dick watching kpop

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  7. The boner is strong in this one. Oh yeah, does AKFG have a Facebook page?

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  8. LOL of course the track starts with an ambiguous moan...

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